72 virgins ?

[HawtDeepr46]

really now this makes me curious ... so if i become one of the muslim factions who are willing to make myself a martyr i will be received in heaven by 72 virgins ?? Hot Damnnnnnnn ... but first lets look at this realistically...from a mans perspective ...
1.) 72 virgins is there that many left out there ???
2.) Should a man disillusion himself thinking he can pleasure 72 women when he cant pleasure 1 most of the time ?
3.) Imagine the cost factor ? Even in heaven got to shop i would imagine?
4.) The complaints ?? A mere mortal man could not handle it ..
ie: u told me you had 10 inches what the hell is that vienna sausage thing u have ?
5.) Besides once where done in 3-4 minutes ( on a good day now ) do they have a tv and beer ?
6.) PMS is it there ?
7.) 72 women comparing what you did with them , hahahaha sure
ie: yeah he went down on me hunny , what he do with you ? so on so on
Please help me understand such things... theres no way .. besides if you run into a complex with 45 pds of explosives on ya whats left ?? reincarnation ? i know i know allah would give us those 72 virgins but no pecker it was wiped out in the explosion .. justice done right . ....

 

[bamagirl]

really now this makes me curious ... so if i become one of the muslim factions who are willing to make myself a martyr i will be received in heaven by 72 virgins ?? Hot Damnnnnnnn ... but first lets look at this realistically...from a mans perspective ...
1.) 72 virgins is there that many left out there ???
2.) Should a man disillusion himself thinking he can pleasure 72 women when he cant pleasure 1 most of the time ?
3.) Imagine the cost factor ? Even in heaven got to shop i would imagine?
4.) The complaints ?? A mere mortal man could not handle it ..
ie: u told me you had 10 inches what the hell is that vienna sausage thing u have ?
5.) Besides once where done in 3-4 minutes ( on a good day now ) do they have a tv and beer ?
6.) PMS is it there ?
7.) 72 women comparing what you did with them , hahahaha sure
ie: yeah he went down on me hunny , what he do with you ? so on so on
Please help me understand such things... theres no way .. besides if you run into a complex with 45 pds of explosives on ya whats left ?? reincarnation ? i know i know allah would give us those 72 virgins but no pecker it was wiped out in the explosion .. justice done right . ....

lol I loved this.
having 72 virgins and no pecker is a just award for most men

 

[andrewchin11]

know any 72 year olds who are virgins?

 

[koalabear]

Give em back Iraq and let em kill each other.....

 

[fantasylover]

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[HawtDeepr46]

reincarnation

1) No there isn't. Only 71.
2) Probably not.
3)Welllllll....it's heaven, you know....anything goes...shopping, too.
4)Ten inches is too big..
5)I sure as hell hope so!!! I love that!!!
6)I hope not...I'd have to kill all the bitches...
7)Only if their idiots.

reincarnation....hmmmm....could be a good thing...get to do all the things you couldn't in this life? or is that a whole other topic?
xo

yeah i know it would be my luck to be reincarnated as a male praying mantis or male spider that after mating i get devoured ...

 

[willing2give]

I'm a Muslim and I have no idea where the 72 virgin thing come from! It's not in the Qu'raan, and the hadith that does mention it isn't in a very accepted source, and it most likely was falsified.

 

[fantasylover]

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[HawtDeepr46]

spiderman

you could also come back as a man again....just having this overwhelming urge to wear a spiderman costume for some reason....

awwwwww mj howd ya know ...

 

[HawtDeepr46]

72 ?

I'm a Muslim and I have no idea where the 72 virgin thing come from! It's not in the Qu'raan, and the hadith that does mention it isn't in a very accepted source, and it most likely was falsified.

Well from what some of my neighbors say it is an untruth.. but it is difficult to discuss such issues with them since theres is the divine way... yet if not discussed how are we infidels to understand ??