$54 Million Pair of Pants?

R. Richard

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A victory for sanity! A lawyer clains that a cleaner lost a pair of pants and he sues for $54 million [originally $67 million.] A court finds against him and forces him to pay the defendant's court costs. Comment?

Dry cleaner wins missing pants case

WASHINGTON - A judge ruled Monday in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants.

The owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's consumer protection law by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson's expectations of the "Satisfaction Guaranteed" sign once displayed in the store window, District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled.

"A reasonable consumer would not interpret 'Satisfaction Guaranteed' to mean that a merchant is required to satisfy a customer's unreasonable demands" or to agree to demands that the merchant would have reasonable grounds for disputing, the judge wrote.

Bartnoff ordered Pearson to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung.

Pearson, an administrative law judge, originally sought $67 million from the Chungs, claiming they lost a pair of trousers from a blue and maroon suit, then tried to give him a pair a pair of charcoal gray pants that he said were not his. He arrived at the amount by adding up years of alleged law violations and almost $2 million in common law fraud claims.

Bartnoff wrote, however, that Pearson failed to prove that the pants the dry cleaner tried to return were not the pants he had taken in for alterations.

Pearson later dropped demands for damages related to the pants and focused his claims on signs in the shop, which have since been removed.

The court costs amount to just over $1,000 for photocopying, filing and similar expenses, according to the Chungs' attorney. A motion to recover the Chungs' tens of thousands of dollars in attorney fees will be considered later.

Chris Manning, the Chungs' attorney, praised the ruling, which followed a two-day trial earlier this month.

"Judge Bartnoff has spoken loudly in suggesting that, while consumers should be protected, abusive lawsuits like this will not be tolerated," Manning said in a statement. "Judge Bartnoff has chosen common sense and reasonableness over irrationality and unbridled venom."

Pearson did not immediately respond to a call and an e-mail seeking comment.
 
And the four horsemen are held at bay for yet another day. Balances up this, I guess.
 
It's nice to see there's still a little bit of sanity left in the world. I do hope the Chungs' attorney fees end up being covered as well. It's sad that they had to deal with all this aggravation from this guy.
 
CeriseNoire said:
It's nice to see there's still a little bit of sanity left in the world. I do hope the Chungs' attorney fees end up being covered as well. It's sad that they had to deal with all this aggravation from this guy.
Very true. The sad thing is, if the guy hadn't been crazy, he could have sued them for $5000-$10,000, and they would have had to consider paying him. That's how these nuissance lawsuits work. It's basically legal blackmail.
 
shereads said:
As I understand it, they were his best pants.

I can't say. However, after the judge's decision, the lawyer's breath was coming in short pants.
 
Like a commentor on another forum said: After this ruling, I'll think twice before handing in my own 50 million dollar pants to the dry cleaners.
 
I think it's awesome that that asshole who sued the dry cleaners has to pay their legal fees. The lawyer thought he was being slick shit, but apparently he checked his common sense at the door before he took those spiffy pants to get cleaned.
 
flavortang said:
I think it's awesome that that asshole who sued the dry cleaners has to pay their legal fees. The lawyer thought he was being slick shit, but apparently he checked his common sense at the door before he took those spiffy pants to get cleaned.

The only question I have regarding the lawyer with the $56 million pants is, "Where is the bar association?" If a professional boxer attacks someone outside the ring, the police arrest the boxer. Apparently a professional lawyer, an officer of the court, can attack people who are outside the court and suffer no real penalty.
 
R. Richard said:
The only question I have regarding the lawyer with the $56 million pants is, "Where is the bar association?" If a professional boxer attacks someone outside the ring, the police arrest the boxer. Apparently a professional lawyer, an officer of the court, can attack people who are outside the court and suffer no real penalty.

I hope the guy gets disbarred for his stupidity.
 
R. Richard said:
The only question I have regarding the lawyer with the $56 million pants is, "Where is the bar association?" If a professional boxer attacks someone outside the ring, the police arrest the boxer. Apparently a professional lawyer, an officer of the court, can attack people who are outside the court and suffer no real penalty.

He's not only a lawyer; he's actually a judge. :mad: I suppose that's why the case got as far as it did. :( No judge wanted to tell one of his colleagues to stop being an ass. Or an asshole. :cool:

ETA: I understand he has now been ordered to pay the cleaners' legal fees. :)
 
R. Richard said:
The only question I have regarding the lawyer with the $56 million pants is, "Where is the bar association?" If a professional boxer attacks someone outside the ring, the police arrest the boxer. Apparently a professional lawyer, an officer of the court, can attack people who are outside the court and suffer no real penalty.

Actually he is up for his scheduled review as a judge, and the review board had said they were waiting for the verdict before giving their decision. I figure it's not looking good for him.
 
CeriseNoire said:
Actually he is up for his scheduled review as a judge, and the review board had said they were waiting for the verdict before giving their decision. I figure it's not looking good for him.
Well, if he'd won, he could have retired from judgehood and the review board would have been off the hook :rolleyes:
 
atty fees

He was ordered to pay their "costs"...about $1,000. Attorney fees are a separate issue. The news reports I've heard say the Chungs now intend to ask the court that he be ordered to pay their attorney fees.
 
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