5 strapping young men...

[warrior queen]

...will be at my place tomorrow doing all my yardwork
I have -
Beer, check.
Food, check.
Cash to pay them, check.
Tunes, check.
A list of things to be done, check.

This was absolutely the single best idea I have had all year.
I may do this seasonally - it will save me a lot of angst looking at the HUGE yard that has got away from me (not having the use of an arm has set me back heaps )

 

[neci]

gangbang, check.

 

[warrior queen]

gangbang, check.

I don't think so - not with this lot, anyway!
I like my men to know what they're doing, and 20 is not old enough to have learned hardly anything

 

[neci]

I don't think so - not with this lot, anyway!
I like my men to know what they're doing, and 20 is not old enough to have learned hardly anything

whatever, boss lady.

 

[richard_daily]

Are any of them black?

 

[warrior queen]

Are any of them black?

They all will be, after they're finished grubbing around in my yard.

 

[richard_daily]

They all will be, after they're finished grubbing around in my yard.

will you shoot them with your .303 shotgun?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Are any of them black?

They all will be, after they're finished grubbing around in my yard.

will you shoot them with your .303 shotgun?

 

[richard_daily]

Oh man, that shit had me laughing.

 

[warrior queen]

will you shoot them with your .303 shotgun?

I will only shoot if they don't work.

Looks like they are all bringing swags so they can stay the night too.
Busy house tomorrow!
(Makes me feel better knowing no-one will be driving.)

 

[dirtwrench]

And just how do you expect these 20 somethings to get experienced if you don't give them the benefit of your sexual wisdom? You know you want to wear them out you dirty old woman.

 

[warrior queen]

And just how do you expect these 20 somethings to get experienced if you don't give them the benefit of your sexual wisdom? You know you want to wear them out you dirty old woman.

I'll get my jollies watching them work and sweat
By the time they're finished, they'll be wishing they'd asked for more money!

 

[dirtwrench]

Just keep your good hand out of your panties then.





Hope you have a great day WQ.

 

[warrior queen]

Just keep your good hand out of your panties then.





Hope you have a great day WQ.

Going to be busy!
Not only do I have to supervise, but inbetween I also have to cook up lunch and then dinner.

 

[blobfish]

Were I among this group, I think it safe to assume that your remaining hand would remain busy. Then again, I have black hair, which I can only imagine would repulse you. A conundrum, to be sure.

 

[warrior queen]

Were I among this group, I think it safe to assume that your remaining hand would remain busy. Then again, I have black hair, which I can only imagine would repulse you. A conundrum, to be sure.

Once upon a time, I was curious about you.
And then you went and ruined everything with a cock pic that had god-awful wall pannelling in the background.
The end.

 

[richard_daily]

Once upon a time, I was curious about you.
And then you went and ruined everything with a cock pic that had god-awful wall pannelling in the background.
The end.

racists in glass houses, shouldn't throw stones.

 

[blobfish]

Once upon a time, I was curious about you.
And then you went and ruined everything with a cock pic that had god-awful wall pannelling in the background.
The end.

That's just the kid I hire to pose in all my photographs. I can't help that my nursing home has wood panelling.

 

[butters]

who is this, zumi? he's gorgeous!

 

[slave_]

who is this, zumi? he's gorgeous!

Idris Elba! SOOOO beautiful! He was the lead in BBC's "Luther" a few years back.

 

[slave_]

who is this, zumi? he's gorgeous!

Wow! I was looking for a link to post about "Luther" and came across this... new episodes!

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/01/luther-season-3_n_2059792.html

 

[richard_daily]

Idris Elba! SOOOO beautiful! He was the lead in BBC's "Luther" a few years back.

He was in the Wire for 3 (or maybe 4) seasons, and played the captain in Prometheus as well.

 

[John Doe]

gangbang, check.

1 vagina + 1 mouth + 1 anus + 2 hands = Room for 5 cocks, check.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

...will be at my place tomorrow doing all my yardwork
I have -
Beer, check.
Food, check.
Cash to pay them, check.
Tunes, check.
A list of things to be done, check.

This was absolutely the single best idea I have had all year.
I may do this seasonally - it will save me a lot of angst looking at the HUGE yard that has got away from me (not having the use of an arm has set me back heaps )

Will they need a translator?

 

[slave_]

He was in the Wire for 3 (or maybe 4) seasons, and played the captain in Prometheus as well.

Thank you for that! I never saw "The Wire" and have heard it was well done. I recently found out he is in "Prometheus".

"Luther" is very good! He is not your typical scripted detective. It is on Netflix now.