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[SXRXNRR]

I have been married for 10 years now, and always have been completely hetro. I was sent an email as a joke the other day, and there was a naked man, completely shave, and an enormous penis. I have been haunted by the vision, and cant seem to ge away from thoughts of it. How could this attraction just happen? What should I do?

 

[Johnny Rockets]

I dunno what to tell you man. There's just something about a big dick that demands attention, or praise or whatever. I'm so straight lifestyle-wise, but given the safe opportunity alone with more than say, nine inches, I think I'd definately jump on it, no pun intended. BTW...if you still have that pic...nah j/k.

 

[SXRXNRR]

lol

No I had to get rid of the pic, it was interfering with my job

 

[kbate]

I see no option for you other than to pluck your right eye out (it must be the right) and cast it away. If the vision remains, then you should pluck out your left and cast it away.

 

[SXRXNRR]

Pluck?

There is no plucking way! (lol)

 

[bisexplicit]

Ask your wife to buy a large strap on.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Ask your wife to buy a large strap on.

I like this answer...it covers all the bases (therefore no cheating outside of the marriage).

 

[SXRXNRR]

That would open a whole new can of worms. I am afraid of her response to that. Our sex life has always been a missionary race to get it over, she is not a big fan. She is more content reading a book, than having sex. Used to think that it was me, but have talked with ex's of hers and she was that way with them also.

 

[bisexplicit]

It seems like guys come here all the time with the "my wife is too frigid" complaint.

And yet, I don't really believe it. You're not going to convince her to fuck your ass tomorrow, but I think you could slowly ease her into being more experimental.

Maybe focus on her for a while, give her a massage, relax her, tell her that you think she's sexy, beautiful, try to make her feel good - and then tell her you think it would be amazing if she could be on top, or whatever.

 

[SXRXNRR]

I didnt come her to come here to complain about my wife, I love her, and have learned to be content in who she is physically, mentally, emotionally, and sexually. I said what I said in response to someones thought on what I should do. I apologise if i came off in a way that made anyone think that I was complaining. I did come here hoping to talk with people that might help me understand, why after 36 years I have found such a facination, after never having feelings of that sort before. It is confusing, scary, and exciting all at the same time, and I am unsure of how to interperate those emotions,. I am sorry. Also sorry about any misspellings

 

[kbate]

There is no plucking way! (lol)

Well then! You go ahead and slide down that slippery slope leading into the dark side! When you find yourself on your knees in an alley with a giant penis about to enter you, don't forget that I tried to help. It still isn't too late.

:emoticon:

 

[Samandiriel]

I see no option for you other than to pluck your right eye out (it must be the right) and cast it away. If the vision remains, then you should pluck out your left and cast it away.

You're the best.

 

[SXRXNRR]

Kbate, I thank you for your trying to steer me clear of the slippery slope