4 Kinds of sex

[Nobody Special's wife]

HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX: After you have been married for many, many years, you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F**K YOU"

COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of lots of people for every penny you've

 

[willywanker]

3 stages of sex during pregnancy

Anything goes style- first 6 months anything goes, just have to fit it in around the morning sickness

Doggy Style Sex-7 and hopefully 8th month, doggy style is most comfortable position.

Coyote Style Sex- 9 month- thats where you just sit by the hole and HOWWWWWWWLLL!!!!