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[shy slave]

What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur?

A Lickalotofpus


What do you call a Gay dinosaur?

A Myassissaur

Very Funny

 

[snowy ciara]

Three blondes ladies were walking on a beach when they found a magic lamp. Being good little blondes who believed every fairy tale ever spun, they rubbed the lamp. Out popped a genie. Since the genie can only grant three wishes, he decided to give one wish to each girl.

Girl number one said: "I've always been a dumb blonde and I hate it. I never get the punch lines of any jokes, and I got a 700 combined on my SAT. I'm so sick of the dumb blonde thing, so I want to be 50 percent smarter."

The genie went POOF!!! and she turned into a redhead.

Girl number two said: "That's not fair! I've always been the dumber one; she's got nothing to bitch about! I want to be 100 percent smarter!"

The genie went POOF!!! and she turned into a brunette!

Girl number three said: "Being a dumb blonde ROCKS! I always have a date whenever I want, and they ply me with gifts and booze and take me snazzy places. I got no problems with being a dumb blonde! In fact, I want to be 50 percent dumber!"

The genie said "You sure you want to do that miss?"

"Damn straight!" was the reply.

"Well, you asked for it!" he said, and POOFED!!!! her into a man.

 

[Marquis]

A blonde man?

 

[canadiancutie]

A blonde man?

you would look hot as a blonde

 

[Marquis]

you would look hot as a blonde

I bleached my hair senior year of high school.

 

[canadiancutie]

I bleached my hair senior year of high school.

was it as hilarious as I think it would be?

 

[Marquis]

was it as hilarious as I think it would be?

You tell me.

 

[canadiancutie]

You tell me.

you look like a darker skinned Justin Timberlake from his Nsync days

 

[jasonlf]

I bleached my hair senior year of high school.

Hah, same time I did mine.

 

[canadiancutie]

Hah, same time I did mine.

you're such a rebel.

 

[Aeroil]

You tell me.

*falls over laughing*

 

[Aeroil]

you're such a rebel.

Boss, you mispelled loser

 

[tealsphynx]

Whoa Marquis, that's a bad joke in itself! I'm not real big into the dark skin light hair thing, looks kinda wrong. Looks like you lost the baby fat. Mine was stubborn too, then when I finally lost my babyfat I got pregnant and gained new baby fat and it's just not letting go.

 

[canadiancutie]

Proof!! and I bet you thought I was joking

 

[Marquis]

Whoa Marquis, that's a bad joke in itself! I'm not real big into the dark skin light hair thing, looks kinda wrong. Looks like you lost the baby fat. Mine was stubborn too, then when I finally lost my babyfat I got pregnant and gained new baby fat and it's just not letting go.

I did it a couple of times, sometimes it looked cooler than others. At one point I did my hair and my eyebrows a really pale blonde that I thought looked pretty badass.

I might do it again someday. It is unfortunate how similar it looks to the Justin pic CC just posted though.


Oh yeah, and I actually got fatter after that picture was taken. I was skinny as a kid, but when I moved to the US after living in Kenya my diet and exercise patterns went to shit until I decided to educate myself and correct it many years later.

 

[tealsphynx]

LOL CC!!

Don't feel too bad Marquis, my cousin has blonde hair and for his senior year he decided not to cut it. Turns out everyone in the family has straight hair except for him, his is beautiful goldilocks style corkscrew curls! This was about the time that JT grew his out too, yeah, the whole blonde hair, white boy fro thing going on, it was so pathetic!
Ok, I can't help it *breaks into "Cause I'm a Blonde" * Yeah, yeah, yeah

 

[Aeroil]

I did it a couple of times, sometimes it looked cooler than others. At one point I did my hair and my eyebrows a really pale blonde that I thought looked pretty badass.

I might do it again someday. It is unfortunate how similar it looks to the Justin pic CC just posted though.

hahahaha, stop, you're killing me.

 

[tealsphynx]

Proof!! and I bet you thought I was joking

Ohman CC that wowza.jpg was soooooo wrong . ROFLMAO!

 

[Marquis]

hahahaha, stop, you're killing me.

Yuk away my friend. I am a man of many insecurities, but my fashion decisions is not one of them.

 

[Aeroil]

Yuk away my friend. I am a man of many insecurities, but my fashion decisions is not one of them.

Yuk's away.

 

[graceanne]

LOL I gotta cast my vote with aeroil. Don't do that again. *shakes head*

 

[graceanne]

Three blondes ladies were walking on a beach when they found a magic lamp . . .

That's not how I heard it.

Three men were walking down the beach, when they came across a lamp. They rubbed it and a genie appeared. Since their were three of them, he agreed to give them three wishes.

The first one wished to be 10 times smarter than he was. So POOF he was ten time smarter.

The second one wished to be 10 times smarter than the first guy. So POOF he was.

The third guy, not wanting to be outdone, wished to be 10 times smarter than the second guy, so POOF he was turned into a woman.

 

[graceanne]

An old woman lived in her old house with her old cat. One day she and the cat were out for a walk, and she came across a lamp. She rubbed it and a genie came out. He gave her three wishes, and asked her what they would be.

"Well, first I want to be young and beautiful." The old woman said, so POOF she was young and beautiful.

"Second I want my house to be brought up to date and be stylish." So, POOF her house was up to date.

"Third I want my cat to be a young handsome man." So POOF her cat was a young handsome man.

The Genie disappeared, and the young woman turned to the man who was her cat and said, "Hey, why don't you and I go upstairs and . . . "

The man snorted and said "You shoulda thought of that before you had me neutered."

 

[canadiancutie]

I was trying to figure out who Marquis looked like now...and then I knew why he looked familiar.

 

[Killishandra]

I was trying to figure out who Marquis looked like now...and then I knew why he looked familiar.

who dat?