33/devil/hell looking for a F to hook up with

[aly*]

I want one of these, too! We could take turns? It's kind of Kinky in a disturbed sort of way. I think I could get into it. It's like marriage, but with out the bullshit romantic pretenses. Flat out codependence is where I am at.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

OK. Last chance folks. In about a half hour I enter my basketball trance. I'm all oiled up and excited. I'm dripping wet with anticipation......ahhh, the smell of anticipation. Kind of makes me gag. Come be my assistant. Get your Febreezin hand ready cause I'm gonna work up a funk.

 

[HeavyStick]

Can we feed you chili with a sling shot?

 

[bknight2602]

"March Madness" just got real ugly.

LMAO

Until Mizou loses, then it will get really UGLY.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Can we feed you chili with a sling shot?

I've got a pressure washer with a funnel hooked to it. Just drop in the chili and it covers one meal and my weekly bathing in one fell swoop.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Until Mizzou loses,

Thats it. You're the first person ever to make my ignore list!

 

[HeavyStick]

So you want me to open the can?

BTW bob is back.

 

[bknight2602]

Hey Man

This site is for you

I don't wish any bad things to happen to any team, but one wins, one looses. Yikes

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

So you want me to open the can?

BTW bob is back.

That, or just back up a truck to my basement window.

Who the fuck is bob? Sterlings cousin?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

That, or just back up a truck to my basement window.

Who the fuck is bob? Sterlings cousin?

Feed this baby with a slingshot? I say not.

A 12-gauge is more like it.

 

[HeavyStick]

we can make him eat chili out of willow's clogs.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

we can make him eat chili out of willow's clogs.

Heck. I do that when I'm really really depressed.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

we can make him eat chili out of willow's clogs.

Put a leash on him too...and do your Foghorn Leghorn bit

 

[HeavyStick]

Heck. I do that when I'm really really depressed.

Give me your shoe laces and lighter

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Give me your shoe laces and lighter

Only in exchange for naked pictures of bob's mother and a sixpack of of EZcheeze.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Only in exchange for naked pictures of bob's mother and a sixpack of of EZcheeze.

Nekkid pictures of my mom....well, didn't Estelle Getty do a Playboy spread last year? That's pretty close.

 

[sterlingclay]

Nekkid pictures of my mom....well, didn't Estelle Getty do a Playboy spread last year? That's pretty close.

Ah, a classic. I was camped out for three weeks at the 7/11 waiting for that issue, and when I got I framed it. Her titties are pretty perky for an old broad. And that ass!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Ah, a classic. I was camped out for three weeks at the 7/11 waiting for that issue, and when I got I framed it. Her titties are pretty perky for an old broad. And that ass!

I figured you were the Golden Girl type. Get out the lube because this weekend on TV Land they're having a Maude and All In the Family marathon.

 

[sterlingclay]

The hell with March Madness, I'm up for a Golden Girls marathon!

http://epguides.com/GoldenGirls/cast.jpg

Hot Damn, eat your hearts out Mizou

 

[SpiceCake]

Aw - you're just having a helluva time, aren't ya?