33/devil/hell looking for a F to hook up with

[SilvaTungDevil]

As I plan on planting my ass on the couch and watching basketball all month, I will need a personal assistant. The perfect candidate will be a F. They will find the lost remote and answer the pizza deliveries. I will occasionally need to be Febreezed. They should be comfortable wearing latex as there may be a need for a spongebath. Payment will be based on previous experience. Looking forward to your responses and maybe hooking up for some good times!

Oh, and how come there has been no response from my story submissions?

 

[sterlingclay]

I found the perfect f for you STD. Her name is Mary.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

I found the perfect f for you STD. Her name is Mary.

Umm no sterling, the F stands for Frenchman. I figured they might be use to the smell Thanks anyway.

 

[HeavyStick]

Umm no sterling, the F stands for Frenchman. I figured they might be use to the smell Thanks anyway.

Put this on sterling.

 

[sterlingclay]

Put this on sterling.

I don't need it. I'm half french anyway.

 

[HeavyStick]

I don't need it. I'm half french anyway.

Here you go. He did say man.

Now you're complete.

 

[sterlingclay]

Ohhhhh!!!!!!

Shit that flame burned me good!

Ding, I'm hanging up my boots for the night.

 

[HeavyStick]

Ohhhhh!!!!!!

Shit that flame burned me good!

Ding, I'm hanging up my boots for the night.

Oh, come on.... don't be a KS and leave.

 

[sterlingclay]

Ok fine, but STD needs one of these before I take the job

 

[HeavyStick]

He's got one his parents have passed on to him.


I suggest a pressure washer.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Sheesh, I come back and the only applicant is only half a Frenchmen. I think I'll take the nun.

 

[sterlingclay]

So STD, here's the rental fee for the costume, double that and you have my hourly wage. It's a deal for a killa bud.

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

So STD, here's the rental fee for the costume, double that and you have my hourly wage. It's a deal for a killa bud.

Oh man. The previous employers you've listed on your resume have given you decidedly poor references. It seems you can't stop yourself from humping their animals. That's not gonna' be too much of a problem, but my dog wants to know if you do anal.

 

[HeavyStick]

Oh man. The previous employers you've listed on your resume have given you decidedly poor references. It seems you can't stop yourself from humping their animals. That's not gonna' be too much of a problem, but my dog wants to know if you do anal.

Who's catching? sterling or the dog?

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Who's catching? sterling or the dog?

Well, my dog is a female. I guess I'm gonna' be shopping for a doggy strap on.

 

[Mona Lisa]

"March Madness" just got real ugly.

 

[amelia]

I'd apply..but i'm not french..or a man. darn, i was looking forward to the spong bathing and Febreezing.

 

[sterlingclay]

Why do you think they call it madness?


Oh yeah, nothing like watching 10 sweaty youngsters on the tube with a wobbly pop in one hand and a pecker in the other.

Ah yes, March Madness on the big screen. Pull up a couch, grab yer vaseline and don't forget the pee bucket.

 

[Mona Lisa]

Oh yeah, nothing like watching 10 sweaty youngsters on the tube with a wobbly pop in one hand and a pecker in the other.

Ah yes, March Madness on the big screen. Pull up a couch, grab yer vaseline and don't forget the pee bucket.

That's RUGBY, ya perv!

 

[sterlingclay]

That's RUGBY, ya perv!

My preference is SHAVEDBY

 

[eagleyez]

who do ya like in the final 4

basketball teams that is...


me...

Florida, (went there)

Kansas..(theycanshoot all nite)

Cal (darkhorse, grew up in bezerkely hillz)

UConn (my av is a uconn hat coverdwith paint)

there,

any wagers?


sorry tochange the subject
imbad that way...

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

who do ya like in the final 4

basketball teams that is...


me...

Florida, (went there)

Kansas..(theycanshoot all nite)

Cal (darkhorse, grew up in bezerkely hillz)

UConn (my av is a uconn hat coverdwith paint)

there,

any wagers?


sorry tochange the subject
imbad that way...

Mine....

KU (fuggin bastards)

MU (my loyalty pic) or OU

Illisnois (Tuff physical muthas)

Duke (even though they dropped one today)

 

[eagleyez]

Mine....

KU (fuggin bastards)

MU (my loyalty pic) or OU

Illisnois (Tuff physical muthas)

Duke (even though they dropped one today)

yep

your probably right...

March Madness baby

gotta dig it....stay tuned...

 

[Avery_Chisholm]

 

[SilvaTungDevil]

Still looking for a F to be my ass istant.