30 Minutes or Less!

[sunshinegirl05]

study each other, kiss, whisper sweet nothings......

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

Devour her from head to toe and toe to head and head to toe.. I think you get the idea...

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Devour her from head to toe and toe to head and head to toe.. I think you get the idea...

Hmm, and ass to brain?

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

Hmm, and ass to brain?

Ass to brain... just never go ass to mouth.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Ass to sass, and bass, to treble.

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

Ass to sass, and bass, to treble.

Some people are all about the bass... Me? I'm all about the sass.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Some people are all about the bass... Me? I'm all about the sass.

I'm a lass, full of sass, be it crass, or just hanging at Mass.

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

I'm a lass, full of sass, be it crass, or just hanging at Mass.

Something tells me that we're going to get along just fine, Bubbly.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Something tells me that we're going to get along just fine, Bubbly.

Why is that? I like men with style and flair, ones who take the time to dare, be it today, or sometime, later, my Wit is sharp as a razor.

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

Why is that? I like men with style and flair, ones who take the time to dare, be it today, or sometime, later, my Wit is sharp as a razor.

I too think I'm nerdy, dirty and flirty. And anyone that has a stormtrooper helmet gets automatic points in my book. I would like to think that I'm sharp like a razor as well!

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I too think I'm nerdy, dirty and flirty. And anyone that has a stormtrooper helmet gets automatic points in my book. I would like to think that I'm sharp like a razor as well!

I am quirky, and fun; my mind meanders as my passions may stun.

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

I am quirky, and fun; my mind meanders as my passions may stun.

I've heard of phasers set to stun, but passions? Nothing wrong with that if you asked me.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I've heard of phasers set to stun, but passions? Nothing wrong with that if you asked me.

Stunning, my brain is always running......Let's use our heads to make some beds.

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

Stunning, my brain is always running......Let's use our heads to make some beds.

My brain never shuts off either. It's always running too. No one will mistake me for a zombie!

 

[BubblyBookworm]

My brain never shuts off either. It's always running too. No one will mistake me for a zombie!

Zombie, is your name, Tommy; do you have a big salami?

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

Zombie, is your name, Tommy; do you have a big salami?

Totally don't get the Tommy Zombie reference? Maybe if you asked about Rob, I'd get it. Salami? Just the usual size the deli gives out...

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Totally don't get the Tommy Zombie reference? Maybe if you asked about Rob, I'd get it. Salami? Just the usual size the deli gives out...

Giggles softly;

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

Giggles softly;

I mean I guess it's a good size. Will definitely satisfy your hunger

 

[BubblyBookworm]

I mean I guess it's a good size. Will definitely satisfy your hunger

It was just a joke.

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

It was just a joke.

Well I will tell my butcher that he needs to cut the salamis bigger since people are laughing at the size of it

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Well I will tell my butcher that he needs to cut the salamis bigger since people are laughing at the size of it

That made me laugh; thanks.

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

That made me laugh; thanks.

You're very welcome. I mean i assumed that's what you meant when you asked about the size of my salami. Am I wrong?

 

[BubblyBookworm]

You're very welcome. I mean i assumed that's what you meant when you asked about the size of my salami. Am I wrong?

YES *Winks*

 

[Capt_FriendZone]

YES *Winks*

Besides I'm sure there are a lot of guys on here offering to show your their salamis. I like to go against the grain

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Besides I'm sure there are a lot of guys on here offering to show your their salamis. I like to go against the grain

More than you can imagine....