$30 million in maple syrup stolen

[renard_ruse]

...During a routine inventory check at a warehouse about 100 miles northeast of Montreal, the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers noticed scores of empty barrels. These barrels — more than 15,000 of them — had contained an estimated 10 million lb. of syrup worth more than $30 million...

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/09/02...-stolen-from-canadas-strategic-syrup-reserve/

 

[Bert Notorius]

i can't imagine pancakes without it, though they seem to go right though me.

 

[Super-Surprise]

Miss Maple Syrup 2009

 

[KingOrfeo]

The thieves were shortly apprehended at a diner 50 miles from the warehouse, when the check arrived and they proved, for some reason, completely unable to let go of their money, or to get up from their seats . . .

 

[Bert Notorius]

as much as i try like hell to keep my sausage out of the maple syrup, it invariably gets in the syrup and undergoes a chemical reaction and turns into exlax.