3 things about me

[Guest]

1) The one and only.
2) It was off the charts.
3) Sounds like you have something specific in mind...do tell

1) beach
2) pool
3) sailboat

in no particular order though... must be spontaneous

 

[lucky-E-leven]

1) beach
2) pool
3) sailboat

in no particular order though... must be spontaneous

1) I just had the most delicious series of nasty thoughts.
2) I'm sending up a squillion prayers that those thoughts come to life this summer.
3) If my prayers are answered, I will have some juicy new submissions for everyone's reading pleasure.

 

[Guest]

 

[yui]

1. I am inexplicably dizzy all of a sudden.

2. I should be excited because the linens for my renovated guest bedroom arrived today.

3. I'm going to go lie down and see if not staring at a glowing screen gets rid of the dizziness.

Be well, lilred.

 

[moonlight elf]

1. I have only 1 week to finish all my grad school application stuff.
2. I am going to paint my toe nails hot pink
3. I am actually going to cook dinner

 

[moonlight elf]

1. I am inexplicably dizzy all of a sudden.

2. I should be excited because the linens for my renovated guest bedroom arrived today.

3. I'm going to go lie down and see if not staring at a glowing screen gets rid of the dizziness.

*hugs* feel better

 

[Samandiriel]

1. I think I've un-nerved people since my arrival (must be the outfit)

2. I'm almost ready to submit.....................a story.

3. Leather, black leather.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

1. Sam has a hot AV

2. I'm irritable as all hell right now

3. I'm hungry now

 

[maggot420]

1. I think I've un-nerved people since my arrival (must be the outfit)

2. I'm almost ready to submit.....................a story.

3. Leather, black leather.

i always look this way...even when im not un-nerved

i wanna be there when you submit.............your story.

sam has a hot av

 

[Samandiriel]

1. I have a hot AV.

2. I like that people want to submit to me.

3. Maggot is my son's name.

 

[NoJo]

1. I think I've un-nerved people since my arrival (must be the outfit)

2. I'm almost ready to submit.....................a story.

3. Leather, black leather.

1. I like Sam's outfit

2. I have Jet Lag, I can keep going for hours right now

3. I have nerves of steel

 

[Trinique_Fire]

1. Tuesday fast approacheth

2. I've had a bag of jelly beans for all of six hours, and I'm already sick of them

3. I want my list

 

[carsonshepherd]

1. I like my own outfit (jeans and a tshirt with muddy pawprints on it.)

2. Have you notified your wife of your sudden stamina?

3. I have a tongue of silver.

 

[maggot420]

1. I have a hot AV.

2. I like that people want to submit to me.

3. Maggot is my son's name.

mommy?

 

[Samandiriel]

mommy?

JR???? is that you?....you've put on weight.
I never intentionally left you at that carnival...it was a very confusing day.

 

[maggot420]

JR???? is that you?....you've put on weight.
I never intentionally left you at that carnival...it was a very confusing day.

yes its me but ive changed my name to gretta the bearded woman
i guess swimming in a vat of cotton candy will add a few pounds
every day is confusing when your name is maggot

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

1. I had spent the holiday with my ex and our children and wasrather pleased by how well we got along...without sex.

2. My Sir and I had a small falling out today, but once again things are good.

3. My girl is worrying about tomorrow...

 

[Samandiriel]

yes its me but ive changed my name to gretta the bearded woman
i guess swimming in a vat of cotton candy will add a few pounds
every day is confusing when your name is maggot

It was you're great grandfather's name...I love tradition.

 

[maggot420]

It was you're great grandfather's name...I love tradition.

i love how weird you are

 

[Samandiriel]

i love how weird you are

Am I? No one ever mentioned that before, now I feel special.

 

[maggot420]

Am I? No one ever mentioned that before, now I feel special.

you can sit beside me on the short bus

 

[Samandiriel]

you can sit beside me on the short bus

Only if I can lick the window.

 

[carsonshepherd]

I think you are both delightfully weird and I love you.

 

[Samandiriel]

I think you are both delightfully weird and I love you.

Let's start a cult together, the three of us.

 

[maggot420]

Only if I can lick the window.

deal. i'll be licking under the seat. thats where the best gum is.