3 things about me

[maggot420]

Let's start a cult together, the three of us.

i vote that we kik maggot out of the secret cult...i dont like the look of him at all

 

[NoJo]

I like small cults.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

1. I believe chocolate should be considered a vitamin.

2. I love camping even though I hardly ever get to do it anymore.

3. I think asian women are the most beautiful women in the world.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I got flowers from someone today.

2. My back stopped hurting for about five seconds while ago.

3. I'm not cooking dinner until all this leftover ham is gone.

 

[NoJo]

1. I got flowers from someone today.

2. My back stopped hurting for about five seconds while ago.

3. I'm not cooking dinner until all this leftover ham is gone.

What a wonderful vignette of your day. I'm still trying to create the story that connects all three sentences.

 

[Dar~]

1. Porn is evil
2. We are all going to hell
3. Okay so maybe I don't really think all that.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

What a wonderful vignette of your day. I'm still trying to create the story that connects all three sentences.

My aunt brought me flowers because I made Easter dinner and she didn't have to.

I threw my back out yesterday while trying to get my bratty kid out of a jungle gym at the park.

Uh, we have lots of ham.

 

[NoJo]

My aunt brought me flowers because I made Easter dinner and she didn't have to.

I threw my back out yesterday while trying to get my bratty kid out of a jungle gym at the park.

Uh, we have lots of ham.

My story was better.

A strange man turns up at your door with some flowers. Overcome with passion at this romatic gesture, you leap on him but he's so surprised he doesn't catch you , and you land on the floor on your coccyx. You get mad, and kill him. Hence the surfeit of "ham" in the house.

 

[Trinique_Fire]

1. It's Tuesday afternoon/early evening and I want to know what Luna and Rosco were talking about....

2. I still need to shower (I shaved last EVERYTHING last night) and get pretty

3. I need candles

 

[yui]

1. I bought a purse today, that given enough time and the right inclination, I think I could fit a small pony inside of it. I love it.

2. I found five books in the Tanya Huff Blood series at the used bookstore today! *happy dance*

3. I'm shamelessly—nay, gleefully—stalking the duck.

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

1. I'm crabby.

2. I'm pissed off.

3. Do I even need to mention I've had a horrible day?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

1. I bought a purse today, that given enough time and the right inclination, I think I could fit a small pony inside of it. I love it.

2. I found five books in the Tanya Huff Blood series at the used bookstore today! *happy dance*

3. I'm shamelessly—nay, gleefully—stalking the duck.

1. I'm wondering if Yui's new purse is big enough for a duck to fit inside.

2. I'm enjoying watching the *happy dance*

3. I'm shamelessly -- nay, gleefully -- enjoying being stalked by the lovely Yui.

 

[Lilin Penn]

1. I've been a phone operator selling porn for 4 years (on and off needed a break from the weirdo's)

2. I collect husbands.

3. I spent an entire night setting up webpages for my dogs and cat.

 

[tolyk]

1. I've been a phone operator selling porn for 4 years (on and off needed a break from the weirdo's)

2. I collect husbands.

3. I spent an entire night setting up webpages for my dogs and cat.

Wow.. guess you are freakish enough to fit in here

Welcome to the asylum

 

[Lilin Penn]

Wow.. guess you are freakish enough to fit in here

Welcome to the asylum

Thank you!

Most people look at me and think I'm too young and innocent to be a freak, but I just prove the theory, NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER!

 

[tolyk]

Thank you!

Most people look at me and think I'm too young and innocent to be a freak, but I just prove the theory, NEVER JUDGE A BOOK BY IT'S COVER!

You're a book? Interesting, I've never met a book that can type before

 

[Lilin Penn]

You're a book? Interesting, I've never met a book that can type before

According to my husband there's 5,642 of me...so I'm sure somewhere in all of those people there's a book waiting to be cracked open.

 

[tolyk]

According to my husband there's 5,642 of me...so I'm sure somewhere in all of those people there's a book waiting to be cracked open.

I think that one went over my head..

Anyways as far as the young and innocent comment... There are much younger than you around here.. TheEarl for example started here when he was 18, I think that is what twisted him though

 

[maggot420]

i slid out of control through an intersection today, swerved between a minivan and a truck, narrowly missed a stop sign, drove on the grass for a few seconds, and ended up driving down the road as if nothing had happened.
my passenger was a little freaked out until i said i did it on purpose.

i found a dead rabbit in my backyard. it might have been the easter bunny.

i think i need a haircut

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I've been a phone operator selling porn for 4 years (on and off needed a break from the weirdo's)

Christ! You probably know me by my credit card number.

 

[Lilin Penn]

Christ! You probably know me by my credit card number.

LOL I know my customers by name mainly. The bitchy and/or dumb ones are the lucky ones who stand out to me.

Well the pervs do too. There's a guy who's been calling for 4 years asking about wet women's panties and I know who it is the minute he says, "I've got a question"

 

[OhMissScarlett]

LOL I know my customers by name mainly. The bitchy and/or dumb ones are the lucky ones who stand out to me.

Well the pervs do too. There's a guy who's been calling for 4 years asking about wet women's panties and I know who it is the minute he says, "I've got a question"

Unless you work for Gay DVD Empire, I probably haven't talked to ya.
p.s. maybe your guy is the guy who keeps pm'ing me asking me for my panties.

 

[tolyk]

Unless you work for Gay DVD Empire, I probably haven't talked to ya.
p.s. maybe your guy is the guy who keeps pm'ing me asking me for my panties.

I'm sorry Scarlett, if it bothers you I'll stop.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm sorry Scarlett, if it bothers you I'll stop.

If you want them, you don't have to use an alt.
it's exactly $4.38 to ship panties to Canada, not that I know or anything.

 

[yui]

1. I'm wondering if Yui's new purse is big enough for a duck to fit inside.

2. I'm enjoying watching the *happy dance*

3. I'm shamelessly -- nay, gleefully -- enjoying being stalked by the lovely Yui.

1. If you can't fit in the purse, I know there is room for you in the pool.
2. Oh god, I need to remember to turn the cam off… http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/diverse/redface.gif
3. I'm glad.

i slid out of control through an intersection today, swerved between a minivan and a truck, narrowly missed a stop sign, drove on the grass for a few seconds, and ended up driving down the road as if nothing had happened.
my passenger was a little freaked out until i said i did it on purpose.

i found a dead rabbit in my backyard. it might have been the easter bunny.

i think i need a haircut

1. Oya! It was the Canadian 7th Level of Hell Ice, right? Very glad you weren't hurt!
2. The Easter Bunny or is Glenn Close stalking you?
3. Nah, you have the quark quirk and the connection to baldness thing, don't you?