3 things about me

[NoJo]

You called me "silly". You're such a domme.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm only submissive on the weekends, everybody knows that.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Crazed is good. It's gooood. Us authors need something to write about, dammit.

Shoot does this mean I can't write about it cuz one of ya'll are going to????

 

[NoJo]

What, everybody? I'm going to check that with my Mum, then.

 

[NoJo]

Shoot does this mean I can't write about it cuz one of ya'll are going to????

Don't worry, we all have writers block. That's why we're all fucking about on the forum.

 

[Guest]

1. I was very pleased with the FA Cup semi-final draw today, even though I only heard it. My head was "down".

2. I was then given "FA cup ears", in celebration of the good draw for Arsenal, no doubt.

3. I laughed so much, I almost bit him.

 

[NoJo]

I haven't had anything to eat for eight hours.
I haven't had an orgasm for ten hours.
I'm going home for something hot, spicy and filling.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I haven't had anything to eat for eight hours.
I haven't had an orgasm for ten hours.
I'm going home for something hot, spicy and filling.

I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon.
I haven't had an orgasm in six weeks.
Care to fill me?

 

[Guest]

I ate an hour ago.
My last orgasm was about seven hours ago.
I got filled in very nicely indeed.

 

[NoJo]

I haven't eaten since yesterday afternoon.
I haven't had an orgasm in six weeks.
Care to fill me?

Buy some egg-plant, carrots and bell pepper and I'll try to rustle something up. I hope you're not vegetarian.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I ate an hour ago.
My last orgasm was about seven hours ago.
I got filled in very nicely indeed.

*cough*whore*cough*

 

[ElizabethWest]

Buy some egg-plant, carrots and bell pepper and I'll try to rustle something up. I hope you're not vegetarian.

No I'm a meat-eater. What did you have in mind?

 

[Dar~]

1. I haven't had anyhting to eat in 10 minutes
2. My last orgasm was 20 minutes ago
3. I got everythign filled quite nicely.

 

[Guest]

*cough*whore*cough*

Yes, but only for him.

Anyway, you pot!

 

[ElizabethWest]

1. I haven't had anyhting to eat in 10 minutes
2. My last orgasm was 20 minutes ago
3. I got everythign filled quite nicely.

Braggart.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, but only for him.

Anyway, you pot!

It's kettle.

 

[Guest]

It's kettle.

I bet you whistle when steam comes out of your spout.

 

[Guest]

I can walk in water.

I can fly on land.

I can breathe in the air.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I bet you whistle when steam comes out of your spout.

Who told you????

 

[Guest]

Who told you????

A naughty little fairy.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

A naughty little fairy.

She's getting a spanking now..........and she'll thank you later.

 

[ElizabethWest]

She's getting a spanking now..........and she'll thank you later.

So that's what happened to Tinkerbell...I was wondering where she went.

 

[Guest]

She's getting a spanking now..........and she'll thank you later.

Oooh, I got mine today. And, did I ever!?!?

 

[Trinique_Fire]

1. I'm mildly hungry for food

2. I'm ravenously hungry for Luna

3. I'm having a sexy day

 

[NoJo]

I shaved
I showered
My wife went out dancing