3 things about me

[ABSTRUSE]

This is my first post around here but I have been reading a lot of the posts for a while. I decided to go for it and tell you three things about me.

1. Writing is a way for me to express myself and escape my normal inhibitions.

2. I'm quite shy and have not had many boyfriends.

3. I sing when I'm nervous.

Hey Cool name, but keep in mind I'm the only Abs here...lol
welcome to the AH, you must check out the newbie thread. You won't be shy for long here.

 

[carsonshepherd]

1. Yes, I like Counting Crows

2. I think cabbage is sinister.

3. I'm obsessed with celebrity gossip.





Pure Blasphemy

1. The secret is out. Except Big Yellow Taxi (puke)
2. It is. Coleslaw from village inn, anyone?
3. What's up with the Olson twins these days? Has anyone gotten the ED one a sandwich yet?

 

[Absoloution]

I don't really know how to do this but thank you for the welcomes carsonshepherd and ABSTRUSE. I saw the newbie thread before, I'll try to find it again.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I don't really know how to do this but thank you for the welcomes carsonshepherd and ABSTRUSE. I saw the newbie thread before, I'll try to find it again.

Everyone here is quite nice, so don't be afraid to post. Call me Abs.

 

[Guest]

Hey Cool name, but keep in mind I'm the only Abs here...lol
welcome to the AH, you must check out the newbie thread. You won't be shy for long here.

LOL! Yep, we don't want another one.

I don't mean that to sound rude, btw, Absolution, but I'm sure you'll soon see what I mean.

Welcome from me, too!

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

LOL! Yep, we don't want another one.

I don't mean that to sound rude, btw, Absolution, but I'm sure you'll soon see what I mean.

Welcome from me, too!

Lou

Oh I forgot to tell you to ignore Lou.

 

[Absoloution]

Thank you Abs. But why should I ignore Lou? She seems ok to me. Is she one of them troll things I sometimes read about?

 

[Guest]

Thank you Abs. But why should I ignore Lou? She seems ok to me. Is she one of them troll things I sometimes read about?

LOL! She was only kidding, I think!

She likes to play the bitch sometimes, but she's not, not really.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Thank you Abs. But why should I ignore Lou? She seems ok to me. Is she one of them troll things I sometimes read about?

LOL...no worse, she's a slut!

Actually she is very sweet, but I won't admit it to anyone. Are you a writer? You said you've lurked about for a while, I was just curious. Some lurkers join but don't really write anything.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. The secret is out. Except Big Yellow Taxi (puke)
2. It is. Coleslaw from village inn, anyone?
3. What's up with the Olson twins these days? Has anyone gotten the ED one a sandwich yet?

Their version of Big Yellow Taxi doth sucketh and that new happy crappy song too, but the old stuff is cool. ED, lol, I'm with the bingeing, just not the purging.

Here's some more little known facts:

4. I hate made up words like "docudrama" and "rockumentary".

5. Christmas songs make me cry, even though I'm not a Christian.

6. I never had an orgasm until I was nineteen.

 

[carsonshepherd]

4. I hate made up words like "docudrama" and "rockumentary".

5. Christmas songs make me cry, even though I'm not a Christian.

6. I never had an orgasm until I was nineteen. [/B]

4.How about "rockudrama?"
5.That's because you're a sissy.
6.No Comment.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

4.How about "rockudrama?"
5.That's because you're a sissy.
6.No Comment.

He has to make everything personal and he calls me a sissy! Admit it, O Come All Ye Faithful makes you cry too, Carson.

 

[carsonshepherd]

He has to make everything personal and he calls me a sissy! Admit it, O Come All Ye Faithful makes you cry too, Carson.

No, but:

1. I am an extremely weepy drunk.
2. There's a new commercial featuring "Always on my mind" by Willie Nelson and I always get teary-eyed when it comes on TV.
3. Anything with horses or dogs will make me choke up.
So there

 

[Pornofan420]

1. Got the new prescription sunglasses ordered.

2. The frames I liked best were also the cheapest.

3. Really, REALLY want a faster Mac. This 400MHz G3 crawls.

 

[Guest]

3. Anything with horses or dogs will make me choke up.

I've heard that's a common complaint, especially with horses.

 

[Guest]

1. Got the new prescription sunglasses ordered.

2. The frames I liked best were also the cheapest.

3. Really, REALLY want a faster Mac. This 400MHz G3 crawls.

Hit it? With a really big mallet?

Are you insured?

 

[carsonshepherd]

I've heard that's a common complaint, especially with horses.

Oooh... you dirty, filthy minded thing....

 

[Guest]

Oooh... you dirty, filthy minded thing....

Thank you, my dear.

 

[Pornofan420]

Hit it? With a really big mallet?

Are you insured?

Unfortunately, not. On the other hand, a woman with pistols on her belt...mmm, love a taste of that.

 

[Guest]

Unfortunately, not. On the other hand, a woman with pistols on her belt...mmm, love a taste of that.

Well, I'm yer woman.

 

[Pornofan420]

Well, I'm yer woman.

Oh Lou baby, I just what you posted as your favorite sexual indulgence on another thread. Believe me, I'd jump at the chance to indulge you.

 

[Absoloution]

1.) I'm a bit of an introvert, so I suppose an Erotic writing site is a good place to loosen up.

2.) I'm a devout chocoholic

3.) I hate sundays.

 

[carsonshepherd]

1. I miss Johnny Cash.

2. Eggs and broccoli make me sick.

3. I don't know how to change a tire.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

1. I'm feeling so lazy today.

2. I didn't get laid last night.

3. It's only 11:00 a.m. and already I want a beer.

 

[CharleyH]

Hey Cool name, but keep in mind I'm the only Abs here...lol
welcome to the AH, you must check out the newbie thread. You won't be shy for long here.

Talking to yourself again?