3 things about me

lucky-E-leven said:
Hey, Cranky Bitch, come sit on Lucky's lap and tell me what's wrong.

:kiss:

~lucky

roflmao.. would that be like Lucky Claus?.. oh the image in my minds eye.. i think i need a shower
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Hey, Cranky Bitch, come sit on Lucky's lap and tell me what's wrong.

:kiss:

~lucky
My cold is making me cranky, but then again, it doesn't take much to make me cranky. The elderly are like that......LOL.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
My cold is making me cranky, but then again, it doesn't take much to make me cranky. The elderly are like that......LOL.

Is it time for the Nitrous powered, hydraulic wheelchair?

;)

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Is it time for the Nitrous powered, hydraulic wheelchair?

;)

~lucky

k lucky.. you get the wheel chair and ill get stuff to give her a nice long bed bath..

well leave her on her own with the depends though.. shall we?

abs, i love you.. is this easier to read??? :D
 
vella_ms said:
k lucky.. you get the wheel chair and ill get stuff to give her a nice long bed bath..

well leave her on her own with the depends though.. shall we?

abs, i love you.. is this easier to read??? :D

PMSL!!!
 
Randi Grail said:
1. playful
2. planless
3. pantless

1. best way to be

2. sometimes the best things come from not having plans

3. *MMMMMmmmm hoping panty-less too*

damnit.. you distracted me.. i meant to go hit the shower.
 
Well, that lasted for about 15 minutes, before I realised that my playfullness was just me being silly because I'm tired, so my plan is to go to bed.

Still pantless though...that, of course, includes all pants...even panties.

But being pantless on your own isn't all that fun...sigh.

Good night, AH...
 
lucky-E-leven said:

So you think elder abuse is funny, huh? Well, when I get out of this chair......I'll.........I'll........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
 
Garter snakes are nice, in facts all snakes feel nice as long as you know they aren't poisonous. However, my husband turns into his mother (i.e., completely irrational) whenever confronted by any evidence of a snake. He once had us combing the back yard, in the middle of the night, with flashlights, because he'd seen a piece of snakeskin which, when viewed the next day in broad daylight, turned out to be the size of a postage stamp.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
So you think elder abuse is funny, huh? Well, when I get out of this chair......I'll.........I'll........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

lucky, doesnt Abs look so sweet and darling when shes sleeping?

quick, get the shaver.. no one sleeps at my party and goes home with both eyebrows!
 
vella_ms said:
lucky, doesnt Abs look so sweet and darling when shes sleeping?

quick, get the shaver.. no one sleeps at my party and goes home with both eyebrows!

She's a cutie, alright. :kiss:

I'll get the shaver, but if she wakes up while you're shearing her eyebrows I'm running like hell.

:devil:

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
She's a cutie, alright. :kiss:

I'll get the shaver, but if she wakes up while you're shearing her eyebrows I'm running like hell.

:devil:

~lucky

deal.. what, shes ganna run me down with the chair.. i can take her on..
:D
 
vella_ms said:
deal.. what, shes ganna run me down with the chair.. i can take her on..
:D

You forget, that chair has nitrous. No Abs of mine would be cruising around in a slow chair, so you take your life into your own hands with the shaver.

;)

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
You forget, that chair has nitrous. No Abs of mine would be cruising around in a slow chair, so you take your life into your own hands with the shaver.

;)

~lucky

true.. true.. curses! foiled again..
guess well have to think of other things to wake her up.. hrm..
ponder
ponder
ponder....
how about a massage. you get her upper back .. ill take her as*..um.. her lower half..
 
vella_ms said:
true.. true.. curses! foiled again..
guess well have to think of other things to wake her up.. hrm..
ponder
ponder
ponder....
how about a massage. you get her upper back .. ill take her as*..um.. her lower half..

I know just how to wake her up. ;) You just leave that part to me.

What shall we do with her then?

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
I know just how to wake her up. ;) You just leave that part to me.

What shall we do with her then?

~lucky

well ... no sudden movements


i do know that under all that sarcasm lurks the heart of a true tart. im thinking ... dog pile on Abs.. she can handle that, i have no doubt.:p
 
vella_ms said:
well ... no sudden movements


i do know that under all that sarcasm lurks the heart of a true tart. im thinking ... dog pile on Abs.. she can handle that, i have no doubt.:p

Are you kidding? That's what she lives for...just be careful if she's got her teeth in...those things are strong as hell.

Believe me.

:p

~lucky
 
lucky-E-leven said:
Are you kidding? That's what she lives for...just be careful if she's got her teeth in...those things are strong as hell.

Believe me.

:p

~lucky


Vella, Lucky................

YOU TWO ARE NUTS !!!!!!!!

Certifiably crazy.

I pop in for a few moments of surfing to see what's been going on.........and find insanity.

Going back to bed now,

(Does Abs really have false teeth??????

Mat. :confused:
 
matriarch said:
Vella, Lucky................

YOU TWO ARE NUTS !!!!!!!!

Certifiably crazy.

I pop in for a few moments of surfing to see what's been going on.........and find insanity.

Going back to bed now,

(Does Abs really have false teeth??????

Mat. :confused:

You only just found insanity here dear:D ... this place has been insane and severely disfunctional for years:cool:
 
pop_54 said:
You only just found insanity here dear:D ... this place has been insane and severely disfunctional for years:cool:

"NONSENSE!" say the voices in my head. "We are all perfectly sane here."
 
Pops,

You haven't managed to get yer flasher mac working yet, I see. Need a hand, hon? ;)

Lou :kiss:
 
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