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Carmenica Diaz said:
1. I have really thick hair too.
2. We have a few... but not many.
3. So do I.
3 things about me
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1. I have really thick hair too.
2. We have a few... but not many.
3. So do I.
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cloudy said:
Good Morning Cloudy!
We have many uses? Are you sure?
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cloudy said:Mornin', CD.
Of course I'm sure. How the hell else would my car get washed, or the oil changed?
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Getting back on track...
1. I wear size 12 shoes.
2. I have been known to finish off an entire batch of Toll House cookies in one sitting.
3. I have framed music tour posters hanging on the walls of my office.
1. I wear size 12 shoes.
2. I have been known to finish off an entire batch of Toll House cookies in one sitting.
3. I have framed music tour posters hanging on the walls of my office.
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cloudy said:Sorry, you walked right into that one.
I walk into a lot of things.
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Re: Getting back on track...
1. I've always heard that men with big feet......http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/monstermanshion/eekoops.gif
2. I did not want to get out of bed this morning, but a small savage insisted.
3. Now that I am out of bed, however, I'm in a silly-as-hell mood.
cheerful_deviant said:
1. I've always heard that men with big feet......http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/ups/monstermanshion/eekoops.gif
2. I did not want to get out of bed this morning, but a small savage insisted.
3. Now that I am out of bed, however, I'm in a silly-as-hell mood.
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Re: Re: Getting back on track...
1. It's true.
2. Ditto.
3. Not so ditto. (More of a "I'm tired, why did I stay on-line so late last night?" mood.
cloudy said:
1. It's true.
2. Ditto.
3. Not so ditto. (More of a "I'm tired, why did I stay on-line so late last night?" mood.
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Re: Re: Re: Getting back on track...
I head you did a strip tease last night. Could that be the cause of your tiredness? Or was it what came after the strip tease?
cheerful_deviant said:1. It's true.
2. Ditto.
3. Not so ditto. (More of a "I'm tired, why did I stay on-line so late last night?" mood.
I head you did a strip tease last night. Could that be the cause of your tiredness? Or was it what came after the strip tease?
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Getting back on track...
Oh, wouldn't you like to know!
Before, during and after. hehe
cloudy said:I head you did a strip tease last night. Could that be the cause of your tiredness? Or was it what came after the strip tease?
Oh, wouldn't you like to know!
Before, during and after. hehe
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Honey123 said:
Good Mornign Honey!
Would you like to see my new dance routine?
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1. antsy. i want to get in my car, drive to key west and set up a card board box to live in
2. i stabbed my calf with a stick, just by stepping on it.. move over you slap stick comedians..
3. erm.. i am a clutz
gooooooood morning you sexy people!!! its time to write! get to it.. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/13.gif
2. i stabbed my calf with a stick, just by stepping on it.. move over you slap stick comedians..
3. erm.. i am a clutz
gooooooood morning you sexy people!!! its time to write! get to it.. http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/zensiert/13.gif
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cheerful_deviant said:Good Mornign Honey!
Would you like to see my new dance routine?
Well, the way Vella and Cloudy were laughing about it over beers last night...that's okay, I'll wait for the video! LOL
Oh, just joking CD! I heard that your ass shakin' was the highlight!
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Today is a good day!
1. I got an email from someone I'd been worried about, and it reassured me that I shouldn't have been worried.
2. Talked to my brother, my closest sibling, who is an idiot, but he's still mine.
3. Heard from the publisher of the book my short story's in - international publishing, baby!!
It's a great day.
1. I got an email from someone I'd been worried about, and it reassured me that I shouldn't have been worried.
2. Talked to my brother, my closest sibling, who is an idiot, but he's still mine.
3. Heard from the publisher of the book my short story's in - international publishing, baby!!
It's a great day.
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3 things...
1. Vella: Do you need a room mate for that cardboard box?
2. Honey: I bet my routine was entertaining... just maybe not in the way I planned.
3. Cloudy: Great day for you babe! I'm happy for you!
1. Vella: Do you need a room mate for that cardboard box?
2. Honey: I bet my routine was entertaining... just maybe not in the way I planned.
3. Cloudy: Great day for you babe! I'm happy for you!
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Re: 3 things...
Hey, CD, as long as you bring protection I'm sure Vella won't mind.
protection for the cardboard box, that is in case things get wet!
cheerful_deviant said:1. Vella: Do you need a room mate for that cardboard box?
Hey, CD, as long as you bring protection I'm sure Vella won't mind.
protection for the cardboard box, that is in case things get wet!
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1. Decided to become a Minister of Religion
2. Applied
3. Now ordained - anyone want to be married?
Jeanne.
Details of my ordinator attached for those who think I'm not a minister. What does it matter that I'm a figment of someone else's imagination? I am now a real Doctor of Divinity.
This is to confirm that JEANNE D'ARTOIS
Of
*address removed*
United Kingdom has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 6/6/2004 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor www.ulc.net ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California! Please record the above date of ordination for your records, as you may need this information in the future to fill out the various forms of the clergy.
If you were ordained previously, the above date will constitute a valid date upon which you were RE-ordained. Ordination is for life, without price, and without question of your specific beliefs. You do NOT need to pay any tithe, donation, or offering of any kind, now or in the future. Ordinations are individually reviewed and forwarded to Universal Life Church International Headquarters in Modesto, California, where it will be recorded in the permanent church records.
As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country, state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction. You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy. Your commitment is to always do the right thing. It is your responsibility to peacefully and sincerely determine the right course of action, and to avoid infringing on the rights of others. You alone are responsible for your actions as a minister.
If you have not already done so, you may subscribe to our FREE ULC Newsletter by sending ANY email to subscribe@ulc.net. You may also subscribe online at http://ulc.net/subscribe.htm Your submissions for publication are welcome! Email items for publication in the newsletter to news@ulc.net.
We have an online discussion forum where ULC ministers meet to engage in fun and interesting communication. You are welcome to join in. You'll find it at http://forum.ulc.net If you wish to post messages on the forum, you will first need to complete a brief registration.
You will have the option at that time of listing yourself in the ULC Minister's Directory. Please note that only those who have asked to be listed in the directory are included (not all ministers). The directory enables ULC folks to find one another, and is also a useful resource for people looking for a ULC minister in their area to perform ministerial services. You will find directory at http://ulconline.com/directory/
It is not a piece of paper which makes you a minister. However, many people wish to have a certificate, wallet card, or other record of their status as a minister. Such items are particularly useful to those who wish to perform marriages. It can serve to reassure the bride and groom (or their parents!) of the legality of the marriage.
Many ministers like to provide the couple with an authentic Universal Life Church Marriage Certificate for them to include among their wedding keepsakes. Others just want to have a professionally printed certificate as a permanent record of their ordination. With this in mind, we offer an assortment of Clergy Packages to help you get started quickly and easily in your ministry. These packages contain various documents, literature, and helps for various situations. Details on the contents of these packages follows at the end of this message. Please understand however, that you are not required or expected to purchase anything, and these items are not necessary for you to have an effective and meaningful ministry. To order one of these packages visit our web site: http://ulc.net/shop/
2. Applied
3. Now ordained - anyone want to be married?
Jeanne.
Details of my ordinator attached for those who think I'm not a minister. What does it matter that I'm a figment of someone else's imagination? I am now a real Doctor of Divinity.
This is to confirm that JEANNE D'ARTOIS
Of
*address removed*
United Kingdom has been ordained as a minister of the Universal Life Church, Modesto, California.
Date of Ordination: 6/6/2004 by Kevin Andrews, Pastor www.ulc.net ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Your request for ordination has been processed, and you are now an ordained minister of the Universal Life Church in Modesto, California! Please record the above date of ordination for your records, as you may need this information in the future to fill out the various forms of the clergy.
If you were ordained previously, the above date will constitute a valid date upon which you were RE-ordained. Ordination is for life, without price, and without question of your specific beliefs. You do NOT need to pay any tithe, donation, or offering of any kind, now or in the future. Ordinations are individually reviewed and forwarded to Universal Life Church International Headquarters in Modesto, California, where it will be recorded in the permanent church records.
As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country, state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction. You are entitled to all privileges and courtesies normally offered to members of the clergy. Your commitment is to always do the right thing. It is your responsibility to peacefully and sincerely determine the right course of action, and to avoid infringing on the rights of others. You alone are responsible for your actions as a minister.
If you have not already done so, you may subscribe to our FREE ULC Newsletter by sending ANY email to subscribe@ulc.net. You may also subscribe online at http://ulc.net/subscribe.htm Your submissions for publication are welcome! Email items for publication in the newsletter to news@ulc.net.
We have an online discussion forum where ULC ministers meet to engage in fun and interesting communication. You are welcome to join in. You'll find it at http://forum.ulc.net If you wish to post messages on the forum, you will first need to complete a brief registration.
You will have the option at that time of listing yourself in the ULC Minister's Directory. Please note that only those who have asked to be listed in the directory are included (not all ministers). The directory enables ULC folks to find one another, and is also a useful resource for people looking for a ULC minister in their area to perform ministerial services. You will find directory at http://ulconline.com/directory/
It is not a piece of paper which makes you a minister. However, many people wish to have a certificate, wallet card, or other record of their status as a minister. Such items are particularly useful to those who wish to perform marriages. It can serve to reassure the bride and groom (or their parents!) of the legality of the marriage.
Many ministers like to provide the couple with an authentic Universal Life Church Marriage Certificate for them to include among their wedding keepsakes. Others just want to have a professionally printed certificate as a permanent record of their ordination. With this in mind, we offer an assortment of Clergy Packages to help you get started quickly and easily in your ministry. These packages contain various documents, literature, and helps for various situations. Details on the contents of these packages follows at the end of this message. Please understand however, that you are not required or expected to purchase anything, and these items are not necessary for you to have an effective and meaningful ministry. To order one of these packages visit our web site: http://ulc.net/shop/
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I'd take you up on that, Rev. Jeanne, but I don't think even the Universal Life Church allows polygamous marriages, does it?
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