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cloudy said:
You'll be the first to know!!!
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Tatelou said:I'd take you up on that, Rev. Jeanne, but I don't think even the Universal Life Church allows polygamous marriages, does it?
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Extract from rules:
'As a minister, you are authorized by the church to perform the rites and ceremonies of the church (except circumcision), including weddings, funerals, baptisms and blessings, subject to the laws of your country, state, or locality. Prior to conducting any civil ceremony (such as marriages), you should know and comply with the laws pertaining to your area of jurisdiction. '
If you can find somewhere that allows polygamy (or do you mean polyandry?) then Jeanne the Minister may be able to perform the ceremony. Fees payable to Og because he hasn't set up a bank account for me yet.
Rev. Jeanne, D.D.
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jeanne_d_artois said:
Well, both really. But, for me, it would be polyandry.
I'll do a Google search and get back to you.
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JEEZ! 42 countries in the world allow polygamy, but ZERO allow polyandry!
Equality? My arse!
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Equality? My arse!
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If they say they allow polygamy (and not specifically polygyny) you may just make it on a technicallity.Tatelou said:JEEZ! 42 countries in the world allow polygamy, but ZERO allow polyandry!
Equality? My arse!
Lou
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OK, Lou, here's what we do.
After the Literotica Olympics we invade one of the Falkland Island Dependencies, set up our own government that allows polyandry, and then I can perform the ceremony.
Rev. Jeanne D.D.
Oops: The Penguins might object. They are so formal. Perhaps if all the grooms wore tails, and each bride wore white the penguins might accept us.
After the Literotica Olympics we invade one of the Falkland Island Dependencies, set up our own government that allows polyandry, and then I can perform the ceremony.
Rev. Jeanne D.D.
Oops: The Penguins might object. They are so formal. Perhaps if all the grooms wore tails, and each bride wore white the penguins might accept us.
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Lauren Hynde said:If they say they allow polygamy (and not specifically polygyny) you may just make it on a technicallity.
LOL!
If I look into that and take this any further, someone's going to start taking me seriously.
He'd have a fit!
Lou
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jeanne_d_artois said:
Well, I'm all for that, in theory.
Bit extreme, though, innit. I may as well just carry on as before.
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Tatelou said:Well, I'm all for that, in theory.
Bit extreme, though, innit. I may as well just carry on as before.
Lou
We don't have to live there, Lou, just perform the ceremony there.
A cruise line does trips to Antarctica. Just land for an hour, declare UDI and polyandry, I perform the wedding(s) and apologise to the penguins and then it's back to the fine wines and food on the luxury cruise ship.
It might be an idea to wear thermals under your dress.
Rev Jeanne D.D.
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jeanne_d_artois said:
Ok, sounds fair enough to me! I just have a little "persuading" to do now.
(Thermals, with a blue garter on top?)
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Tatelou said:Ok, sounds fair enough to me! I just have a little "persuading" to do now.
(Thermals, with a blue garter on top?)
Lou
Oh, stop pissing about, Lou. I'll round the men up.
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Re: Which Cruise?
This one:
http://www.expeditiontrips.com/search/trip.asp?tripid=1514
It's a bit pricey, but it sets sail in the 13th of December and it looks like our window of opportunity is Day 12 on the itinerary. I always fancied a Christmas wedding.
Oh, no. I got the date wrong. It leaves on the 30th. Ho hum, another dream dashed.
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jeanne_d_artois said:
This one:
http://www.expeditiontrips.com/search/trip.asp?tripid=1514
It's a bit pricey, but it sets sail in the 13th of December and it looks like our window of opportunity is Day 12 on the itinerary. I always fancied a Christmas wedding.
Oh, no. I got the date wrong. It leaves on the 30th. Ho hum, another dream dashed.
Shocky
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pop_54 said:Rounded up and ready shocky
Nice one! Now she's got you rounded up, I'm gonna take over from here on in.
Lou
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pop_54 said:Jeez woman I wish you would
Exactly and quite!
pop_54 said:Lou darling I just noticed.. I can see your nipples in that T-shirt, and it's making my willy very, very stiff
VERY glad to hear that! You bad man. Hehehe! The water kinda made my nipples stiff. I thought Euro 2004 called for a wet T-shirt pic.
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And you were right, of course.
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pop_54 said:Wet with what though? Now there's a thought
Indeed! What a thought!
Maybe I should draw up a list of volunteers...
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cloudy said:
Still mad because I don't like Reagan, huh? I'll live ... LOL
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Hey, Clare, I vaguely recall you irked me but I'm not going to look it up. Perfect AV.
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