3 things about me

vella_ms said:
straddles chair and commences to sing "you can take your hat off"

come on sexy CD..

LMAO!!!

psst...you must be getting excited. You're repeating yourself
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Oooo... I love a forceful woman!

Gettin' it on baby! Or should I say... Gettin it off baby! :p

I can be very aggresive on occasion.

Take it off! Take it all off!
 
cloudy said:
I can be very aggresive on occasion.

Take it off! Take it all off!

cat calls fill the air as CD shyly begins his teasing saunter.. "would you look at that ass, cloudy? you could bounce a quarter off that thing.. "
 
cloudy said:
I can be very aggresive on occasion.

Take it off! Take it all off!

I'll take everything off for you girls!

Just don't tell Honey... she might slap me around for cutting in on her action. :eek:
 
vella_ms said:
cat calls fill the air as CD shyly begins his teasing saunter.. "would you look at that ass, cloudy? you could bounce a quarter off that thing.. "

Hey baby! Forget the quarter... you could bounce a brick off of this! ;)
 
cheerful_deviant said:
$5 minimum here... no singles!

Hey Vella! Put those quarters away, I ain't a slot machine!

Who said they were singles?

Mind if I join you there on the...um, dancefloor?
 
POP .. corn

grins lasicivously..
tipping chair back and watching the show..
voyeurism.. nothing better.. mmmmmm
ill just be sitting here playing with.. erm.. watching.. :p
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Mmmm.. come on up baby! Always room for a beautiful, sexy woman by my side! :rose:

It's gettin' kinda hot in here.....I feel the urge to get nekkid!
 
cloudy said:
It's gettin' kinda hot in here.....I feel the urge to get nekkid!

Well baby, I'm well on my way to bein' nekkid! Care to join me?

Bein' nekkid is always better when someone else is there to help ya out!

Would you like me to... help you out? :devil:
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Well baby, I'm well on my way to bein' nekkid! Care to join me?

Bein' nekkid is always better when someone else is there to help ya out!

Would you like me to... help you out? :devil:

of course! I would expect help from an, erm, gentleman!
 
cloudy said:
of course! I would expect help from an, erm, gentleman!

Gentleman??!!

I love a woman with low standards!

Ok, let me help you out... outa those pesky clothes! Gotta check out those magnificent buns! :p
 
cheerful_deviant said:
Gentleman??!!

I love a woman with low standards!

Ok, let me help you out... outa those pesky clothes! Gotta check out those magnificent buns! :p

race ya to the strip tease thread!
 
EEEppps

1. sometimes forget where i am and act inappropriately..
ie: hijacking threads.. :( (insert formal appology here)

2. i wouldnt have a sence of humor without sarcasm

3. i tell everyone i hate country music but have a secret stash of the dixie chicks and patsy cline... but nothing else.. i swear it!
 
Back
Top