3 things about me

[damppanties]

I know what you mean. Sometimes I feel like I have a split personality: my online personality, and my "real life" personality. On the 'net, I can be more extroverted than I am in real life.

I will say, however, that I think those personalities are reconciling into one. I can't say as I mind.

I feel like I have too many split personalities...

So many other people do too, so I can't be that wrong.

And how do I get all those back into one 'me'?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I feel like I have too many split personalities...

So many other people do too, so I can't be that wrong.

And how do I get all those back into one 'me'?

One of me says to read "Sybil"

The other says "Mind your own fucking business"

The other one left crying.

~A~

 

[damppanties]

One of me says to read "Sybil"

The other says "Mind your own fucking business"

The other one left crying.

~A~

One of mine kicks you when you're down.

One cuddles you and says "Awww baby."

Another is indifferent.

The others are busy right now, with... ummm... other stuff.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

One of me says to read "Sybil"

The other says "Mind your own fucking business"

The other one left crying.

~A~

Must be a bitch to buy for you's at Christmas!

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Must be a bitch to buy for you's at Christmas!

~lucky

It's tough one of us is christian, the other is jewish and the other one is black. So it's christmaschanukahkwanzaa.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It's tough one of us is christian, the other is jewish and the other one is black. So it's christmaschanukahkwanzaa.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Will the three of you marry me?p

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! Will the three of you marry me?p

~lucky

In a church, a synagogue and on a tropical beach...we'll get extra wedding gifts.

 

[Honey123]

I think I am in love with all of you!! Either that or I need to get a life!

 

[cloudy]

I think I am in love with all of you!! Either that or I need to get a life!

I think it's a little of both for me.......

Cloudy

 

[RenzaJones]

Okay my split selves can best be summed up in ths excerpt from the story I'm fucking about with. Nope I'm not above shameless self promotion.
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I closed my mouth lest tight and sucked on my secret like a sour piece of hard candy I was to stubborn to spit out. “You looove her.” the voice inside my head sang in an annoying tune reminiscent of grammer school taunting.
No I don’t , I lied to myself.

I realized I had spoken aloud. Great now I’m going out of my mind. Perfect. I ranted to myself. I could just see the scene now the mother superior would call my parents who would force me to see a physciatrist. Then through some sort of trickery I’d reveal all of my fantasies and desires and obsessions over my best friend to some balding middle aged man who smelled of old spice, peppermints and something sweet and cloying yet somehow sinister. My life would unravel in his office as some secretary with too long and too bright fingernails snuck personal calls in on the office phone in the lobby. Then my life would be over, my mother would start drinking vodka tonics for breakfast and washing them down with a cigarette, as my father began to curse at inatimate objects and relive war stories of a war he’d never been in. 10 years down the line my mother would be a drunk and my father would be out doing yard work in shorts, a sweater and dress socks in the middle of a thunderstorm.


“No you don’t what?” Nikki asked again interrupting what I guessed was my breakdown and looking perplexed. I sighed and all of a sudden it was all to much before I could so much as breathe I felt something break loose and fracture inside my body. I was crying and babbling and generally losing my mind. I was trying to compress every thing I felt and had been feeling for years into the space of a moment. That alone would have made me incoherent but with the tears added in I was a regular basket case. “Yep you’re cracking up.” the voice in my head confirmed sounding unconcerned as if she weren’t a part of me. I “Well of course I’m a part of you, just not the part that’s going looney tunes.” the voice chimed in. I wondered if she was filing her imaginary nails in a show of boredom over my antics of my physical self.


“Well you’ve always been sort of a spaz.” the voice said.
Later on I planned to imagine her with a gag stuffed in her mouth.

 

[Honey123]

Damn, that's good!!!! I haven't read one of your stories yet...and I said yet....but I am certainly going to now....

My split personalities are typical, being a Gemini, I tend to deal with them all tenderly like a confused child...they all have split personalities of their own.....i.e.

I am bitchy, without out being bitchy

I am happy, without out being tooo annoyingly happy

I am extrovert, without being too much OUT THERE

 

[cloudy]

- I am really horny today.....

- seems like I'm always that way here lately.....

- see the first one.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

- I am really horny today.....

- seems like I'm always that way here lately.....

- see the first one.

- I was really horny...

- I'm now totally satisfied and getting feeling back in my fingers and toes

- Damn shame this feeling won't last all night...

~lucky

 

[cloudy]

Damn! I'm jealous......don't rub it in, some of us aren't as "lucky" as you!

Cloudy

 

[ABSTRUSE]

- I was really horny...

- I'm now totally satisfied and getting feeling back in my fingers and toes

- Damn shame this feeling won't last all night...

~lucky

Gee.....now we know why you're called Lucky.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

C'mon girls... it isn't as hard as you think to get lucky. I'm all all alone and quite satisfied with my partner. She kicks ass!

~lucky

 

[RenzaJones]

a few munites ago I thought I was blind.

I'm not blind

I feel great

 

[cloudy]

taking care of myself just takes away the urgency - but not the basic "horniness", for lack of a better way to put it.

Besides, sorta hard to do even that much with a very curious 3-yr.-old around, alas.

Cloudy

 

[lucky-E-leven]

taking care of myself just takes away the urgency - but not the basic "horniness", for lack of a better way to put it.

Besides, sorta hard to do even that much with a very curious 3-yr.-old around, alas.

Cloudy

I said I was alone...not necessarily by myself.

And I have an equally curious 2 year old running about. Thank God for naptime.

~lucky

 

[ABSTRUSE]

C'mon girls... it isn't as hard as you think to get lucky. I'm all all alone and quite satisfied with my partner. She kicks ass!

~lucky

I think you're right...My sweetie is a total hottie, sex-O-liciously wonderful. Now if we could only meet face to face, then again, itmight leave us deaf, dumb and blind.......oh WTF?

 

[cloudy]

I said I was alone...not necessarily by myself.

And I have an equally curious 2 year old running about. Thank God for naptime.

~lucky

Point taken.

Oh, to have naptime to look forward to. Mine's too afraid he's gonna miss something.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Point taken.

Oh, to have naptime to look forward to. Mine's too afraid he's gonna miss something.

Slip em a Nytol mickie........woohoo!!!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[RenzaJones]

I was dressed
I was undressed
I was F****D

 

[NoJo]

I was dressed
I was undressed
I was F****D

Oh dear. My sympathies. I've been FOOLED too.