3 things about me

[Guest]

Three things I like about Charlie:

1. the butch-femme combo
2. she smokes (in more ways than one)
3. she makes semiotics sexy

Perdita

 

[NoJo]

Mmm... charlie... ELLIPTICAL (n'est pas?) .

... OH MY GOD... strange visibility of thought processes ... spanks my frontal lobes

 

[PorscheLynn]

More about me, cuz you know you're dying to know. (or something...)

13- I have seven wires (red, white, brown, black, green, orange, and blue) attached to various points on my chest right now.
14- I'm easily addicted to strange, and often silly things. Like posting in this thread, smoking cloves, quoting random things, watching Aria Giovanni do damned near anything especially make silly faces.
15- I've slept with a teddy bear named Herald (don't call him Harold, he hates that) since I was eighteen.

 

[Just-Legal]

1) I have a fetish for a guy just wearing jeans... makes me wanna rip em off!
2) Orange juice makes me hyper then gives me migranes
3) I'm allergic to caffine!

 

[minsue]

, smoking cloves,

Mmmmm....cloves.

 

[cloudy]

Thought of a couple more.......(you guys are gonna get real tired of all this useless info)

next: my husband has no idea I write erotic fiction, and would be scandalized if he did know (he tends to be a bit prudish sometimes)

next next: my father once told me he thought I needed to see a psychiatrist - he may have been right........

next next next: I am fairly certain I have a warrant for my arrest in North Carolina - unfortunately, it wasn't for anything exciting, but fairly mundane......

Cloudy

 

[PorscheLynn]

Useless info abounds! (I'm kind of anxious to get to the point of getting an AV...)

16- even though I've lived in this house for about five years now and know perfectly well that the doorknob on the front door only opens when you turn it one direction, not the other.... I still turn it the wrong way, several times a week.
17- I am owned by at least eight cats, only two of whom live in the same town as I do, and one of the other six is solidly convinced that he is a dog
18- I don't have favourite colours, really, only colours that I can't find even one shade of that I don't like - violet and green



Bored yet?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Useless info abounds! (I'm kind of anxious to get to the point of getting an AV...)

16- even though I've lived in this house for about five years now and know perfectly well that the doorknob on the front door only opens when you turn it one direction, not the other.... I still turn it the wrong way, several times a week.
17- I am owned by at least eight cats, only two of whom live in the same town as I do, and one of the other six is solidly convinced that he is a dog
18- I don't have favourite colours, really, only colours that I can't find even one shade of that I don't like - violet and green



Bored yet?

If an AV is what you're shooting for, then you should visit Dr. Strabismus's thread, the No Topic thread, the 3-word story thread, and the Alphabet Sentence thread. That outta have you to 100 in no time.

~lucky

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

Here's mine

1. I like men yummy
2. I like Pepsi
3. I wanna fuck a guy
4 while I'm drinking my Pepsi
5. I need to get laid can't you tell?

 

[BlackSnake]

Here's mine

1. I like men yummy
2. I like Pepsi
3. I wanna fuck a guy
4 while I'm drinking my Pepsi
5. I need to get laid can't you tell?

I thought it was "Have a coke and a smile".

 

[thebullet]

I may as well get in on this here thread---


1) I was so straight I missed the 60's so I spent the entire 70's making up for it.

2) I play a 1967 Martin 12 string Dreadnought

3) HS and College wrestler


thebullets stories

Ninety Percent of Everything is Crap - Sturgeon's Law

A possible truth about the Bush Administration:
Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity - Hanlon's (Heinlein's?) Law

 

[PorscheLynn]

If an AV is what you're shooting for, then you should visit Dr. Strabismus's thread, the No Topic thread, the 3-word story thread, and the Alphabet Sentence thread. That outta have you to 100 in no time.

~lucky

A good point, Lucky... but as I pointed out way back, I get pretty shy on boards at times. It tends to take a certain kind of wacky to get me yakky. *rhymes*

Might try out the Alphabet Sentence thread... the others are VERY long threads, and I'd have to read through all of that before posting (maybe not in some people's eyes, but I can be awfully anal about things like that.)

Doo be doo doo......

 

[SlickTony]

1. Asperger's syndrome runs in my family.
2. I hate most of the pictures that get taken of me.
3. I'm a calligrapher.
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[lucky-E-leven]

A good point, Lucky... but as I pointed out way back, I get pretty shy on boards at times. It tends to take a certain kind of wacky to get me yakky. *rhymes*

Might try out the Alphabet Sentence thread... the others are VERY long threads, and I'd have to read through all of that before posting (maybe not in some people's eyes, but I can be awfully anal about things like that.)

Doo be doo doo......

I love doo be doo be doooooooooooooo

Now here's something you'll like. Most of the threads I mentioned are not conversational threads, so there is no risk of interfering with your shyness. The second piece of good news is that you do NOT need to read through them entirely. You don't need to read through them at all.

Here, I'll help:

No Topic: post something totally at random, like here, and make sure it doesn't pertain to the post before it. simple enough and without giving too much away.

3-word: read three or four of the last posts and come up with the next three words of the story. nothing telling here and it's only three words.

Dr. Strabismus's: This thread only requires a word or two. Just look at the word in the very last post and whatever word first pops into your mind, is the one you'll place in your post. Easy as pie.

Alphabet Sentence: This one is a bit more involved, but equally as simple. Just use the next letter in the alphabet from the previous sentence's first word, and create a sentence out of it.

Hope this helps and that you plow through to 100 quickly and painlessly.

~lucky

 

[damppanties]

Lucky,

Stop advertising. I managed to unsubscribe from those threads and there you go, putting those descriptions where I can see them... *sigh*

10. I get addicted to pretty useless stuff. I don't smoke. (didn't like the taste). Never drank alcohol or did drugs in my life... but some how these stupid threads here...

11. I want to be half the people on this board for about a week each.

12. Yesterday, when a friend told me "You're weird", I gave him a delighted laugh and thanked him.

 

[NoJo]

Here's mine

1. I like men yummy
2. I like Pepsi
3. I wanna fuck a guy
4 while I'm drinking my Pepsi
5. I need to get laid can't you tell?

You sound sweet.

 

[damppanties]

You're not BW, are you? *peers suspiciously at both*

 

[Liar]

7(or whatever). I get major headache, drowsiness and apathy attacks from looking at a computer screen for more than 1 hour.

8(or whatever). I work in front of one eight hours/day.

9(or whatever). I'll quit my job in July.

Woo hoo!

#L

 

[dirtylover]

- I'm home from work early - yesssssssss!

- I'm trying to tell somebody at work that I'm leaving at the end of May to become a nomad, but seem to have some kind of mental block. Perhaps I'll just surprise them.


- I think I waste too much time trying to work out what it's all about, when maybe I should just be. Then that somehow seems like escapism...

 

[damppanties]

13. I taught my 1 year old cousin to kiss. Earlier she used to lick when asked to 'kiss'. Now she gets her lips close to the part to be kissed, pauses, slowly advances until she feels a light touch, then does 'MmmmmAHhhhhh'. I LOVE her.

14. I play Microsoft hearts too much.

15. I have higher scores in every computer game that me and my brother played. Ever. I guess I'm just better. I lose interest pretty rapidly after I get a high score.

 

[Guest]

Dunno where I've got to...

7. (I think) I don't work. I'm a lazy bum who arses about on her computer all day long.

8. (I think) My lips are sore from constant chewing; a habit I seem to have developed since quitting smoking.

9. (I think) I have to go out into my garden now, to clear up some dog muck.

 

[dirtylover]

- I aspire to be a lazy bum

-I shoot the moon too much, and thus end up losing

- our puppy poops indoors. Oh! If only we had a garden...

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

You sound sweet.

Why thank ya if thats you in your pic you look sweet...

 

[NoJo]

Three more about me:

9. I got 21 seconds to flow

10. I got 21 seconds to go

11. 'Cos if you lemme lemme know, Let me in da studio, 'Cos I got 21 seconds before I got to go

 

[Guest]

Three more about me:

9. I got 21 seconds to flow

10. I got 21 seconds to go

11. 'Cos if you lemme lemme know, Let me in da studio, 'Cos I got 21 seconds before I got to go

Why did you have to do that???

I've now got that bloody annoying song stuck in my head!