3 things a man needs in life...

[LiFeNdEaTh]

 

[Sugar_Cookie189]

Lol! That's fucking hilarious!!!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Lol! That's fucking hilarious!!!

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[Tryharder62]

That is a classic for you my friend. I love it.

Women have several needs. I am going to put this one on my list though living with all men who can't seem to aim!!!!

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

That is a classic for you my friend. I love it.

Women have several needs. I am going to put this one on my list though living with all men who can't seem to aim!!!!

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[ivantheterrible]

most men usually raise the seat when they take a piss. if his aim is off that much, get him some glasses, tell him to stand back a little, or sit down.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

most men usually raise the seat when they take a piss. if his aim is off that much, get him some glasses, tell him to stand back a little, or sit down.

i only lift the seat when i'm drunk, hahah cuz i can't seem to aim right.

plus, i like pissing outside next to a tree, car or house when i'm drunk haha

 

[Tryharder62]

It's not fun to sit in.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

It's not fun to sit in.

my toilet seats are always clean sweetheart..

 

[warrior queen]

It's not fun to sit in.

Are you married to a caveman?
Your hubby seems quite the charmer - not.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Are you married to a caveman?
Your hubby seems quite the charmer - not.

...lol

 

[Tryharder62]

Are you married to a caveman?
Your hubby seems quite the charmer - not.

This time I suspect the kids.

 

[warrior queen]

This time I suspect the kids.

I have 2 boys.
If you see they've missed, you march them straight into the toilet with a wipe and you make them clean up every last drip without gloves.
Believe me - it only takes a few times and they quickly learn to aim!

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

i only lift the seat when i'm drunk, hahah cuz i can't seem to aim right.

plus, i like pissing outside next to a tree, car or house when i'm drunk haha

sounds like my hubby, but his favourite is to piss while walking. He is quite proud of the fact that he never gets any on his boots.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

sounds like my hubby, but his favourite is to piss while walking. He is quite proud of the fact that he never gets any on his boots.

haha, ive done that too hehe... it feels better in a way, why? cuz it feels like you just pissed on the world an everyone in it. lol

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

haha, ive done that too hehe... it feels better in a way, why? cuz it feels like you just pissed on the world an everyone in it. lol

LOL!! I'll have to ask hubby if that has ever crossed his mind.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

it probly did, you never know.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

it probly did, you never know.

Actually, it probably didn't. I think he just enjoys the convenience.

 

[thelovingsadist]

Men do not need weed, money and pussy.

They have liquor, free internet porn and two good hands.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

Men do not need weed, money and pussy.

They have liquor, free internet porn and two good hands.

This got a giggle out of me.

 

[thelovingsadist]

This got a giggle out of me.

I do enjoy that cute little giggle.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

Men do not need weed, money and pussy.

They have liquor, free internet porn and two good hands.

LMFAOOO

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

I do enjoy that cute little giggle.

hehehehehe *blushes*

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

hehehehehe *blushes*

*imagines how you look blushing*

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

*imagines how you look blushing*

*blushes more*