3 aliens question

[TheOtherTeacher]

3 alien spaceships arrive in Earth's orbit.

All 3 are insisting on meeting one (and only one) world leader to represent our planet.

The first aliens are intellectuals. They only care about intelligence. They don't care about emotions. (Think Vulcans) They will give us technology only if they think we are intelligent enough to use it.

The second group of aliens only care about power and strength of character. If they think the leader is weak, they will attack earth. (Klingons)

The final group of aliens seem most human at first. But they are very devious, and will try to trick the leader if they are too naive. (Ferengi) They want to do a deal with us.

You can only choose CURRENT political leaders, or leaders in current election battles (so Putin, Biden, Harris and Trump are possible, but not Obama or Merkal).
Language isn't an issue.

You can choose the same leader for all three, or separate leaders for each alien delegation.

Who do you choose to represent humanity?

 

[Treeview]

Pat Paulson

 

[LLCox]

Who do you choose to represent humanity?

 

[adrina]

I have zero problem with Kamala Harris being the leader. She would actually probably be an ideal choice because of how she is able to tick a lot of boxes.

Could also put in Jasmine Crockett. Or even AOC.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Neil deGrasse Tyson.

 

[ll74]

I choose Tom Hanks.

 

[MajorRewrite]

3 alien spaceships arrive in Earth's orbit.

Illegal aliens!

I’d air ‘em out with my shotgun, then deport their carcasses to Mexico!

 

[RobDownSouth]

Illegal aliens!

I’d air ‘em out with my shotgun, then deport their carcasses to Mexico!

Laurel, we have a database glitch again.
Wat_Tyler's posts are being labeled with MajorRewrite's ID this time.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Harris is smart, tough and nobody’s fool. So Harris.

Trump is gullible, weak, and stupid. He’s the worst possible choice.

Xi is also a possibility but I wouldn’t trust him to do what’s best for humanity. He’d cut a deal that favored the Chinese.

 

[Bn2f]

There’s only one person who can handle all 3 situations with ease. I nominate George Santos.

 

[deckardB26354]

There’s only one person who can handle all 3 situations with ease. I nominate George Santos.

Don’t you mean Kitara Ravache?

 

[forgotmyantidepressants]

Joe Rogan

 

[SevMax2]

Neil de Grasse Tyson, Jesse Ventura, and Ryan McBeth. The first one would be for the intelligence. The second would be intimidate the fuck out of those mofos. The last one would be to catch the bastards at their tricks.

 

[butters]

John Oliver!

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Harris is smart, tough and nobody’s fool. So Harris.

Trump is gullible, weak, and stupid. He’s the worst possible choice.

Xi is also a possibility but I wouldn’t trust him to do what’s best for humanity. He’d cut a deal that favored the Chinese.

Really? Her teleprompter failed a day or so ago and she repeated the same mantra for over two mins till they fixed it. She might not be anyone’s fool, but she’s her own fool for sure.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Joe Rogan

Name checks out.

*nods*