253.

[BadAmy]

There were really 253 trombones in the big parade...
Not 76 as previously thought.
Kinda changes things now, doesn't it?

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

There were really 253 trombones in the big parade...
Not 76 as previously thought.
Kinda changes things now, doesn't it?

crying in demand for equality there are now 253 kazoo players to go along with the 253 trombones.

 

[BadAmy]

crying in demand for equality there are now 253 kazoo players to go along with the 253 trombones.

I am now quite concerned for the well-being of those hundred and ten cornets close at hand....
Do you think they'll notice?
Number nine has a suspicious look on his face, you know.
102? shifty eyes.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

BadAmy has at least 253 variations of the word fuck she can employ at any given time.

 

[BadAmy]

BadAmy has at least 253 variations of the word fuck she can employ at any given time.

Icncod....
I knew you were with the FBI..
You fucker.
Mr McFuckityfuck Oreallyfuck.

...look...a meowfuck.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Icncod....
I knew you were with the FBI..
You fucker.
Mr McFuckityfuck Oreallyfuck.

...look...a meowfuck.

256...

 

[BadAmy]

256...

Don't fuck with the numbers man.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I wonder who Playgrounder #253 is....

 

[Eisranac]

I am both learning and laughing from what everyone posted in this thread.

Keep it up!

Wait a minute. This is Literotica. That last sentence will probably be rephrased at least 253 other ways.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Is this really going to go on for 253 posts?

Or 253 pages?

 

[Eisranac]

...or 253 unique Literoticans posting to it?

Sorry. I know I am new here. I just like the term Literotican better than Litster.

Hmm...The Literotican would be a great name for an official newsletter of Literotica.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

...or 253 unique Literoticans posting to it?

Sorry. I know I am new here. I just like the term Literotican better than Litster.

Hmm...The Literotican would be a great name for an official newsletter of Literotica.

It is certainly 253 times more sophisticated than Litster.

 

[Eisranac]

It is certainly 253 times more sophisticated than Litster.

Thank you, ExiledWelshman.

Coming from you, your comment carries 253 times more weight than mine.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Thank you, ExiledWelshman.

Coming from you, your comment carries 253 times more weight than mine.

A thousand thank yous.

Well, 253 of them.

 

[Eisranac]

A thousand thank yous.

Well, 253 of them.

Or, perhaps, 253 thousand thank yous, at least from me.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Or, perhaps, 253 thousand thank yous, at least from me.

Alright, you can over egg something.

To the tune of 253.

 

[Eisranac]

Alright, you can over egg something.

To the tune of 253.

You are right. The yolk’s on me.

I did not mean to post so many cracks — let alone potentially at least 253 of them.

I just seem to be coming out of my shell in this thread.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

You are right. The yolk’s on me.

I did not mean to post so many cracks — let alone potentially at least 253 of them.

I just seem to be coming out of my shell in this thread.

IN OTHER news....

Archivo 253 is a film about a group of amateur paranormal investigators enter an abandoned insane asylum to discover if the stories they have heard are actually true.

Made in 2015.

It looks terrible.

 

[ExiledWelshman]

Keeping this shitshow alive...

253 rang a genuine bell.

Not taking the piss, it did.

Then it hit me.

Wayne Rooney's goal record for United.

As posts go, this started poorly and went down hill.

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

It's been 253 days since I had an orgasm.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Crap! I just measured myself & find I'm less then 253 mm long.

 

[CucumberLemonade]

There are 253 things that scares me and 253 reasons I made myself believe to alleviate the fear.

 

[TongueLust]

Embarrassing myself 253 times.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Wasn't there a song "253 Bottles of Beer"?

 

[Sexybritches69]

253.

How about 1 disappointment. 252 lessons learned.