253.

[Eisranac]

I decided to start my own thread in celebration of reaching the important milestone of 253 posts on Literotica. I can’t be any more excited if I tried! I don't think many other people on Literotica have posted that many times but I could be wrong.

I remember when I first started posting way back in March 2018. People actually drove cars back then. There were only 7 continents. Donald Trump was president at the time. Cell phones and tablets were still used. The Simpsons was only in its 29th year.

Post anything you want in this thread as long as it contains the number 253. Tired of posting in all those Litster Above You threads? Consolidate your response here. Example: “I woke up crushing on the Litster above chatting while taking a shower naked in his/her shopping cart 253 times.”

This should be good if this thread takes off. Maybe.

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I have gotten into 253 arguments since I've joined LIT lol.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

I've received 253 unsolicited dick pics since I joined lit.

 

[BadAmy]

I have felt the crush of love 253 times, Just in the past 253 minutes, All from a backwards bird.
That's one a minute. Huh. Crazy!

 

[ExiledWelshman]

I have checked my inbox waiting for someone 253 times.

 

[StiffinKent]

I used to live in the 253 area code.

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Today was full of -

253 sneaky smiles
253 orgasms at my desk
253 tacos (bc there is a God and He loves me)

And probably 253 VMs from this chick drinking wine.

 

[Apisto42]

I caught 253 typos today. Though maybe only one in the post above me.

 

[BadAmy]

Today was full of -

253 sneaky smiles
253 orgasms at my desk
253 tacos (bc there is a God and He loves me)

And probably 253 VMs from this chick drinking wine.

Listen... I got no one else to talk to sept you girl...
And aren't you glad taco bell delivers?
You are welcome.xxo

 

[Just_Jen]

I smiled and laughed for 253 seconds. Thanks!

 

[KarenB59]

I've received 253 pm's saying only 'How's it going?'

 

[Jakevillines]

I've received 253 pm's saying only 'How's it going?'

How's I tell going, then?

I have overslept 253 hours this summer

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

Listen... I got no one else to talk to sept you girl...
And aren't you glad taco bell delivers?
You are welcome.xxo

Lmao!!!
253 big hugs!!

You know i love you!!

 

[PrettyLilPussy]

I caught 253 typos today. Though maybe only one in the post above me.

253 thank you cards for my Cheif Editor

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

I can hold a plank for 253 seconds. I wish!!

 

[SoulAssasin247]

I've received 253 pm's saying only 'How's it going?'

Prepare for a whole lot more than 253 added pm's, saying just that

 

[BradBigBrain]

I thought that perhaps 253 was a prime number, but it is not. However, it is a semiprime (also called biprime or 2-almost-prime), because it is the product of two prime numbers.

253 = 11 x 23 and both are prime numbers.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

253, or Tube Theatre, is a novel by Canadian writer Geoff Ryman, originally created as a website in 1996, then published as a paper book titled 253: The Print Remix in 1998.

It is about the 253 people on a London Underground train travelling between Embankment station and Elephant & Castle on January 11, 1995. The basic structure of the novel is explained in this quote from the foreword:

"There are seven carriages on a Bakerloo Line train, each with 36 seats. A train in which every passenger has a seat will carry 252 people. With the driver, that makes 253.

Each character is introduced in a separate section containing 253 words. "

 

[SMNaughtywife]

I think I’ve made him cum close to 253 times.

 

[neakman]

I think I’ve made him cum close to 253 times.

Im not sure it was 253 times, maybe 2.53 times.

 

[ydahecnot]

And I would walk 253 miles, and I would walk 253 more...

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I sent 253 pm's that were never answered.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Area code in washington state

 

[HBergeron]

According to Wikipedia:

"253 (two hundred [and] fifty-three) is the natural number following 252 and preceding 254." (I forget how long we have to count before pulling the pin on The Holy Hand Grenade)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/253_(number)

We needed a freaking page for that?

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'm sure I've rolled my eyes at least 253 times reading posts on this forum.