~2002 Mistletoe Thread~

[cookiejar]

A biggggg kissssss for good4u2


Another bigggggg kissssss for Middlestump


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[bashfull]

Re: Re: Hmmm.

Ty Bashful......I'm honored. Kisssssssssssssssss

cookie

*tipping hat to the lady***Ma'am, I assure you the honor is all mine.

 

[~*EroticKiss*~]

Re: Re: Hmmm.

No way, darlin. **shaking head** I do believe I will need a garauntee. None of the "Perhaps they won't bite" Nope. Nuh uh...but the nibbe may not be too bad.

Understood...
shaking her head yes...cause she understands...
Oh well, I bite if he is naughty...and Nibble when he is good
walks out...after hanging mistletoe on each nipple...mistletoe nipple rings...*giggles*

 

[bashfull]

Re: Hmmm.

Understood...
shaking her head yes...cause she understands...
Oh well, I bite if he is naughty...and Nibble when he is good
walks out...after hanging mistletoe on each nipple...mistletoe nipple rings...*giggles*

So, you bite when he is naughty? and Nibble when he is good? thought being naughty could be very good...so confused now.

 

[~*EroticKiss*~]

Re: Re: Hmmm.

So, you bite when he is naughty? and Nibble when he is good? thought being naughty could be very good...so confused now.

comes back in...taking the mistletoe nipple rings off...very uncomfy they were....A Naughty man is good...but, sometimes...oh...I dont know...hey, it sounded good...anyways I dont bite...*giggles*
smiles...
only when...nevermind...
*winks
but since your standing there...and mistletoe is everywhere....
walks up to Bashfull...
and gives a soft kiss on his cheek

 

[bashfull]

Re: Re: Re: Hmmm.

comes back in...taking the mistletoe nipple rings off...very uncomfy they were....A Naughty man is good...but, sometimes...oh...I dont know...hey, it sounded good...anyways I dont bite...*giggles*
smiles...
only when...nevermind...
*winks
but since your standing there...and mistletoe is everywhere....
walks up to Bashfull...
and gives a soft kiss on his cheek

(blush) Why thank you darlin.
**turning head, brushing your lips with mine**
My apologies, ma'am. I couldn't resist.

 

[~*EroticKiss*~]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm.

(blush) Why thank you darlin.
**turning head, brushing your lips with mine**
My apologies, ma'am. I couldn't resist.

blinking her eyes...and smiling ever so sweetly...
Why, Mr. Bashfull...you arent that Bashfull after all...*giggles*
looks at Bashfull
No need for sorry....Im not gonna complain...at all
pinches his bottom...

 

[Summery]

In the mood to pass out kisses, to anyone wanting or needing one!

 

[redelicious]

I need to add the following people to my list.

Bashful
Lisafunone
Desdemona
PaganZepher
Bifem

 

[bashfull]

Re: Re: Hmmm.

blinking her eyes...and smiling ever so sweetly...
Why, Mr. Bashfull...you arent that Bashfull after all...*giggles*
looks at Bashfull
No need for sorry....Im not gonna complain...at all
pinches his bottom...

*jumps a little* but believes one good turn deserves another
~grabbing and cupping her bottom

Darlin', I am rather bashfull, after a point. Thank you for the kiss. *finally lets go*

BTW~I like your thread.

 

[biggbear8]

Subject: Get ready
> > >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > -And it REALLY is a bad joke.... so get ready....
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they
got
> > > > to
> > > > know each other so well, they decided to get married.One broom
> > > > was,
> > > > of course, the bride broom. The other the groom broom.
> > > >
> > > > The bride broom looked very beautiful in her whitedress. The
> > > > groom
> > > > broom was handsome and suave in histuxedo. The wedding was
> > > > lovely.
> > > > After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom
leaned
> > > > over
> > > > and saidto the groom-broom "I think I am going to have alittle
whisk
> > > > broom!!!"
> > > >
> > > > "IMPOSSIBLE !!" said the groom broom.
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > Are you ready for this!!?*
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > Brace yourself; this is going to hurt...*
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > Really bad...*
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > *
> > > > "WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >

 

[bashfull]

Evenin ladies...

Red~thank you darlin'. Nice gun, btw (blush)

Miss Summer~from you, it takes but a glance. If a kiss is offerred, however, I would be a fool to decline.

 

[~*EroticKiss*~]

Re: Re: Re: Hmmm.

*jumps a little* but believes one good turn deserves another
~grabbing and cupping her bottom

Darlin', I am rather bashfull, after a point. Thank you for the kiss. *finally lets go*

BTW~I like your thread.

*blushes*
My thread...naughty isnt it?
*giggles*

 

[biggbear8]

Chocolate Test
No cheating. Pick your chocolate, then look to see.
> Take this chocolate personality test, then send this
> e-mail on to others. When you send this e-mail on, put
> your candy bar in the subject box above. Also, send
> it back to the person who sent it to you! If you were
> buying candy and you had your choice of the following,
> which would you choose?
>
>
> BABY RUTH
> 3 MUSKETEERS
> BUTTERFINGERS
> SNICKERS
> HERSHEYS
> ALMOND JOY
> CLARK BAR
> GOOD 'n' PLENTY
> ENERGY BAR
> CHOCOLATE COATED RAISINS
>
> OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what
> research says about You! NO....you can't change your
> mind once you scroll down! So think carefully, what
> your choice will be!!!
>
>
>
> BABY RUTH ... Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm
> fuzzy items. A little nutty. Sometimes you need an ice
> cream cone at the end of the day.
>
> 3 MUSKETEERS ... You are adventurous, love new ideas,
> are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons.
> When tempers flare up, you whip out your saber.
>
> BUTTERFINGER ... Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your
> hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a
> good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at
> the same time.
>
> SNICKERS ... Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Everyone
> enjoys being around you, but you are a practical
> joker. Others should be cautious in shaking hands,
> however, you are a friend for life.
>
> HERSHEYS ... Romantic, warm, loving. You care about
> other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You
> tend to melt.
>
> ALMOND JOY ... Sexy, always ready to give and receive,
> very energetic, and really likes to get into life. The opposite sex
is
> always attracted to you.
>
> CLARK BAR ... You like sports, whether baseball,
> football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you
> would like to participate, but enjoy watching sports.
> You don't like to give up the remote control.
>
> GOOD 'n' PLENTY... You are a very fun loving person,
> who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People
> like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person.
>
> ENERGY BAR ... Life is passing you by. Get a life! Go
> eat a plum.
>
> CHOCOLATE COATED RAISINS ... You go to the bathroom
> often.
>

 

[~*EroticKiss*~]

3 MUSKETEERS

kinda gal here....

and gives Mr. Bear a KiSS

~*(*((((HUGS))))*)*~

 

[biggbear8]

THE CARPENTER
>>Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining
>>arms fell into conflict. It was the first serious
>>rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing
>>machinery and trading labor and goods as needed
>>without a hitch.
>>
>>Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with
>>a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major
>>difference, and finally it exploded into an exchange
>> of bitter words followed by weeks of silence.
>>
>>One morning there was a knock on John's door. He
>>opened it to find a man with a carpenter's toolbox.
>>"I'm looking for a few days' work" he said.
>>"Perhaps you would have a few small jobs here and
>>there I could help with? Could I help you?"
>>
>>"Yes," said the older brother. "I do have a job for
>>you. Look across the creek at that farm. That's my
>>neighbor, in fact, it's my younger brother!.
>>Last week there was a meadow between us and he took
>>his bulldozer to the river levee and now there is a
>>creek between us. Well, he may have done this to spite
>>me, but I'll do him one better. See that pile of
>>lumber by the barn? I want you to build me a fence -
>>an 8-foot fence -- so I won't need to see his place or
>>his face anymore."
>>
>>The carpenter said, "I think I understand the
>>situation. Show me the nails and the post-hole digger
>>and I'll be able to do a job that pleases you."
>>
>>The older brother had to go to town, so he helped the
>>carpenter get the materials ready and then he was off
>>for the day. The carpenter worked hard all that day
>>measuring, sawing, nailing.
>>
>>About sunset when the farmer returned, the carpenter
>>had just finished his job. The farmer's eyes opened
>>wide, his jaw dropped. There was no fence
>>there at all. It was a bridge -- a bridge stretching
>>from one side of the creek to the other!
>>
>>A fine piece of work, handrails and all! and the
>>neighbor, his younger brother, was coming toward them,
>>his hand outstretched. "You are quite a fellow to
>>build this bridge after all I've said and done." The
>>two brothers stood at each end of the bridge, and then
>>they met in the middle, taking each other's hand. They
>>turned to see the carpenter hoist his toolbox
>>onto his shoulder. "No, wait! Stay a few days. I've a
>>lot of other projects for you," said the older
>>brother.
>>
>>"I'd love to stay on," the carpenter said, "but, I
>>have many more bridges to build."

 

[bashfull]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hmmm.

*blushes*
My thread...naughty isnt it?
*giggles*

I wouldn't say that, darlin. Teasing, yes. Naughty, no.

 

[biggbear8]

GUYS SUCK......and let me tell you why:



FARTING - How come it's cool for you to do it and disgusting
if we do it. And must you lift your leg?

JOCK-ITCH - Get help! Do you see us scratch? We don't want
to see you scratch either.

PORNOS - Why do you want to see other guys getting what you can't.
By the way, it's not good for our skin.

PICK UP LINES - Not!

DOUBLE STANDARDS - If you can do it, why the hell can't we?

HONESTY - Learn the concept. It is a good thing.

SENSITIVITY - Get some!!!!

DEODORANT - It's only small change at the corner store. Buy it.

LOCKER ROOMS - Hello.....air freshner.

HEADS - We know you have two. Keep one in your pants and
get the other out of your ass.

You can't beat up everyone who looks at us.

Being drunk is not an excuse to sleep with anything on legs.

Believe me, sex is NOT number one and you are NOT number one at it.

Why must you tell ALL of your friends about everything you do with
a girl? They all had the same DREAM last night anyway.

Do not blame everything we do on P.M.S. You should be glad we're not pregnant.

Try matching your maturity level to your age.

We are NOT objects. We have feelings, thoughts and ideas.
We can even form words like "FUCK YOU!!!"

There is more to life than playing cards and video games.
How old are you??

Why do we have to look good and you can look like shit?

Can we eat like humans - utensils were made especially for this purpose. Ever heard of knives, forks, and spoons? How about napkins?
(This does not include shirt sleeves.)

WAKE UP CALL! - Wasting a ton of money on tuition every year to get drunk, get laid, and play sports is fucking retarded. If you're interested, become a professional athlete and at least GET PAID for it.

I am not putting myself through school to carry your sorry, lazy ass through life.

BIRTHDAYS - If you can remember the size of your cock to the exact millimeter, then you can remember our birthday.

Rulers were not made to measure your genitalia. They were not made
that small. Why measure it anyway? There will always be someone bigger and believe me, we can find him.

Romance is not three seconds of sweat, and nothing, and then rolling over and going to sleep.

The one thing you are good for, you are not good at!

Remember Meg Ryan's famous 'faking an orgasm scene'?
Sound familiar?

When we say we're lost without you, we're probably high.

When you screw up, a rose would suffice, but if it's not too much trouble, a dozen would be nice.

WANDERING EYES - We know you look. Try not to make it so obvious.

GET A CLUE! - When we say "HARDER!, FASTER!" we're not referring to your breathing pattern.

To the FEW nice guys who don't apply to these statements and never get the time of day, here's a note of hope.....WE'LL WISE UP SOONER OR
LATER AND YOU'LL GET YOUR CHANCE. HANG IN THERE.

 

[Jakeababy]

BEAUTIFUL !!!!!

THE CARPENTER
>>Once upon a time, two brothers who lived on adjoining
>>arms fell into conflict. It was the first serious
>>rift in 40 years of farming side by side, sharing
>>machinery and trading labor and goods as needed
>>without a hitch.
>>
>>Then the long collaboration fell apart. It began with
>>a small misunderstanding and it grew into a major
>>difference, and finally it exploded into an exchange
>> of bitter words followed by weeks of silence.
>>
>>One morning there was a knock on John's door. He
>>opened it to find a man with a carpenter's toolbox.
>>"I'm looking for a few days' work" he said.
>>"Perhaps you would have a few small jobs here and
>>there I could help with? Could I help you?"
>>
>>"Yes," said the older brother. "I do have a job for
>>you. Look across the creek at that farm. That's my
>>neighbor, in fact, it's my younger brother!.
>>Last week there was a meadow between us and he took
>>his bulldozer to the river levee and now there is a
>>creek between us. Well, he may have done this to spite
>>me, but I'll do him one better. See that pile of
>>lumber by the barn? I want you to build me a fence -
>>an 8-foot fence -- so I won't need to see his place or
>>his face anymore."
>>
>>The carpenter said, "I think I understand the
>>situation. Show me the nails and the post-hole digger
>>and I'll be able to do a job that pleases you."
>>
>>The older brother had to go to town, so he helped the
>>carpenter get the materials ready and then he was off
>>for the day. The carpenter worked hard all that day
>>measuring, sawing, nailing.
>>
>>About sunset when the farmer returned, the carpenter
>>had just finished his job. The farmer's eyes opened
>>wide, his jaw dropped. There was no fence
>>there at all. It was a bridge -- a bridge stretching
>>from one side of the creek to the other!
>>
>>A fine piece of work, handrails and all! and the
>>neighbor, his younger brother, was coming toward them,
>>his hand outstretched. "You are quite a fellow to
>>build this bridge after all I've said and done." The
>>two brothers stood at each end of the bridge, and then
>>they met in the middle, taking each other's hand. They
>>turned to see the carpenter hoist his toolbox
>>onto his shoulder. "No, wait! Stay a few days. I've a
>>lot of other projects for you," said the older
>>brother.
>>
>>"I'd love to stay on," the carpenter said, "but, I
>>have many more bridges to build."

Such a beautiful story !!!!

 

[biggbear8]

THX

THX YOU






BUT OPPPPPPPPPPPS SO SORRY WRONG THREAD

I AM SO SORRY

 

[Arden]

*Eying the mistletoe once again, and pulling Soron close*





I just can't seem to help myself...

 

[1sexylady]

Leaving my kisses tonight for.........

BUG EYED MONSTER

 

[Arden]

Told you I couldn't help myself, Soron... here's more!

 

[Soron]

Told you I couldn't help myself, Soron... here's more!

I don't want you to help yourself. let me do that.

 

[Curious_Fem]

Standing under the mistletoe, planting big es on

Sweetevil
kk
Gunner for giving us a glimpse of your sexy self today
biggbear
MoM

BiFem hehe

Ho hum....standing here all alone......