1st, 2nd, 3rd base..?

[whoamitoday42]

Comic

I found this webcomic that might help explain things:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/base_system.png

Hilarious!

 

[eos_grace]

when I'm making out I always look to the third base coach who is usually standing next to the couch waving me on. "Come on! Move it!" Then I get tagged out as I try to steal a base. I really shouldn't trust that guy.

Hahaha.. Awesome. That was funny.

 

[jdc38]

First base = kissing, petting
Second base = her top's off, you get to kiss and suck her nips
Third base = her bottom's off, fingering, possible licking
Home run = intercourse

That's the ranking I always went by (back in high school, of course).

Incidentally, staciliv, if that profile pic is you I would be happy with any base. Hell, I would sit in the stadium and watch you.

 

[redsilk52]

I found this webcomic that might help explain things:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/base_system.png

now i'm more dazed and confused. is that possible?

 

[keatonb]

Interesting.!

 

[rcthumper]

My opinion, your office friend needs to get a gag and a few lessons in respect.

I agree with you Foxseeker......