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[smoothg103rd]

Now, now, endowed white man.
Play nice. We've got a thread to blow up here!

Ok,only because you asked.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

That is surprising. Mr. Noone has very good diction, but I have never known him to pick on those that do not.

I lived in Maine for a bit in my youth. You got in the cawah and went to the stowa, ayuh?

I guess it was his way of flirting.

My poor accent is so confused these days. I have bastard diction.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2009/12/129118,xcitefun-trees-8.jpg

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love Boston. I fit right in.
I pahk the cah and noone makes fun of me.

I once asked my Australian friend to say the following sentence:

The rural juror has urban fervor.

Holy shit that was the funniest thing ever.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Ok,only because you asked.

Well that was easy. You're the first guy to comply without demanding to see my tits.
#gay?

 

[smoothg103rd]

Tastes like squirrel. Mmmmm

You just turned my stomach.

 

[Lord Pmann]

I guess it was his way of flirting.

My poor accent is so confused these days. I have bastard diction.

"Bastuhd" diction, as you say.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I once asked my Australian friend to say the following sentence:

The rural juror has urban fervor.

Holy shit that was the funniest thing ever.

Turd. I say that with an r just fine.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I once asked my Australian friend to say the following sentence:

The rural juror has urban fervor.

Holy shit that was the funniest thing ever.

"Bastuhd" diction, as you say.

Bahsted

 

[smoothg103rd]

Well that was easy. You're the first guy to comply without demanding to see my tits.
#gay?

There is only one way to find out. Put me in a room with you and see if I don't get brick hard.

 

[Conager]

Oh look! Up on the tree. An underdtessed damsel in distress. Aren't you supposed to have one of those pointy princess hats on?

 

[aussiegeekygal]

There is only one way to find out. Put me in a room with you and see if I don't get brick hard.

Haha. That doesn't prove much, unfortunately. Gay guys get hard, too.
Nice try, though

 

[nymph817]

Oh look! Up on the tree. An underdtessed damsel in distress. Aren't you supposed to have one of those pointy princess hats on?

http://www.hans-holbein.org/381107/Dominican-Altar,-Presentation-of-the-infant-Christ-in-the-Temple-small.jpg

What is the purpose of a princess conical hat anyways ?

I mean she looks up at something and the person behind her, "OW ! My eye !"

 

[smoothg103rd]

Haha. That doesn't prove much, unfortunately. Gay guys get hard, too.
Nice try, though

Now I feel like I'm obligated to ask for tits.

 

[parodyluvr75]

http://www.reggg.com/images/2013-02-05/strange-trees01.jpg

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Now I feel like I'm obligated to ask for tits.

Too late. Here, have a taint.

http://i0.wp.com/craphound.com/images/327722296_ee38b0dd33_z.jpg?w=275

Filthy parsnip!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

http://www.reggg.com/images/2013-02-05/strange-trees01.jpg

What a slut, dancing in the nude.

 

[nymph817]

What a slut, dancing in the nude.

You would prefer a clothed tree ? Surely no-one has done that yet ...

 

[smoothg103rd]

Too late. Here, have a taint.

http://i0.wp.com/craphound.com/images/327722296_ee38b0dd33_z.jpg?w=275

Filthy parsnip!!

Hu boy, I never get any tits .

 

[aussiegeekygal]

You would prefer a clothed tree ? Surely no-one has done that yet ...

Nah, I like 'em nude, but there's no shaming fun if I embrace that opinion.

 

[nymph817]

Nah, I like 'em nude, but there's no shaming fun if I embrace that opinion.

ASCII and ye shall receive. [IMAGE].

Wonder how long that took 'em to knit that sweater.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You would prefer a clothed tree ? Surely no-one has done that yet ...

Think again.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uacO8xoTq-k/TOchomQGQwI/AAAAAAAAACc/cuhIvDVsne8/s1600/laura_wright_xmas_tree_dress_nov2010.jpg

And this tease.
http://www.unitedwithlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/wedding-dress-hanging-from-tree.jpg

 

[parodyluvr75]

What a slut, dancing in the nude.

All trees are slutty, it's a fact.

 

[BiTodd]

It's the only way I can feel alive. Feeling the tree bark scratch my skin, the danger of falling. Ahhhh what a rush.

A real pervert just like me...

 

[nymph817]

Think again.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uacO8xoTq-k/TOchomQGQwI/AAAAAAAAACc/cuhIvDVsne8/s1600/laura_wright_xmas_tree_dress_nov2010.jpg

And this tease.
http://www.unitedwithlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/wedding-dress-hanging-from-tree.jpg

Let's plug her in and see if her teeth light up.

Ow, can't keep my eyes open. Guess my meds have finally kicked in.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KBnuc1wNx7M/mqdefault.jpg

Goodnight, you all are the greatest !