1HF's av....

[richard_daily]

Erotica By Eyer.

or even better: Eyerotica.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzqmsthaIR1qbc7czo1_500.gif

Thanks people. Remember, if you can't afford Madison Avenue, I can give you their quality or beyond for your brand at a third of the price!

He's masturbating furiously to the thought of what I do in my free time.

If he wants any pictures, he'll have to put some money in my paypal, like all the rest of the pay pigs.

 

[1HF]

So if I were to just walk up on you and punch you in the face, you will enjoy it? What if I just take off my belt and choke you out with it while biting you on the neck? But I doing it to harm you. Will you still find pleasure in it?

Did you completely gloss over the part about trust and consent? In your example I would not find pleasure in that, no.

 

[1HF]

Hey, dick.

How's your I-can't-get-it-up-unless-she-politely-thanks-me-for-beating-the-crap-out-of-her hanging?

Those welts in her av aren't your handiwork by any chance, are they? I only ask because she seems smitten with your love of beating women and being totally submissive to dicks like you.

How hot would it be for you to hear both her and dolf politely thank you through their tears after you get done beating the crap out of them together at the same time? That'd make junior instantly sprout up to your full 3'', eh?

Say: could you order her to post even more graphic shots of what you beaters and beatees really get off on? You know - to give us more "beautiful" context to consider?

BTW: you seen Johnny Savage around lately? He's seems to be keeping pretty quiet. He doesn't get off from dicks like you beating him to the point of welts and bleeding too, does he?

Hey - not that there'd be anything wrong with that if he did.

As always, thanx dick.

This may be the sexiest thing you've ever posted.

 

[1HF]

He's masturbating furiously to the thought of what I do in my free time.

If he wants any pictures, he'll have to put some money in my paypal, like all the rest of the pay pigs.

To be fair, I also masturbate to the thought of what you do in your free time.

 

[smoothg103rd]

Did you completely gloss over the part about trust and consent? In your example I would not find pleasure in that, no.

But if you trust me and I punch you in the face, it's pleasurable?

 

[IrezumiKiss]

He's masturbating furiously to the thought of what I do in my free time.

If he wants any pictures, he'll have to put some money in my paypal, like all the rest of the pay pigs.

This may be the sexiest thing you've ever posted.

He always does this exact shit when he's all hot and bothered over other people's sexuality. Starts typing out all this seething, edger's paradise fantasy that's been embedded inside him forever without a healthy outlet for release.

I should extrapolate all of his juicier polemics from antiquity and use 'em for a smut comics character's dialogue.

 

[Fata Morgana]

But if you trust me and I punch you in the face, it's pleasurable?

If I punched you in the face I'd probably squirt over half of Nottinghamshire.

 

[Pookie]

If I punched you in the face I'd probably squirt over half of Nottinghamshire.

I'd squirt over the other half just from watching.

 

[1HF]

But if you trust me and I punch you in the face, it's pleasurable?

Punch in the face would probably be crossing a line. Not to mention I don't recall saying that was something I enjoy.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

If I punched you in the face I'd probably squirt over half of Nottinghamshire.

http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n70/Albounds/Daffy-Duck-masturbating.gif

*swoons*

 

[richard_daily]

I'd squirt over the other half just from watching.

I'm into this scenario. How can we make it happen?

 

[Fata Morgana]

I'm into this scenario. How can we make it happen?

Fuck yes. Me and the Pookster causing flash floods across the county whilst Maggot Dick lies prostrate and unconscious. And Jaffa Cakes afterwards.

 

[richard_daily]

Fuck yes. Me and the Pookster causing flash floods across the county whilst Maggot Dick lies prostrate and unconscious. And Jaffa Cakes afterwards.

I'll buy the Jaffa Cake and hold the video camera.

 

[Lord Pmann]

So if I were to just walk up on you and punch you in the face, you will enjoy it? What if I just take off my belt and choke you out with it while biting you on the neck? But I doing it to harm you. Will you still find pleasure in it?

I twisted the shit outta my ankle the other day and I got a boner.

 

[Pookie]

I'll buy the Jaffa Cake and hold the video camera.

Stick to the high ground. I'm not paying for flood damages.

 

[Lord Pmann]

He always does this exact shit when he's all hot and bothered over other people's sexuality. Starts typing out all this seething, edger's paradise fantasy that's been embedded inside him forever without a healthy outlet for release.

I should extrapolate all of his juicier polemics from antiquity and use 'em for a smut comics character's dialogue.

You forgot to include an irrelevant gif.

 

[OjosMojo]

This may be the sexiest thing you've ever posted.

Sorry I'm not there to slap you upside the face to make you even juicier.

 

[1HF]

Stick to the high ground. I'm not paying for flood damages.

You get hotter every time you post.

 

[1HF]

Sorry I'm not there to slap you upside the face to make you even juicier.

That is unfortunate. I guess I'll just have to find someone else then.

 

[Pookie]

You get hotter every time you post.

This would be a drought breaker. California should pay for hosting the event. *nods*

 

[richard_daily]

Sorry I'm not there to slap you upside the face to make you even juicier.

The truth comes out... you fucking sicko.

 

[richard_daily]

Stick to the high ground. I'm not paying for flood damages.

I think that's the best camera angle, but in that case, it would be best to do it dirty dancing style in a folding chair

 

[Lancecastor]

Where are the pics of a bruised sean?

 

[1HF]

This would be a drought breaker. California should pay for hosting the event. *nods*

I'll start a campaign right away.

The truth comes out... you fucking sicko.

Will you slap me instead? It's what eeyore would want.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

You forgot to include an irrelevant gif.

http://i.imgur.com/npa5yMn.gif

Nah, didn't forget, Pee Guy. I do it as it pleaseth me.

It's always my pleasure, you see.