Aphro
Femme du monde
- Joined
- Jan 30, 2013
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Does the Pope sh*t in the woods? Is a bear Catholic? Of course it's a good day for cute new panties. And a great day for a sexy panty model.
OMG!
I just figured it out! I can't believe it took this long. You sell your panties. That's why it's new panty day so often. Otherwise you'd need an armoire (or two) just for your undies. Now you're a...
Panty Selling, Sexy Soccer Mom, MILF.
Wow. You just got even hotter. You'll notice I left Cougar off. I just have this feeling you prefer older to younger. Ok more like a hope than a feeling.
But as usual I digressed...
- There's quite a few dots in that first shot I'd like to polka. Or maybe do a sexy version of the Hokey Pokey.
You put your right finger in.
You take your right finger out.
You put your right finger in and you shake it all about.
You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn your partner on.
That's what it's all about!- For the second shot comments about the Misty Mountains and saying "Play Misty for me" in my best Clint Eastwood accent raced to mind nearly simultaneously. So I'll compromise and talk like Clint Eastwood while I play with the Misty Mountains...and valleys. Can't forget the valleys.

Maybe I'll get lucky and you'll become an obsessed fan!
- I peeked at you in the third shot boo and then I really peaked.
Come to think of it, how about I play with your peaks and then you play with mine?

Cheers
No! I do not sell my panties!
And no one plays soccer in my house, plus I hate standing around next to a soccer pitch watching kids run and fall, no soccer mom hete. Although I appreciate the sentiment.
Now, to quote Mr. Eastwood, go ahead. Make my day.
 
 
		

 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		
 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		 
 
		