12:30am PDT on a Tuesday...

[Byron In Exile]

And everyone's crashed!

What sort of party people do you think you are?

There ought to be pretty half-naked girls dancing on the tables up in here.

Yet it's just the bus-boys mopping the floors.

 

[slave_]

 

[bluemuse]

I can pour what's left in all the glasses scattered about into one large glass and throw in a few ice cubes if you'd like. Be mindful of the cigarette stubbed.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Lol...

 

[slave_]

Lol...

 

[Byron In Exile]

I can pour what's left in all the glasses scattered about into one large glass and throw in a few ice cubes if you'd like. Be mindful of the cigarette stubbed.

Well... that would be a start, I guess.

Where's the fucking bartender? Did he just leave us in here?

 

[slave_]

Well... that would be a start, I guess.

Where's the fucking bartender? Did he just leave us in here?

Yes, which means we have to fend for ourselves.

 

[warrior queen]

I haven't crashed.
I'm just about to cook dinner and then I'm going to tackle my tax.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I haven't crashed.
I'm just about to cook dinner and then I'm going to tackle my tax.

Australians! Should have thought of it.

Early evening, or about?

Must be odd, being on the underside. Is it cold there, now?

 

[bluemuse]

I think that I should put the coffee on.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I think that I should put the coffee on.

Only after we've exhausted the liquor.

 

[warrior queen]

Australians! Should have thought of it.

Early evening, or about?

Must be odd, being on the underside. Is it cold there, now?

It is very cold - I am wearing my uggs and the firebox is roaring.
6pm right now

I'm about to takle my nemisis dish..... risotto.
I have managed to make it properly only twice this year

 

[Byron In Exile]

It is very cold - I am wearing my uggs and the firebox is roaring.
6pm right now

I'm about to takle my nemisis dish..... risotto.
I have managed to make it properly only twice this year

Wow. That sounds so great...

In Central California, it'll be 104 degrees tomorrow.

It was 108 yesterday.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I woke up at 0350. I had a creepy nightmare, we were still lovers.

He was sitting on a couch. I was on the floor between his legs facing him with my breasts exposed. We were arguing, and I started pouting. The Speech Therapist from my job walks into the room and sits next to him. He jerks off and ejaculates onto the dorsal aspect of her hand, and starts licking it off. She said: What is the meaning of this? He replied with a mouthful of his own semen: I don’t know, but I like it.

I didn’t understand either; apparently her hand was sexier than my exposed chest. I walked away.

I woke up.

 

[Byron In Exile]

I woke up at 0350. I had a creepy nightmare, we were still lovers.

He was sitting on a couch. I was on the floor between his legs facing him with my breasts exposed. We were arguing, and I started pouting. The Speech Therapist from my job walks into the room and sits next to him. He jerks off and ejaculates onto the dorsal aspect of her hand, and starts licking it off. She said: What is the meaning of this? He replied with a mouthful of his own semen: I don’t know, but I like it.

I didn’t understand either; apparently her hand was sexier than my exposed chest. I walked away.

I woke up.

It seems as though there is some meaning in it.

 

[bluemuse]

Wow. That sounds so great...

In Central California, it'll be 104 degrees tomorrow.

It was 108 yesterday.

Yucko. I'm coastal California and we complain when it's over 75 degrees.

 

[sweepthefloor]

In my nightmare I analyzed at the time of the act: She is a bitch with clicky little big heels, and I am worthless with scrubs and clogs. Men love bitches in heels.

 

[warrior queen]

Wow. That sounds so great...

In Central California, it'll be 104 degrees tomorrow.

It was 108 yesterday.

I don't know what that is in celcius?
Right now, it's 4*C.
And raining (which is a good thing as my tank needs filling).

Ok, just found a conversion table.
So 104 = 40, 108 = 42.
Hot.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Yucko. I'm coastal California and we complain when it's over 75 degrees.

The crops love that shit, for some reason. They grow like mad.

My brother lives in Monterey... and yeah, anything over 75 there is "omg... wtf..."

 

[Byron In Exile]

I don't know what that is in celcius?
Right now, it's 4*C.
And raining (which is a good thing as my tank needs filling).

Oh, ok. 104F is 40 celcius.

108F is a little over 42 celcius.

 

[bluemuse]

Wow. That sounds so great...

In Central California, it'll be 104 degrees tomorrow.

It was 108 yesterday.

The crops love that shit, for some reason. They grow like mad.

My brother lives in Monterey... and yeah, anything over 75 there is "omg... wtf..."

Where I live the crops grow year round. Jack's beanstalk would have reached Pluto./

 

[Byron In Exile]

Where I live the crops grow year round. Jack's beanstalk would have reached Pluto./

Where do you live?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Okay!

Found the Ketel One behind the bar...

So... we jam!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6usKb646iCU

 

[bluemuse]

Where do you live?

Nirvana

 

[Byron In Exile]

Nirvana

That's not a geographical place.

Just say, "I'm afraid to tell you, because your stalking skills would have you looking into my backyard, and I don't want that."

I'll understand.