101 Hazards of Sex

STD's
AID's
Pregnancy (in some cases)


Also, dick bending. You know, when you land on it the wrong way?
 
Getting a goose egg on the top of your head from hitting the headliner in the car too many times. lol. :eek:
 
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marksgirl said:
Pubic hair stuck in your teeth.

Especially if they get yanked out in the process - tends to kill the mood!!

Thats why I love a bare puss - :p mmmmmmmmmmmmm :p
 
*bratcat* said:
Lower back pain from trying position #105 in the Kama Sutra.
Having to sleep in the wet spot.
Soreness. The John Wayne stride will give you away.
You may be too tired from fucking all night to get to work!
Coitus Interruptus - embarrassment when caught in the act.
Parental punishment.
Performance anxiety.
Impotence and premature ejaculation.
Disappointment, dissatisfaction.
Blue balls. Blue clit.


Geez. I never knew it was that dangerous. . .
 
InnocentAngel81 said:
my legs cramps alot it sucks

...well, if you'd not try wrapping them around your head, you'd be ok. lol

:p

V~
 
InnocentAngel81 said:
my legs cramps alot it sucks

You probably need more potassium in your diet. Eat a banana now and again. Or try taking up yoga. Keeps those pesky leg cramps at bay and makes you impressively limber!:heart:
 
Rug burn is definatley a serious pain...nothing hurts more than a couple days of the Hibidy Dibidy in a row on the same damn burns..OUCH!!!!!
 
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