$100

[Sir_Winston54]

The hell with the animals, the homeless, etc., etc., ad nauseum... Send it to me.

 

[CutieMouse]

Walk up to beautiful women doing their Christmas shopping, and offer them $100 if they can give you the best blow job of your life?

 

[rekane]

The next time you are at the grocery store, or Target or some such, give the money to the cashier and tell them that it is to go toward the purchases of the person behind you.
I've always wanted to be in a position to do this.

 

[girlowned]

Walk up to beautiful women doing their Christmas shopping, and offer them $100 if they can give you the best blow job of your life?

Ohhh, i like this one, nice going CutieMouse. Now i just need to know where i should be shopping so Primalex can find me.

 

[Primalex]

if you dig animals then donate some huge bags of food and some blankets to your local animal shelter

Covered.

Not the local one though, they have enough, but one a few miles away got a nice christmas package already. One of our guinea pigs came from there.

but we have people coming in explaining how they can't afford to feed their pet for the week. our pet food donations are always dismally low. last time i had no choice but to give one guy 3 cans of alpo to help feed his german shepherd for the week.

This is very...progressive there. The local animal owners here have more the mindset that the problem of no animal food will solve itself with just enough time....

 

[Primalex]

Walk up to beautiful women doing their Christmas shopping, and offer them $100 if they can give you the best blow job of your life?

I doubt this will work.

Edit:
Let me elaborate:
It does work, it doesn't even need the money. It just takes the right smile and the right woman.
Well, maybe now I need money, I'm getting older, too. *ponders*

Uhm, whatever, what I wanted to say was: It doesn't quite fit to how I view my relationship with women. Lots of casual sex is not why I went poly.

Edit 2:
But I'll give you $100 for a picture of yourself naked. How does this sound?

 

[Primalex]

The next time you are at the grocery store, or Target or some such, give the money to the cashier and tell them that it is to go toward the purchases of the person behind you.
I've always wanted to be in a position to do this.

Now that's an interesting idea...

*ponders*

 

[ownedsubgal]

This is very...progressive there. The local animal owners here have more the mindset that the problem of no animal food will solve itself with just enough time....

sooo e-vol, aren't you?

if you're covered on the charity front, and a monogamous teetotaler to boot, might as well just use the $100 as a bookmark or coaster.

 

[CutieMouse]

I doubt this will work.

Consider it an expansion of the social experiment you started with this thread. You said it took all of 6 minutes to get a nasty response online; how long will it take if you take things public?

 

[ownedsubgal]

The next time you are at the grocery store, or Target or some such, give the money to the cashier and tell them that it is to go toward the purchases of the person behind you.
I've always wanted to be in a position to do this.

sounds good in theory, will result in you being cursed out and/or beat up in practice. most folks would be extremely offended at an offer like that from a stranger.

 

[Primalex]

sounds good in theory, will result in you being cursed out and/or beat up in practice. most folks would be extremely offended at an offer like that from a stranger.

I don't think so.

 

[CutieMouse]

I doubt this will work.

Edit:
Let me elaborate:
It does work, it doesn't even need the money. It just takes the right smile and the right woman.
Well, maybe now I need money, I'm getting older, too. *ponders*

Uhm, whatever, what I wanted to say was: It doesn't quite fit to how I view my relationship with women. Lots of casual sex is not why I went poly.

Edit 2:
But I'll give you $100 for a picture of yourself naked. How does this sound?

You're right - money isn't necessary given the right approach.

Re: Edit #1 - I didn't expect the idea would "fit" you concept of relationships. But it would possibly free you of the burden of that extra hundred.

Re: Edit #2 - No one really wants to see me naked. Trust me.

 

[Primalex]

Re: Edit #2 - No one really wants to see me naked. Trust me.

This would be my problem, wouldn't it be?

 

[rekane]

sounds good in theory, will result in you being cursed out and/or beat up in practice. most folks would be extremely offended at an offer like that from a stranger.

Wow - where do you live?
My husband and I were at a restaurant where we saw a young father order food for his son, but not for himself. We gave our server $30 and asked her to apply it toward the young father's bill. And we were not cursed out or beat up.

So to say that an ugly altercation caused by a gesture of good will would happen unequivocally seems a bit wrong and more than extremely cynical.

I still say try it.

 

[midwestyankee]

A humongous butt plug and a 1 ounce trial size of KY come to mind. But then why duplicate something you already have, right?

 

[where]

spend it on a session in a charm school.

 

[Netzach]

Intentionally lose/drop it and socially experiment.

 

[where]

drop it near the night bus on a friday or saturday night. some punters from a club will be delighted.

 

[neci]

Oh, please. This implies I wouldn't be able to harvest the Lit personals section for my pleasure. This is insulting.

But I'll give you $100 for a picture of yourself naked. How does this sound?

A humongous butt plug and a 1 ounce trial size of KY come to mind. But then why duplicate something you already have, right?

that's another vote for money up the ass!

 

[where]

buy a lux vibrator.

 

[Etoile]

My #1 charity is still Best Friends Animal Sanctuary out in Kanab, Utah. They do amazing, astonishing work with animals that "cannot be rehabbed." Hyper-aggressive dogs, cats with neurological diseases, pigs whose previous owners fed them too much, horses, rabbits, parrots, any animal in need of a forever home finds it at Best Friends.

I have also newly fallen in love with By the Grace of George, which is run by old-school leatherdyke Jo Arnone. She has a network across the nation of people who bring pet food for FREE to poor people who are homebound, who would rather feed their pet than themselves. Homebound people often have no one else to spend time with besides their pet, and their pets mean that much to them. Meals on Wheels doesn't pay for pet food. By the Grace of George does.

 

[Primalex]

My #1 charity is still Best Friends Animal Sanctuary out in Kanab, Utah.

Yeah, they got their share during your Blog contest.

 

[rekane]

another suggestion

In a totally different direction, you could play "stripper scramble" - get $100 in ones, go to your local strip club, and as one dancer is leaving the stage and another is coming on, throw all the ones up in the air at them. They become confused and don't know which one the money is meant for.
It sounds cruel, I think. But I have an acquaintance who does this from time to time.
It may appeal to you, so I thought I would pass it along.

 

[Etoile]

Yeah, they got their share during your Blog contest.

I remember now. Thank you for donating!

 

[IrisAlthea]

Put it in a really good book in the local library.