100,000 Jagged Little Posts
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Woo HooAngeline said:We're getting awfully close to 100,000 posts on this forum. Shouldn't we do something celebratory or challengy or contesty about this?
Discuss please.
There. I celebrated.
How about poems with the number 100,000? Would that be lame? Maybe 100,000 Minutes Without You or 100,000 Dust Specks Reminding Me of You. Okay, those are lame, but you get the drift. lol
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WickedEve said:Woo Hoo
There. I celebrated.
How about poems with the number 100,000? Would that be lame? Maybe 100,000 Minutes Without You or 100,000 Dust Specks Reminding Me of You. Okay, those are lame, but you get the drift. lol
Yeah I thought number poems, too, but that is lame.
We could write poems AND predict the day we hit 100,000? (Yeah that's dumb, too, I know.)
Write 100,000 poems?
<slinks off in search of ee and the omelet>
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Angeline said:Yeah I thought number poems, too, but that is lame.
We could write poems AND predict the day we hit 100,000? (Yeah that's dumb, too, I know.)
Write 100,000 poems?
<slinks off in search of ee and the omelet>
start a rousing rendition of 100,000 bottles of beer on the wall?
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WickedEve said:
turn the subject around
99,999 poems on the board
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did I tell everyone that my husband took our only toothpaste?
If I give you the name of his hotel could you go get it for me?
If I give you the name of his hotel could you go get it for me?
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And from that site:
Back in the Days of Buddha....
The activity of keeping the mouth clean dates all the way back to the religious figure Buddha. It has been recorded that he would use a "tooth stick" from the God Sakka as part of his personal hygiene regimen.
In 23 - 79 AD the practice of oral hygiene included:
Drinking goats milk for sweet breath
Ashes from burnt mice heads, rabbits heads, wolves heads, ox heels and goats feet were thought to benefit the gums. (This probably wouldn't go over very well today)
Picking the bones out of wolves excrement and wearing them (maybe in the form of a necklace?) was considered to be a form of protection against toothaches.
Washing your teeth with the blood from a tortoise three times a year was a sure bet against toothaches as well.
Mouthwashes were known to consist of pure white wine, or (get ready for this one) old urine kept especially for this purpose.
I'm grateful to live in the 21st century....
Back in the Days of Buddha....
The activity of keeping the mouth clean dates all the way back to the religious figure Buddha. It has been recorded that he would use a "tooth stick" from the God Sakka as part of his personal hygiene regimen.
In 23 - 79 AD the practice of oral hygiene included:
Drinking goats milk for sweet breath
Ashes from burnt mice heads, rabbits heads, wolves heads, ox heels and goats feet were thought to benefit the gums. (This probably wouldn't go over very well today)
Picking the bones out of wolves excrement and wearing them (maybe in the form of a necklace?) was considered to be a form of protection against toothaches.
Washing your teeth with the blood from a tortoise three times a year was a sure bet against toothaches as well.
Mouthwashes were known to consist of pure white wine, or (get ready for this one) old urine kept especially for this purpose.
I'm grateful to live in the 21st century....
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Angeline said:
um
thanks but they don't deliver.
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Angeline said:
okay okay I will quit complaining and brush with the blue bubblegum sparkle gel that plays music while you brush
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WickedEve said:
hmm you are smart. I never thought of that. I guess I could write the neighbor a note so they would not have to smell my breath before I brush.
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Angeline said:I considered it a milestone when my children reached the age where they no longer required toothpaste with pictures of Kermit or Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles on the tube.
ah.... what a wonderful milestone! It is these times that really matter.
I remember the first time both my boys peed into the same bowl at the same time, I think I cried.
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eagleyez said:
ah these secrets about boys I never knew!
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WickedEve said:
you are so pretty Eve
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Angeline said:
chocolate toothpaste? good grief.
i prefer my chocolate to be separate from my bodily cleansing functions. actually, on second thoughts...
okay, nevermind.
ps at what age do children no longer require ninja turtle toothpaste pictures?
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every now and again i get double vision. anyone else having this problem?
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Angeline said:We're getting awfully close to 100,000 posts on this forum. Shouldn't we do something celebratory or challengy or contesty about this?
Discuss please.
100,000 jagged little posts
along the highway
strung with wire with barbs
from post to post
strung together
by horizonal lines
with openings for exits
gaps in the fence
of 100,000 jagged little posts
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