10 Sure Signs We’ve Lost Our Minds

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10 Sure Signs We’ve Lost Our Minds



Documenting the bizarre beliefs and inconsistencies that surface in contemporary discourse…

1. We worry about the shallowness and superficiality of online relationships, so we go to FaceBook and Twitter to register our concerns.

2. We are so focused on the newest and latest things that we leave behind the oldest and most foundational things.

3. We’ve turned the virtue of prudence into the vice of prudishness and the vice of impropriety into the virtue of authenticity.

4. We ban soda from schools but make condoms widely available… because corn syrup is a more serious matter for youngsters than sex.

5. We decry the exploitation of women, but cry “censorship” when someone wants decency standards against objectifying women on television.

6. We chide a pregnant mother for smoking because of the harm it does to her child, but we applaud her choice to walk into a clinic and have her baby torn limb by limb and extracted from her uterus.

7. It’s arrogant to buck the current push to redefine marriage, but not arrogant to buck the consensus of virtually every society before us.

8. Citizens who would like to keep the money they earn are “greedy.” Politicians who would take their wealth and give it away are “generous.”

9. We believe in tolerance: everyone can believe whatever they want (as long as they don’t really believe it).

10. We believe every religion should be open and inclusive, but not open and inclusive enough for a Jesus who claims to be Lord of all.

~~~ Frustrated with our failure to live up to our ideals, we do away with them altogether. And then we feel better for being worse. ~~~
 
Well. I suppose that's one way to start my morning.

G'morning Busyboy. :)
 
6. We chide a pregnant mother for smoking because of the harm it does to her child, but we applaud her choice to walk into a clinic and have her baby torn limb by limb and extracted from her uterus.:cool:
 
11- No prayer in schools......When schools are shot up, we AXE...WHERE IS GOD?
 
THEY carry these signs

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WE have these stickers

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We let dogs write search warrants and murder citizens because they might do something in the future...


;) ;)


Mm-Mm, That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
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That's what I voted for!
6 TIMES!
 
groan

It was good to catch up. Really. See you in another 3 to 6 months. ;)
 
I wasn't being serious, but you gotta cage the crazy when I'm in your thread, BB. :D

I will likely be here less very soon though - calving season started last night

I promise to be normal when you are around

K?

Now, in honor of calving season, I give yu this
































































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Arrrg.

I knew something like that was coming, but for some reason my brain still thought it would be a good idea to ladle cereal into my mouth just before opening it.

So much for my clean screen.

Thanks BB.
 
Arrrg.

I knew something like that was coming, but for some reason my brain still thought it would be a good idea to ladle cereal into my mouth just before opening it.

So much for my clean screen.

Thanks BB.

On a serious note

When I moved here 8 yrs ago, my mail kept getting diverted 2 blocks down.....To a family that had the SAME LAST name as me.....turns out he is a farmer.....I have visited his farms often, I love cows, they are so cute and adorable......all sorts of colors, cute!
 
adorable!

wanna hear CRAZY?

whenever I go to his farm, I THANK THE ANIMALS FOR ALL THEY HAVE DONE FOR US!


I LOVE ANIMALS

If the freakin PEOPLE I GOTS PROBLEMS WITH:eek:
 
13-We call a ROCKET SCIENTIST (who is a BLACK MAN and an R) an IDIOT......We call a HAS NEVER DONE NUTHING BLACK MAN (who is a D) The greatest



:cool:
 
9. We believe in tolerance: everyone can believe whatever they want (as long as they don’t really believe it).

^^^^^^
 
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