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Honey123 said:As it got closer, the pilot realized it was not a cloud; it was a huge net, held aloft by giant flying snails, transformed by the face-powder bomb. The plane shook and bucked, quite like Rosemary in the bathroom. George was sitting on the toilet seat; his mother was on his lap, facing him, and his cock was imbedded deeply in her pussy. "Oh, George!" Rosemary cried, "Fuck me, fuck me like a wombat with a 7 inch dildo! I have been dead for a long time and I have really missed your big, hard cock in my cunt!"
While the plane bucked, George stuck his hard, thick cock in Rosemary's dusty and somewhat shrivelled pussy. In and out, he drove it, while fingering his mother's ass.
"Mommy, Oh Mommy," George moaned, "You're ass is so tight! Your cunt is loose but your ass is so tight, I want to fuck you there."
But unfortunately, before he could do that, the door swung open and there stood before them a 20 foot snail, with a 10 foot cock! "I am going to fuck your mother in her ass first," the snail announced. George replied, "Oh, no buddy, you're gonna fuck me first in the ass, then my Mommy!"
"I'm not a mummy, you idiot; I'm a zombie," his mother, rather hearing-impared, said to George.
Meanwhile back at the whitehouse, Agent Two-Penises was alerted to hostile take-over of Super Hero Clooney's plane and immediately stopped jerking-off to find the C.U.M. They weren't hard to find because they were accompanied by twenty foot snails with ten foot penises.
Linking into the Super Hero Radar Center of Super Hero Clooney, Agent Two- Penises, located an odd object flying near the Kennedy Space Center, knowing immediately this was Super Hero Clooney and the 20 foot Snails buy the dick shaped cloud that formed on the screen.
Agent Two-Penises immediately called Corinne Dubois, his assistant and showed her the radar screen to which she replied, "Let 'em eat cake!" and at that moment, Agent Two-Penises knew, not cake, but pussy!!!
"This is really good," he said, licking Corinne's fresh pussy juices off his lips, then diving back to enclose her clit in his mouth.
But little did Agent Two-Penises know that Corinne had smoothed the "cream" all over her clit, and as his licks became slower, she pushed his head in deeper to her pussy and as she reached her orgasm she yelled, "Viva La C.U.M.!!!" Unknown to the government, Corinne had been a secrent agent of C.U.M. all along but now she had to cum out in the open.
As Corinne kicked Two-Penises aside with her red Prada shoes, she picked up the telephone and made a direct call to Bindy. "Bindy, I have just ruined my shoes kicking a bad guy so you are going to have to kill some more crocodiles to make more."
Boxlicker101 said:Honey123 said:As it got closer, the pilot realized it was not a cloud; it was a huge net, held aloft by giant flying snails, transformed by the face-powder bomb. The plane shook and bucked, quite like Rosemary in the bathroom. George was sitting on the toilet seat; his mother was on his lap, facing him, and his cock was imbedded deeply in her pussy. "Oh, George!" Rosemary cried, "Fuck me, fuck me like a wombat with a 7 inch dildo! I have been dead for a long time and I have really missed your big, hard cock in my cunt!"
While the plane bucked, George stuck his hard, thick cock in Rosemary's dusty and somewhat shrivelled pussy. In and out, he drove it, while fingering his mother's ass.
"Mommy, Oh Mommy," George moaned, "You're ass is so tight! Your cunt is loose but your ass is so tight, I want to fuck you there."
But unfortunately, before he could do that, the door swung open and there stood before them a 20 foot snail, with a 10 foot cock! "I am going to fuck your mother in her ass first," the snail announced. George replied, "Oh, no buddy, you're gonna fuck me first in the ass, then my Mommy!"
"I'm not a mummy, you idiot; I'm a zombie," his mother, rather hearing-impared, said to George.
Meanwhile back at the whitehouse, Agent Two-Penises was alerted to hostile take-over of Super Hero Clooney's plane and immediately stopped jerking-off to find the C.U.M. They weren't hard to find because they were accompanied by twenty foot snails with ten foot penises.
Linking into the Super Hero Radar Center of Super Hero Clooney, Agent Two- Penises, located an odd object flying near the Kennedy Space Center, knowing immediately this was Super Hero Clooney and the 20 foot Snails buy the dick shaped cloud that formed on the screen.
Agent Two-Penises immediately called Corinne Dubois, his assistant and showed her the radar screen to which she replied, "Let 'em eat cake!" and at that moment, Agent Two-Penises knew, not cake, but pussy!!!
"This is really good," he said, licking Corinne's fresh pussy juices off his lips, then diving back to enclose her clit in his mouth.
But little did Agent Two-Penises know that Corinne had smoothed the "cream" all over her clit, and as his licks became slower, she pushed his head in deeper to her pussy and as she reached her orgasm she yelled, "Viva La C.U.M.!!!" Unknown to the government, Corinne had been a secrent agent of C.U.M. all along but now she had to cum out in the open.
As Corinne kicked Two-Penises aside with her red Prada shoes, she picked up the telephone and made a direct call to Bindy. "Bindy, I have just ruined my shoes kicking a bad guy so you are going to have to kill some more crocodiles to make more."
To which Bindy replied, "Corinne, it will be my pleasure, mate, I haven't had a good orgasm since my Bruce bucked and shook under me."