1 million dollars or more

Shannon

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The other day some friends and I were discussing things we would do for money. Example would be for 10 million dollars would you have sex with a family member. My question to all is do you have a price?? If someone offered you lots of money to do something sexually you normally wouldn't do would you?? What are some of the things you would or would not do??
 
I've played these games before and my answer has always been that no one can given an honest answer until the offer is real.

There was a tag "Mad About You" did one season, when they were in a casino and a Redford look-a-like asks Paul if he can sleep with Jamie for one million dollars. Without a whiff of Demi Moore/Woody Harrelson angst they both say, "Okay!" and off Jamie goes while Paul continues shooting crap. I loved that.
 
Would you....

I heard a joke once, I think it was by Groucho Marx...

A gentleman asks a young lady "Would you sleep with me for a million bucks?"

The young lady thinks about it for a bit, then agrees.

The gentleman then asks "Would you sleep with me for ten bucks?"

She is outraged. "Sir, what kind of woman do you take me for?!"

"Oh, we've already established that, now we're just haggling over the price!"

:D
 
No amount of money would get me to do anything I did not want to do, whether it be sexual or otherwise. I am now in a relationship with a woman who I love dearly and I would die before I did anything to hurt her. She means the world to me, more than some silly thing called a 'dollar'.


-Jeff
 
A good laugh...

Jeff726 said:
No amount of money would get me to do anything I did not want to do, whether it be sexual or otherwise. I am now in a relationship with a woman who I love dearly and I would die before I did anything to hurt her. She means the world to me, more than some silly thing called a 'dollar'.


-Jeff
 
Everything and everybody has a price.

I'm sorry to say that in my experience. Everybody can be made to do something for the right price.
Mind you, this is not necersarilly means money. The price can be everything.
And everything can be had and made done for the right price.

Sad but true :(
 
HMMMMM....As stated previously it would be hard to say until an actual offer was made. I do know this if someone wanted to have sex with me for an ample sum(Let's say 1,000 big ones...I'm cheap;)) My wife would shoot me if I DIDN'T do it. Hey we are a practical bunch here....Next she would want to get a look at the wacko who would actually pay to bed me!

Now for 10 million dollars would I sleep with a family member??? Not one of my children...neversister or mother maybe...but knowing my family they would just find a way to screw me outta the money....:)
 
I would like to know what the hell you think is so funny about my post, Melody.
 
LMAO... Hey, Melody, I get it........

Now, this isn't me speaking.... I'm just taking a guess at what Melody meant by her post..... So don't get mad at me.... Cause it's not my fault...... Honest.... I'm just trying to interpret what I think Melody meant...... That's all....

Anyways... I'm thinking she means that is the single most naive thing she's seen posted in a long time and that you should really just look at DCL's post to see what an honest opinion really looks like....


Again... That's not me talking..... Honest....
 
This reminds me of a game my brother used to play with his best friend.. They'd come up with all sorts of bizarre scenarios and ask eachother how much money they'd have to take to do it. Example:

"How much money would you have to have before you allowed your hands to become rump roasts?"

"For how long?"

"A month, maybe?"

"Hmmmmm. How heavy would they be?"

"Six pounds each."

"Not for a month they wouldn't.. what about four?"

"Deal. So how much?"

"Ummmm.. $750,000? After taxes."

*LOL*
 
Naive or not, it's something I honestly feel about my girlfriend. I would never hurt her or what we have just for personal gain. I don't see any joke in what I said. But whatever, I guess if you don't have "Really Experienced" by your username, you aren't cool around here.
 
Shit Jeff....just do it and then give her half of the million!

A $500,000 band aid makes a lotta boo boos feel better.
 
Are we talking before or after taxes?

Even though money can be an evil thing it is a means to and end. Everyone has a price. My girlfriend and I have agree to take the offer as like in the movie if the price was LARGE enough. Not for the money but the fact that afterwards we would not have to worry about how the next car or mortgage payment will be made. What type of price would you put on living a simple life?
 
I guess if you don't have "Really Experienced" by your username, you aren't cool around here.

Actually, Jeff, you have to have to Really, Really next to your name to be considered for membership into the cli... (oops, almost said the "c" word)...er, club. At that point the various Gurus come together, don our black capes and hoods, and in between chants to the Gods of Eroticism we debate on whether or not the perspective "cool" person has a sense of humor.

Fortunately you still have plenty of time to get one, Jeff.

I don't see any joke in what I said.

Hehehee.... the important thing is that the rest of us did.
 
Maybe you're right, Kerrie... But we can't show ya the secret handshake till ya get that second "really".
 
Damn Kerrie.....you coulda had six more posts with that last one....
 
Whoa, Flashback time.

KerrieO'Keefe said:
:)

Apologies. Won't ever do that again!

I flashed back to family drives and the search for the next Burma Shave sign.

(For the non-Americans, and those not old enough to remember them, Burma Shave had an ad campaign in the 40's and 50' here in the US that consisted of signs along the roadside. Small red signs in groups, of five or six, with part of a verse on each strung out along the road until the last sign simply read "Burma Shave.")
 
sar-don-ic re-tort???

Your gonna confuse the hell out of'em with that one, btw...

There's a fuss? No one told me about no fuss...
 
I sang your praises to the Lasherinos

LMAO....Wasn't that a Stephen King book??? Er, wait, that was "The Langostinos", wasn't it??

Btw, that's not a fuss - I've seen some good fusses, lemme tell ya. Remember the one that said "LASHER IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE"?? Now that was a fuss.... Hehehee...
 
Langoliers I do believe...

Siren....keep your money...just take me to the grocxery store....(I left the typo in ther...for some reason it fits);)
 
That's right... Langostinos make breadsticks or some shit like that.

Thanks again, Thump.
 
:eek:

Kerrie, that would be a great set of signs. You guys are trying to kill me.

By the way, how come all your posts are number 132. I think Manu has caught on to you and wants you to follow the rules. But then again, I've avoided the one after another and stayed a virgin at 29 posts for at least a half a dozen.

The money would be nice, but I agree that until the exact offer and amount were made, I wouldn't be able to make a decision (though my older sister was a hot lookin' babe when she was younger... oops, giving away the plot of a story, but that's on another thread).

e2c:eek:
 
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