🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

Not sure how the missus would feel about that hahahaha but damn if I ain’t tempted



Couldn’t find my mallet, but in the interest of whoring myself (and giving Sass a bit of help in the picturing department) went with my revised take. Work boots got cut out unfortunately, hallway not long enough…
We can include her. No worries. :ROFLMAO:

Haha that's awesome!;)
 
I’ve always wanted a theramin!
Frequently, theramins get my pheromones thrusting from my frenulum phenomenally. 👍

They’re not that expensive. You can annoy your neighbors shitless in no time. My brother in law has one and it’s so difficult to play. Well, difficult to make it sound like anything other than a dying cat.

In keeping with the spirit of this thread…

A good way to woo the women folk is to play them sweet tunes on your theramin. Bitches eat it up. You’ll be knuckles deep in theramin groupies.
 
They’re not that expensive. You can annoy your neighbors shitless in no time. My brother in law has one and it’s so difficult to play. Well, difficult to make it sound like anything other than a dying cat.

In keeping with the spirit of this thread…

A good way to woo the women folk is to play them sweet tunes on your theramin. Bitches eat it up. You’ll be knuckles deep in theramin groupies.
I‘m going to build a solar powered theramin and sit shirtless under a tree on a college campus playing it. My dick will be covered in pussy 24/7 and then I will begin my cult . . .
 
@SassySheDevil @Trekka
Look what I just got as a souvenir gift from someone today 👀

1) They clearly poses kinky clairvoyance

2) It’s made of SUGAR

3) Odds I can resist trying something whorish and likely ill advised?
Whoo hooo Twins!! I have the penis (though mine is smaller 😭 ) The Vagina, and a wax penis for extra measure!
https://www.***********/s/9n8q2vmp0si7gvj/20220715_145723.jpg?dl=0
 
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