🧨 Whoring Tips and Tricks with Trekka ⛓

[Trekka]

It took me a minute, but I got there.

THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

 

[Taegul]

The best advice I can give the guys for enhancing their man-whore game with the ladies...

https://voca.ro/1biBNeeXUHLf

My cheek still hurts.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Trade was for me to wait in said treasure box to be awarded, only needing food an titty pics to stay in.

Box may need to be cleaned every 5 photos received….

Picturing you in a closed box full of and covered in your own cum

 

[SassySheDevil]

The best advice I can give the guys for enhancing their man-whore game with the ladies...

https://voca.ro/1biBNeeXUHLf

My cheek still hurts.

I came and laughed at the same time!!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

BOOKMARKED!

Ditto. Things are about to get slutty

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Pmann didn’t mention work boots on a woman.

(Why she is hanging a picture with a rubber mallet I don’t understand, but she has my attention).

She's killing a spider, duh!

 

[Taegul]

I came and laughed at the same time!!!!

Boy, if I had a dime for every time I heard that...

I'd have a dime.

 

[hotwords229_A]

She's killing a spider, duh!

She can ”Kill my Spider” anytime!

 

[Trekka]

The best advice I can give the guys for enhancing their man-whore game with the ladies...

https://voca.ro/1biBNeeXUHLf

My cheek still hurts.

Nice to hear your voice, mister

i think this is an important point to address though. Funny can be sexy too!

And @Taegul got some serious market share when it comes to the sexy ~ funny combo. Keep up the good work.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Whore Games

Couple buys a white sheet.
Woman inserts popsicle, man licks what melts.
If there is a drop on the sheet she wins, he loses. If not he wins, she loses.
Winner gets to make a sexual request that loser “must” do.

Thoughts?

 

[SassySheDevil]

Pretty much the goal, anyone you wants to provide live boobs not pictures will;

A) Increase from 5 to 1
B) be similarly covered

When I can get some alone time and stop procrasterbating will get you a visual to help that picture (fair’s fair).

And back to work to whore myself out for the company….

Hell. If you are flying me to Australia for these live boobs. I'll show you live boobs

 

[LadyLascivious1]

To add to Trekka’s amazing summary,
—Know your apps.
https://ezgif.com/maker This one is good for making sexy whorish gifs.
It’s easy and intuitive.
Try one and post it here.

BOOKMARKED!

Easy and intuitive.
Just like me.


Also - I love the challenge, HW!

Ditto. Things are about to get slutty

Vaguely disappointed I didn’t wake up to smutty gif homework Whore work ethic is just not what it used to be.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Vaguely disappointed I didn’t wake up to smutty gif homework Whore work ethic is just not what it used to be.

Agreed. As charitable a fellow as I am, I had, believe it or not, ulterior motives in presenting the gif making software.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Pmann didn’t mention work boots on a woman.

(Why she is hanging a picture with a rubber mallet I don’t understand, but she has my attention).

If she needs a hard hat to hang a picture, she's perhaps the bluntest mallet in the toolbox. So yeah, she seems pretty cool.

But to be honest, I don't love the work boot look. I prefer heels.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Boy, if I had a dime for every time I heard that...

I'd have a dime.

That's very different than someone laughing at you while cumming. In which case... You'd be making it rain.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Boy, if I had a dime for every time I heard that...

I'd have a dime.

Ahhh hell. I'd give you at least a quarter for the good time.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

New term: Vabbing
Thoughts?

I’ll wait.

 

[alwaysaway]

New term: Vabbing
Thoughts?

I’ll wait.

This sounds like something Gwyneth Paltrow started.

 

[SMNaughtywife]

Vabbing​

When she is broke and can’t afford Gucci, she’s always got the “Coochie Couture”. Free, all natural, pheromone perfume made from her vagina that she rubs into the sensitive spots to attract a mate for the night.
Guy-“Hey babe, what’s that perfume that you got on? It seems familiar.”

Girl-“Oh do you like it? I vabbing around the Gucci section and came across a cheaper version of what I always buy.”

Guy-“I meant it smells like a strip club or your sister’s bedroom.”

Girl-Looking mad, “I’m gonna have a long talk with her.”

 

[SMNaughtywife]

This sounds like something Gwyneth Paltrow started.

Omg!! Yes.

 

[QuietCanadian]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is the male equivalent?

 

[alwaysaway]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what is the male equivalent?

Definitely something to do with the arse.

 

[QuietCanadian]

Definitely something to do with the arse.

I don't think you're wrong here... unfortunately.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I’m super late to the thigh high party, but that’s a whole lotta sexiness I just bought for $9.00 at Target.

 

[tnman03]