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[JusticeGrey]

My husband panics when he says he can’t find something and I have to go look for it in the exact spot I told him it is.

The cum thing would be even more irritating. Never lose cum in my house.

Judging by what you said a few minutes ago, I should think any lost cum would be easily located if one were to peer between your legs

 

[FreckledSprite]

Judging by what you said a few minutes ago, I should think any lost cum would be easily located if one were to peer between your legs

Are you asking for the clinical view?

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

My husband panics when he says he can’t find something and I have to go look for it in the exact spot I told him it is.

See we live in a world where women want to control us men. no, hear me out this is important

Therefore, over years, women have created the ability to make stuff disappear then reappear.

Every man knows this. Every man has looked at a clothes rail, wondered where that shirt is. It is definitely not there. He knows cos he checked. Then the woman appears and voila the shirt is there too.

It’s not of this world

 

[JusticeGrey]

Are you asking for the clinical view?

I was thinking more like a CSI, maybe

 

[FreckledSprite]

See we live in a world where women want to control us men. no, hear me out this is important

Therefore, over years, women have created the ability to make stuff disappear then reappear.

Every man knows this. Every man has looked at a clothes rail, wondered where that shirt is. It is definitely not there. He knows cos he checked. Then the woman appears and voila the shirt is there too.

It’s not of this world

I actually think my cowboy would believe that. He always looks so flabbergasted when I show him I’ve found it.

Maybe he’s surprised I just pelted him with it

 

[FreckledSprite]

I was thinking more like a CSI, maybe

Crime Scene Investigation you’re a kinky one

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I actually think my cowboy would believe that. He always looks so flabbergasted when I show him I’ve found it.

Maybe he’s surprised I just pelted him with it

It’s unworldly I tell you

I’d say that there’s a good few things you can make suddenly appear in the bedroom anyway

 

[FreckledSprite]

It’s unworldly I tell you

I’d say that there’s a good few things you can make suddenly appear in the bedroom anyway

Dude, that segue was so weird

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Dude, that segue was so weird

Sorry
I went for funny ended up with weird
It’s like the time I missed and hit the hand bag

 

[FreckledSprite]

Sorry
I went for funny ended up with weird
It’s like the time I missed and hit the hand bag

We’re cool

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

Sex and Candy!!! Fahhhkkkk, I’ve been singing the line (disco lemonade) over and over, trying to piece it together… finally. Phew.

Pretty sure I put that on a mix tape, followed by Cake’s ‘Sheep Go to Heaven’ and Nada Surf’s ‘Popular.’

Haven’t heard that track in yeeeeears. Thank you

 

[Dayhoosier]

Good morning all!

 

[FreckledSprite]

Sex and Candy!!! Fahhhkkkk, I’ve been singing the line (disco lemonade) over and over, trying to piece it together… finally. Phew.

Pretty sure I put that on a mix tape, followed by Cake’s ‘Sheep Go to Heaven’ and Nada Surf’s ‘Popular.’

Haven’t heard that track in yeeeeears. Thank you

I love Cake. The band. I love the dessert too.

Popular has a music video that lives rent free in my head.

 

[FreckledSprite]

Good morning all!

Good morning to you and all my fellow perverts.

Happy Friday people! What’s everyone’s plans? I have a lot of seed sowing to do. I think. I have to read what to do again.

 

[JusticeGrey]

Good morning to you and all my fellow perverts.

Happy Friday people! What’s everyone’s plans? I have a lot of seed sowing to do. I think. I have to read what to do again.

It's not been so long for me that I've forgotten how, although the soil I'm plowing isn't fertile.

Popular has a music video that lives rent free in my head.

I heard that song at a sports apparel store and it was a very pleasant surprise.

 

[FreckledSprite]

It's not been so long for me that I've forgotten how, although the soil I'm plowing isn't fertile.


I heard that song at a sports apparel store and it was a very pleasant surprise.

Recently?!

 

[FreckledSprite]

What’s with the obsession on dick size? When did these comparisons start for boys? The locker room? Is there some weird correlation in people’s mind that the larger the cock, the more fertile?

I haven’t found a dildo I like yet but I also haven’t looked at many. We tried a basic one and it kinda hurt (sensation of tearing which is not what we were going for). Then we got butt plugs and we did try a very slender, finger-like one inside of my ass once during play.

But the following butt plug I like for pussy penetration

The largest ball is about the width of 2 fingers which corresponds to the amount I like in me before things become painful.

In fact, a few careless partners wanted to experiment with how many fingers I could take and I really didn’t enjoy being when they didn’t listen and proceeded.

But back to dicks. I have taken a couple x-large ones. I must’ve been relaxed and turned on enough that it didn’t hurt. Or maybe attached to a man vs a handheld dildo makes a difference.

Anyway, I’ve met more than a few men who are insecure about their size. I always wondered why since I’ve cum on a 4” dick before. I really think it means more to men, and they think it means more to women than it does. I’m not sure.

 

[LostHorizon]

The cum thing would be even more irritating. Never lose cum in my house.

I lose my cum once in a while. Then I find it in the most strangest of places.

 

[FreckledSprite]

I lose my cum once in a while. Then I find it in the most strangest of places.

Please list them!

 

[discjockey74]

What’s with the obsession on dick size? When did these comparisons start for boys? The locker room? Is there some weird correlation in people’s mind that the larger the cock, the more fertile?

I haven’t found a dildo I like yet but I also haven’t looked at many. We tried a basic one and it kinda hurt (sensation of tearing which is not what we were going for). Then we got butt plugs and we did try a very slender, finger-like one inside of my ass once during play.

But the following butt plug I like for pussy penetration
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The largest ball is about the width of 2 fingers which corresponds to the amount I like in me before things become painful.

In fact, a few careless partners wanted to experiment with how many fingers I could take and I really didn’t enjoy being when they didn’t listen and proceeded.

But back to dicks. I have taken a couple x-large ones. I must’ve been relaxed and turned on enough that it didn’t hurt. Or maybe attached to a man vs a handheld dildo makes a difference.

Anyway, I’ve met more than a few men who are insecure about their size. I always wondered why since I’ve cum on a 4” dick before. I really think it means more to men, and they think it means more to women than it does. I’m not sure.

Fun looking toy!!

 

[FreckledSprite]

Fun looking toy!!

Oh, it is fun

 

[LostHorizon]

What’s with the obsession on dick size? When did these comparisons start for boys? The locker room? Is there some weird correlation in people’s mind that the larger the cock, the more fertile?

I haven’t found a dildo I like yet but I also haven’t looked at many. We tried a basic one and it kinda hurt (sensation of tearing which is not what we were going for). Then we got butt plugs and we did try a very slender, finger-like one inside of my ass once during play.

But the following butt plug I like for pussy penetration
View attachment 2516535
The largest ball is about the width of 2 fingers which corresponds to the amount I like in me before things become painful.

In fact, a few careless partners wanted to experiment with how many fingers I could take and I really didn’t enjoy being when they didn’t listen and proceeded.

But back to dicks. I have taken a couple x-large ones. I must’ve been relaxed and turned on enough that it didn’t hurt. Or maybe attached to a man vs a handheld dildo makes a difference.

Anyway, I’ve met more than a few men who are insecure about their size. I always wondered why since I’ve cum on a 4” dick before. I really think it means more to men, and they think it means more to women than it does. I’m not sure.

I am not obsessed with dick size, either my own or how I measure up to others. I guess I am lucky. My partners both in real life and virtual have all had good things to say about it so I never give it much thought.

I blame porn and the obsession that industry has placed on dick size more than anything. For younger men online porn is their first exposure to sex and what has shaped their perception. Just my thoughts.

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

What’s with the obsession on dick size?

What makes you ask?

I think it’s a lot of things for some guys. Porn… in-person comparison (the aforementioned locker room, etc.) and even the slightly odd notion that permeates American (Western?) culture that bigger is better, in all aspects of daily life. Cars. (More so in the 50’s, but still… there is a truck-driving segment of society that still seems to think this way.) Weapons. Houses. 401k’s.

Measurable things, where (for some) the whole point is to look at your neighbor’s _________, and look at yours, and know that you are ‘better.’

Not saying I buy into it, but that how that goes, as I understand it.

There’s also certainly a subset of the population who certainly seem to like ‘em bigger. But that mostly seems to be in porn, or learned behaviour from porn.

I have no complaints in that regard. Life is good. I like my cock.

 

[FreckledSprite]

I am not obsessed with dick size, either my own or how I measure up to others. I guess I am lucky. My partners both in real life and virtual have all had good things to say about it so I never give it much thought.

I blame porn and the obsession that industry has placed on dick size more than anything. For younger men online porn is their first exposure to sex and what has shaped their perception. Just my thoughts.

I guess it didn’t occur to me that porn is first exposure. I’m living behind the times and still think about backseat fumblings.

 

[FreckledSprite]

What makes you ask?

I didn’t complete my point very well but when guys role play having a bigger cock than I’m looking at on video, it makes me curious why. I guess I should go to the source and ask but I don’t want them to get more in their head about things.