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[FreckledSprite]

Hmm. Could be tribute material here.

How so?

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

…then you could see the ‘cannon effect.’

No, scratch that… I don’t know if I’m bold / boastful / confident / reckless enough to actually tribute someone.

 

[FreckledSprite]

…then you could see the ‘cannon effect.’

No, scratch that… I don’t know if I’m bold / boastful / confident / reckless enough to actually tribute someone.

You haven’t videoed yourself cumming for someone, on their printed picture or while you have their image up on your monitor?

 

[DirrrtyDanny]

…yeah, I have. It has been a minute, tho

 

[FreckledSprite]

…yeah, I have. It has been a minute, tho

I get it. I just got out of a 15-mo online situationship. But from like November into February it was a dead bedroom. How lame is that?! A dead bedroom affair. I assume he was finding it elsewhere while I was left wondering if he lost interest in me.

When we finally played again I was very rusty and my self confidence had died. It was the last time I was with him and regretted ever letting him back in.

Sorry…I just trauma dumped.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

Loves: Praise, Nature, Hockey and Baseball, INTJs
Dislikes: Mean people, Fake Doms, Incels, Slutshaming, double standards, INTJs

I see what you did there lol

 

[FreckledSprite]

I see what you did there lol

I have a love/hate relationship with the INTJs in my life. I’m irl married and often Reddit-married to INTJs. I just can’t seem to help myself.

 

[JusticeGrey]

I’m sure my neighbors have heard me scream. My bedroom is downstairs on the side of the lot closest to one neighbor’s backyard. I have the windows open even in winter.

Just smile and wave still.

I love that you have the windows open year round

 

[FreckledSprite]

I love that you have the windows open year round

I’m warm blooded. Like a furnace.

 

[JusticeGrey]

I’m warm blooded. Like a furnace.

I can't believe I'm about to say this (what's a dad joke called when it's said by someone who doesn't have kids?):

You sound hot

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I have a love/hate relationship with the INTJs in my life. I’m irl married and often Reddit-married to INTJs. I just can’t seem to help myself.

They can have traits of wanting perfection, are intellectual and creative. I can see the love/hate possibility there

 

[FreckledSprite]

I can't believe I'm about to say this (what's a dad joke called when it's said by someone who doesn't have kids?):

You sound hot

Bruh joke

 

[FreckledSprite]

They can have traits of wanting perfection, are intellectual and creative. I can see the love/hate possibility there

My bestie is also married to an INTJ. We always commiserate about the challenges of loving INTJ males. One big one is the tendency for them to make BIG decisions unilaterally without consulting their partner.

But the intellectual and creative side is so hard to resist. I’ll give them that…I’ve never met a single one that’s vacuous.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

You haven’t videoed yourself cumming for someone, on their printed picture or while you have their image up on your monitor?

Never do this over a cracked phone screen seemed obvious, but some of us get lost in the moment and find out the folly of our ways in the expensive route

 

[FreckledSprite]

Never do this over a cracked phone screen seemed obvious, but some of us get lost in the moment and find out the folly of our ways in the expensive route

I always think it’s funny when cum hits the camera lense. I draw back like it could actually come through the phone and hit me.

 

[JusticeGrey]

I always think it’s funny when cum hits the camera lense. I draw back like it could actually come through the phone and hit me.

Wearing 3D glasses?

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

I always think it’s funny when cum hits the camera lense. I draw back like it could actually come through the phone and hit me.

That’s a 4D cinema experience that is slightly niche

I still see in my minds eye in 8K the scene when I was about to cum over a partners (very big) tits. But the aim went awry in that final grunting stroke, only for me to see these arcs of cum perfectly on trajectory to land in her open handbag on the floor

 

[JusticeGrey]

That’s a 4D cinema experience that is slightly niche

I still see in my minds eye in 8K the scene when I was about to cum over a partners (very big) tits. But the aim went awry in that final grunting stroke, only for me to see these arcs of cum perfectly on trajectory to land in her open handbag on the floor

At least you saw where it went. Sometimes I've cum and it just vanished. Like...I know I came, I know a good bit shot out, I just have no idea where it ended up. Normally it doesn't shoot so far it's a problem, but every once in a while...

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

At least you saw where it went. Sometimes I've cum and it just vanished. Like...I know I came, I know a good bit shot out, I just have no idea where it ended up. Normally it doesn't shoot so far it's a problem, but every once and a while...

Oh yeah we all have that too lol
It’s that There’s Something About Mary moment

 

[FreckledSprite]

That’s a 4D cinema experience that is slightly niche

I still see in my minds eye in 8K the scene when I was about to cum over a partners (very big) tits. But the aim went awry in that final grunting stroke, only for me to see these arcs of cum perfectly on trajectory to land in her open handbag on the floor

I thought Justice and I were about to be rich with our 3D porn idea.

As a lover of handbags, I’d feel pretty put out by that. I’d almost rather have it in my hair and I hate that.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

As a lover of handbags, I’d feel pretty put out by that. I’d almost rather have it in my hair and I hate that.

She wasn’t happy with me.

I mean she was like an E cup size so not hitting that was almost impossible unless you were some form of bedroom klutz lol

 

[FreckledSprite]

Oh yeah we all have that too lol
It’s that There’s Something About Mary moment

This is what I was thinking of too.

It really never surprises me when a guy tells me he can’t find something…but this one is new

 

[JusticeGrey]

I thought Justice and I were about to be rich with our 3D porn idea.

As a lover of handbags, I’d feel pretty put out by that. I’d almost rather have it in my hair and I hate that.

Most anywhere would be better than the eye, I think.

She wasn’t happy with me.

I mean she was like an E cup size so not hitting that was almost impossible unless you were some form of bedroom klutz lol

You just got really excited. She should've been flattered.

 

[ReallyRandyReader]

This is what I was thinking of too.

It really never surprises me when a guy tells me he can’t find something…but this one is new

This is my new favourite thread, you are funny

“Honey. I’ve lost my cum. Can you help me find it?”
“Well, I’ve not got it, I’ve checked”

 

[FreckledSprite]

This is my new favourite thread, you are funny

“Honey. I’ve lost my cum. Can you help me find it?”
“Well, I’ve not got it, I’ve checked”

My husband panics when he says he can’t find something and I have to go look for it in the exact spot I told him it is.

The cum thing would be even more irritating. Never lose cum in my house.