🙄What Made You Roll Your Eyes Today?🙄

[kathyisgr65]

Clearly ALL democrats are mentally damaged

I absolutely hate all the shaming that goes on... politics..sex id.. whatever..stay in ur lane and work on ur shit.. calling someone mentally damaged does nothing but be hurtful and bring more division and animosity to society

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Well how to I follow that...

William Faulkner as a person and idea. But more specifically, this paper I'm about to have to write.

 

[cheekygirl75]

People’s lack of reading comprehension. Uh, if I say she’s not available at certain times, it doesn’t help if you tell me when during those times he’s available!

 

[Apisto42]

People’s lack of reading comprehension. Uh, if I say she’s not available at certain times, it doesn’t help if you tell me when during those times he’s available!

So you’re available now?

 

[jason28053]

People’s lack of reading comprehension. Uh, if I say she’s not available at certain times, it doesn’t help if you tell me when during those times he’s available!

Who is She?

 

[Apisto42]

How about now?

 

[F3x0r]

Bots .....

 

[cheekygirl75]

So you’re available now?

No, I’m off the clock

 

[Wand3rlust]

No, I’m off the clock

Why were you sitting on a clock?

Ooh ooh are you a cuckoo?

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why were you sitting on a clock?

Ooh ooh are you a cuckoo?

That tick tock motion is thrilling, haven’t you tried it?

 

[Apisto42]

No, I’m off the clock

What if I wind your clock up?

 

[cheekygirl75]

What if I wind your clock up?

I think my mechanism is broken

 

[Apisto42]

… and I realized that saying that really dates me.

 

[Apisto42]

I think my mechanism is broken

I’ve got a tool that might fix that.

 

[cheekygirl75]

I’ve got a tool that might fix that.

I don’t know, it would have to be pretty specialized

 

[Wand3rlust]

That tick tock motion is thrilling, haven’t you tried it?

Any sort of vibration is welcome.

 

[Wand3rlust]

… and I realized that saying that really dates me.

It wasnt that that dated you

 

[Apisto42]

I don’t know, it would have to be pretty specialized

It’s the “Turnip Twaddler 2K”.

 

[Apisto42]

It wasnt that that dated you

Luckily for me I don’t worry what clingy stalkers say.

 

[jason28053]

Clearly not from having a mind blowing orgasm.

 

[cheekygirl75]

It’s the “Turnip Twaddler 2K”.

I thought that said Trump Twaddler at first and now I’m as dry as the Sahara.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Twaddler or Toddler

 

[PotNoodle79]

Myself.

 

[Apisto42]

I thought that said Trump Twaddler at first and now I’m as dry as the Sahara.

Smf
It’s a Bloom County ref. It’s a nerd attractor.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

Smf
It’s a Bloom County ref. It’s a nerd attractor.

I thought it was the ultimate in useless appliances.
But if it attracts nerds.....