๐Ÿ˜Ž That Feeling When...

He sucks your nipples so they pebble and harden, blows gently on them, flicks his tongue over them, bites them gently and you cum. ๐Ÿ˜
 
*sighs* I was hoping there was some sort of hope for you. If you need some help with that we can discuss your strengths and weaknesses. Then come up with an action plan. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Har! Sounds like someone has spent the day being indoctrinated. Iโ€™ve always advocated for the three-martini nooner plan myself, but HR considered my methods unsound. ๐Ÿ˜‡
 
...you have a dream about someone you've never met, someone who probably doesn't actually exist but, rather, is an amalgamation of body parts your brain stitched together from people or images stored in the labyrinthine recesses of your memory, yet you still spend an absurd amount of your waking hours desperately endeavoring to puzzle out, not if you know them, but how and from where.

Fuck you, brain.
 
TFW you know he's about to cum inside you, so you grip his butt, not thinking or caring that this might make you pregnant.
 
TFW you swirl your tongue around a delicious creamy ice cream.
 
tfw you've watched tons of horror and gore films, yet nothing prepares you for a duck, lying on the ground, with its neck broken. and still a.l.i.v.e.

god help me.
 
tfw you've watched tons of horror and gore films, yet nothing prepares you for a duck, lying on the ground, with its neck broken. and still a.l.i.v.e.

god help me.

OMG! I am so sorry, Amy. :(
Can it be saved?
 
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