🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

Getting packed for a vacation with my church going wife who has agreed to watch porn with me and masturbate with sex toys together.
 
Getting packed for a vacation with my church going wife who has agreed to watch porn with me and masturbate with sex toys together.
Are you flying to your vacation destination? If you pack them in carry-on luggage, can you please take a pic of the TSA agent’s face when they screen it for us?
 
I’m babysitting now but the kiddos are sleeping. I’m watching a baseball game with the grandma. I dislike watching sports.
 
Right now, I Am sinking into soft sheets, lights low, as I slowly reach for my toy. I can already feel my heartbeat picking up, my skin starting to tingle in anticipation. When I turn it on, that first warm buzz sends a little shiver through me, and I can’t help but smile, knowing I’m about to lose myself in every bit of the sensation, letting it build and take me wherever it wants.
Me too.
 
No longer watching the Dodger’s game and hankering for a Dodger dog 🌭
Have you tried the new Dodger Dogs in the past few years? If so, how did you like them? I couldn’t make myself try the new Papa Cantella’s Dodger Dogs when I went last year, after the reviews I read. Real Dodger Dogs will always be Farmer John to me.
 
Are you flying to your vacation destination? If you pack them in carry-on luggage, can you please take a pic of the TSA agent’s face when they screen it for us?
Ha ha. I'm checking that bag to be sure. I've got 3 expensive dildos for her, a pussy stroker for me, and several pages of naked women printed out so...
 
Have you tried the new Dodger Dogs in the past few years? If so, how did you like them? I couldn’t make myself try the new Papa Cantella’s Dodger Dogs when I went last year, after the reviews I read. Real Dodger Dogs will always be Farmer John to me.
It has been several years since I’ve had a Dodger Dog, but I still want one.
 
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