🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[Cjbdd]

Thinking if I had a cock in front of me, I wouldn't be on the internet. Maybe it's just me. Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

.... Thinking we might be twins...

make that triplets

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

smooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooth!

I learned much from you my master. I am but still the padawan.

 

[ericalauren]

I’m lying in bed and watching a Hallmark movie. My pain is so bad today. I blame my sister for making me stand for two hours during her maternity photo shoot.

 

[Cat]

You can't be. There's usually the good twin and the evil twin and you're both lovely

Oh.. you clearly have not seen me hungry then!...

*high fives*

And *the secret handshake*

*Whips out dick on the internet…*

Uh oh, ladies, now what?!

Duuuuuuuude..

 

[barefootgirl69]

Duuuuuuuude..

I thought you said "Duuuuuuuck" at first!

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

I thought you said "Duuuuuuuck" at first!

That's quackers. Wait, we did that already.

 

[Cat]

I thought you said "Duuuuuuuck" at first!

Hahaha.. that would have made just as much sense..

That's quackers. Wait, we did that already.

We did those.. when.. gosh, I sleep though all the fun stuff!!

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Hahaha.. that would have made just as much sense..



We did those.. when.. gosh, I sleep though all the fun stuff!!

Variations thread. I was very hilarious. The others provided adequately humorous support.

 

[Cat]

Variations thread. I was very hilarious. The others provided adequately humorous support.

Oh, I bet!! You do have impeccable timing.. and people are rather amazing.. generally...

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Oh, I bet!! You do have impeccable timing...

I usually arrive too soon.

 

[Cat]

I usually arrive too soon.

Perfect!! I tend to disappear without warning!!

 

[EricaAnna]

Relaxing in the air conditioning....what a godsend it is ..

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Relaxing in the air conditioning....what a godsend it is ..

How hot where you are now?

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Going over my weekend plans and tossing them for a chance to do something random. What? No freaking clue.

 

[EricaAnna]

How hot where you are now?

Not as hot as some other places ..it's only in the 80s, but I like it much cooler...

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

Not as hot as some other places ..it's only in the 80s, but I like it much cooler...

13c or 55f here. It's great.

 

[EricaAnna]

13c or 55f here. It's great.

That does sound MUCH better.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

That does sound MUCH better.

Comfortable for me. I'm not a sun worshipper.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Relaxing in the air conditioning....what a godsend it is ..

It is! I used to live north of Grand Rapids, and it would be so nice to walk into the AC house on a humid day!

Out here in the Mojave Desert, my cooler isn't meant to work when it gets humid, and only keeps it 20° cooler than outside, so when it's 113-118 like its been the last 9 days, I run to my mom's and use her AC!

 

[Wonderer67]

Chillin by the pool getting bit by mosquitoes.

Watching my wife skinny dip.

 

[EricaAnna]

It is! I used to live north of Grand Rapids, and it would be so nice to walk into the AC house on a humid day!

Out here in the Mojave Desert, my cooler isn't meant to work when it gets humid, and only keeps it 20° cooler than outside, so when it's 113-118 like its been the last 9 days, I run to my mom's and use her AC!

Those are insane temperatures! I live north and west of Grand Rapids!

I would seriously be a puddle of mush if I ever experienced those temperatures

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

I do not miss the Mojave. I was stationed at Fort Irwin and called it 'Satan's Armpit' because of the heat. I was there when we reached record 120-121F.

 

[Deleted member 6808749]

It is! I used to live north of Grand Rapids, and it would be so nice to walk into the AC house on a humid day!

Out here in the Mojave Desert, my cooler isn't meant to work when it gets humid, and only keeps it 20° cooler than outside, so when it's 113-118 like its been the last 9 days, I run to my mom's and use her AC!

I do not miss the Mojave. I was stationed at Fort Irwin and called it 'Satan's Armpit' because of the heat. I was there when we reached record 120-121F.

Nope. I'd die in those temps. I'll stick to rainy cool Scotland

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Taking a bath.. wishing Donut would stop barging in to be sure I haven't drowned.

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Nope. I'd die in those temps. I'll stick to rainy cool Scotland

Smart move. I served almost 6 years in that hell hole. Oh the sunsets and sunrises are glorious, but at the cost of melting your eyeballs? I don't know if it was worth it.