🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[~Elizabeth~]

Eating dinner

 

[cypressknee]

Waiting for my sexy wife to get out the shower to see if I have a chance

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I keep telling people I have a little yellow duck and a fleet of battleships but they keep thinking I'm fibbing.

I can't stand showers. I'd happily soak in a bath for hours if the water didn't go cold.

I used to have rubber ducky-looking shower curtain rings, a shower curtain and wastebasket with a pattern of yellow duckies with umbrellas splashing in puddles in the rain, actual rubber duckies, a little copper bathtub that once held a Bath & Body Works gift set and waa repurposed to hold miniature duckies that quacked and glass marbles to mimic the look of bubble bath...and a plush duckie in a raincoat who flapped his wings and sang Singin' in the Rain. This was in my early 20s

Hasn’t everybody seen your penis already? Or is that picture that @Wand3rlust is selling not really you?

I haven't seen it!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Getting distracted by the deer too.

Totally worth it!!!

 

[ShaneoD]

Hasn’t everybody seen your penis already? Or is that picture that @Wand3rlust is selling not really you?

I feel flattered that you think anyone would pay for it

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Totally worth it!!!

Absolutely!!

 

[LustyScribe]

Watching Blazing Saddles.

 

[Weirdnessome]

Hitchhikers Guide to Galaxy

 

[Bebode]

Pretending I’m not tired

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Naughty things

 

[Greylag]

Naughty things

Good! …..as befits this site!

 

[Enigmatica91]

Drinking far too much Saké, and pretending my head isn't going to try to crumble me to dust in the morning!

 

[Lady2020]

Bingeing on Weeds.

 

[Bebode]

Feeling sorry for myself while drinking, getting high and posting shit.

Great combination.

One of my favorite pastimes!!! I always find scotch does a wonderful job of burying emotions and releasing my inner douchebagery

 

[Transguycharlie]

I’m playing with myself

 

[kathyisgr65]

Just got home from chilling with friends

 

[cypressknee]

One hand on the pad…one on the shaft

 

[desire30]

1. Putting my business line off the hook,
2.Sending a blast e-mail that i am taking the day off.
3. Fixing a Bloody Mary

 

[cypressknee]

Sitting in the dark..robe slightly open…head of my semi hard cock peeking out..licks fingers and gives it a rub…balls start tingling…this might get good

 

[EricaLynch]

Getting ready for work.

 

[Shady_nz]

Thinking about going to bed...its been an eventful day... night night xx

 

[cypressknee]

Sitting in the dark..robe slightly open…head of my semi hard cock peeking out..licks fingers and gives it a rub…balls start tingling…this might get good

 

[SavannaT]

Talking to a guy who’s trying to get me to show him my tits lol

 

[Irwin34]

Board and horny at work trying to look a little bit busy.

 

[terriblesecrets]

Waiting for the day to end and hoping no more work comes by way