🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[Cjbdd]

Freezing my ass off

 

[DirtyMarine]

Freezing my ass off

Put some clothes on sexy!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Guys got different talks from Mom. Pretty much...

"It's late. Get up. Now."
"And pick up all these damn Kleenex that are everywhere"

Also "why are all these socks crusty?"

 

[ccs29745]

Also "why are all these socks crusty?"

Athletes foot cream ?!?

 

[Deleted member 4038640]

Putting some of my wife’s naked photos into the AI mirror app and seeing her nude Anime 2D

 

[gga]

Also "why are all these socks crusty?"

Most moms know never to touch the socks without one of these.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I'm reading.

 

[KarenB59]

Watching a live radio show on YouTube while my cat has the zoomies.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Crying because it's freaking snowing AGAIN! Just stop already for the love of all that's holy! #stillbetterthan80degreeheatthough

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Crying because it's freaking snowing AGAIN! Just stop already for the love of all that's holy! #stillbetterthan80degreeheatthough

Definitely better than hot weather. Send the white stuff my way!

The snow... Not y'know... Cocaine.

 

[KarenB59]

Zoomies?

Running around the room.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Pondering my value.

 

[DirtyMarine]

Pondering my value.

Everyone has value

 

[TunnelKing089]

Eating lunch,liver mush and egg sandwich.

 

[Weirdnessome]

Waiting for them to say we are closing early

 

[AmberLGreen]

I'm reading.

Peter and Jane or Biff and Chip?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Most moms know never to touch the socks without one of these.

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That is what I use when I go to the nursing home to give some of the more mature gentlemen a hand

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Peter and Jane or Biff and Chip?

The MILF Next Door...

Classic children's book.

But right now? I'm having a bath

 

[Lmizzler]

Enjoying a beer at work

 

[AmberLGreen]

The MILF Next Door...

Classic children's book.

But right now? I'm having a bath

A bath? At this time on a Friday night? Are you on a promise or something?

Don’t forget the Old Spice

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

A bath? At this time on a Friday night? Are you on a promise or something?

Don’t forget the Old Spice

I have baths at any time of the day. I had one at 3am last week.

Haha, unfortunately not. I haven't been on a promise for years. You offering?

Nah, hot baths ease my pain a bit.

 

[Wriggle]

I'm reenacting the final scene of Saltburn.

Murder on the dancefloor; you better not kill the groove

 

[~Elizabeth~]

I hope you do. Want you home safe.

Waiting for them to say we are closing early

 

[AmberLGreen]

I have baths at any time of the day. I had one at 3am last week.

Wet dream? Hope you washed the sheets too

Haha, unfortunately not. I haven't been on a promise for years. You offering?

Sure, why not. I will bring the old man wanking stick

Nah, hot baths ease my pain a bit.

Throw a rubber duck in there and you can exercise too

 

[NightOfPassion2]

Solving a programing error