🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[snexxer]

Telling a good friend bad jokes.

 

[haha_on_me]

Dreaming about whizzing down the Autobahn in my new wheels

Are you going to just keep teasing us, or are you going to let us see it?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Thinking about a damn hot email.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Good morning!
I’m contemplating getting out of bed and forcing myself to be productive

Are you sure that's wise??

 

[VoraciousValue]

Dreaming about whizzing down the Autobahn in my new wheels

How fast are you gonna crank up that bad boy??

 

[GirlFur]

Sliding off my robe and getting into the shower

 

[Eyelevel]

Teasing myself

 

[munch2much]

Are you sure that's wise??

No!!!
And fear not. I did get out of bed …but totally failed to be constructive!

 

[DarkFlameDesires]

Finishing off a final assignment for this quarter's college classes.

 

[VoraciousValue]

No!!!
And fear not. I did get out of bed …but totally failed to be constructive!

That's the spirit!

 

[Anastasia1999]

Are you going to just keep teasing us, or are you going to let us see it?

Hehehe ok! Because it’s you!

How fast are you gonna crank up that bad boy??

Her name is Marie, fitting for a curvy French lady.

 

[Trubbycat]

Trying to power through the last half hour of work before I totally crash.

 

[hornylilsub13]

Coming down from an incredible orgasm as I just DP'd myself on two toys. I'm really tempted to sink my ass down onto one again

 

[Trubbycat]

Coming down from an incredible orgasm as I just DP'd myself on two toys. I'm really tempted to sink my ass down onto one again

Beats the hell out of work!

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Wondering why my bladder constantly decides it wants me to go at the worst times.

 

[haha_on_me]

Hehehe ok! Because it’s you!


Her name is Marie, fitting for a curvy French lady.

That's a beautiful automobile, you should be proud.





May I borrow it, I have a hog to move down the road?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Now I'm wondering if Thing 1 and Thing 2 have two things or do they share one.

 

[hornylilsub13]

Wh

Which is better, those toys or the real things 1 and 2?

Never done anal with a real one, so I wouldn't be able to tell you. I imagine it being better though

 

[hornylilsub13]

Why’s that?

Just haven't gotten around to it yet.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Why’s that?

Because you can get lost in the feeling while he's taking you. You can feel his hands gripping you to pull you onto him. You can feel him harden and expand just before he cums...and you can feel him cum.

 

[Anastasia1999]

That's a beautiful automobile, you should be proud.





May I borrow it, I have a hog to move down the road?

Is the hog clean? I can’t have my seats covered in muck on the first day!

 

[haha_on_me]

Is the hog clean? I can’t have my seats covered in muck on the first day!

He's clean now, but I can't guarantee what he'll be like in 5 minutes.

 

[PantsAndPencils]

Working from home, and I just had the plumber visit to fix some pipes (literally, not euphemistically, you pervs).

 

[barefootgirl69]

Working from home, and I just had the plumber visit to fix some pipes (literally, not euphemistically, you pervs).

I think that's important...just not as fun.
Then, again, it depends on the plumber.

 

[hornylilsub13]

Why do you think it would be better?

Because it's just different when you have an actual human cock driving into you. I prefer real over fake when it comes to vaginal penetration, so I reckon it'll be the same for anal