Wand3rlust
Chaos gremlin
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- Jul 20, 2016
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Wondering why I don't just go to sleep..
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Ok... Slide over... Big spoon coming in..Wondering why I don't just go to sleep..
Too late. <Hiccup>Just don’t open the minibar!!
You are keeping my kind of hours. To make it what am I doing, I’m enjoying knowing I’m not the only one who sucks putting himself to bed.Wondering why I don't just go to sleep..
Oh no!! You just tripled your bill!!!Too late. <Hiccup>
Pfft! Wait until ya see how much pay-per-view porn I order when I'm drunk on micro bottles!Oh no!! You just tripled your bill!!!
I can’t even imagine! Are you ordering room service too?Pfft! Wait until ya see how much pay-per-view porn I order when I'm drunk on micro bottles!
I'm tearing this room up Motley Crue style!!!
Well, ya gotta try everything on the menu before you know what's really good, right?I can’t even imagine! Are you ordering room service too?
Sounds like an evening I’d try to avoid. Haha.Well, ya gotta try everything on the menu before you know what's really good, right?
Masseuse should be here shortly also if anyone wants a rub down. I just want to get the massages out of the way before the band gets here.
More mini bottles for me! <Hiccup>Sounds like an evening I’d try to avoid. Haha.
Check your pmsPics please?!
LadyCheck your pms
Edit: what am I doing? I’m sending indie photos of me all tied up
And untying myself…even though I don’t wanna![]()
Steak in the hallways? I'm sooo hungry! Be right there!Wondering exactly how many mini bottles T- bagel needs before he steaks through the hallways.
Steak streak. WhatevsSteak in the hallways? I'm sooo hungry! Be right there!![]()
Streak For Steak. Sounds like a worthy charity event.Steak streak. Whatevs
I’ll grill you a steak if you streakStreak For Steak. Sounds like a worthy charity event.