🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

Taking my turn in the passengers seat.
In a couple hours I'll take back over and drive this the rest of the way home.

(Interpret as you see fit.)
 
Dude I dont even bother anymore. I mostly jerk off to old Baywatch VHS tapes and yearbook photos.
 
Okay. Can we please schedule a drive-by for 3.36pm this afternoon, when I will be stuck on the M25 near Rickmansworth as sure as God made little green apples? An emergency bacon and egg roll would be a life saver and keep me going until my next scheduled traffic jam on the A303 near Chicklade. Any chance?
Sorry that I missed your request. Couldn’t have made it anyway. Already had a date to see the parakeets in Hyde Park.
 
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