🔮 What are you doing right now? 🔮

[AWonkyDonkey]

Do it!!!!

So YOU'RE the devil that's sat on my shoulder and whispering into my ear!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

So YOU'RE the devil that's sat on my shoulder and whispering into my ear!

At least I look cute!

 

[Dill_the_Dog]

All the above!

But, "because I want to" should be at the top of the list.

Wasn't that a Billie Piper song?

 

[metrifonate]

My meat balls are cooking

 

[barefootgirl69]

Wasn't that a Billie Piper song?

.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My meat balls are cooking

Is this a new fetish or kink we've not heard about before?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Is this a new fetish or kink we've not heard about before?

Sounds like my kind of fetish... yummy!

 

[barefootgirl69]

Sounds like my kind of fetish... yummy!

Cheesy meatballs?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Cheesy meatballs?

Now I'm drooling! Throw in some potatoes and I'll be useless.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Now I'm drooling! Throw in some taters and I'll be useless.

FYP

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

At least I look cute!

I don't know what you look like but I'm picturing you wearing lingerie now. Damn it!

Cold shower time, me thinks! Or just spray me with the hose and shout "bad dog!"

 

[metrifonate]

Is this a new fetish or kink we've not heard about before?

Then I'll grate parmesan over them!
Make my balls grate again.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I don't know what you look like but I'm picturing you wearing lingerie now. Damn it!

Cold shower time, me thinks! Or just spray me with the hose and shout "bad dog!"

*whispers "bad dog" in a sexy voice.

 

[metrifonate]

Now I'm drooling! Throw in some potatoes and I'll be useless.

A knob of butter

 

[barefootgirl69]

Then I'll grate parmesan over them!
Make my balls grate again.

Sounds painful.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

A knob of butter

Now you're just trying to make me horny.

 

[metrifonate]

Now you're just trying to make me horny.

Hunry

 

[metrifonate]

Sounds painful.

With pain there is also pleasure

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

*whispers "bad dog" in a sexy voice.

Oh fucking hell. Never mind a cold shower now. It's too late.

 

[Cat]

Oh fucking hell. Never mind a cold shower now. It's too late.

Awwwwww!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Oh fucking hell. Never mind a cold shower now. It's too late.

Did schnookums already cum?

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Did schnookums already cum?

Nope! It's just I'm now that horny, a cold shower won't work.

Damn you. Looks like it's a night with Blow Up Brenda again.







No, I don't have a blow up doll... Honest.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Nope! It's just I'm now that horny, a cold shower won't work.

Damn you. Looks like it's a night with Blow Up Brenda again.







No, I don't have a blow up doll... Honest.

You named a fictional blow up doll? Weirdo.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You named a fictional blow up doll? Weirdo.

"Brenda" is better than "Fantasia," I suppose.

 

[metrifonate]

You named a fictional blow up doll? Weirdo.

She'll always go down on you.